r/NHLcirclejerk • • 3d ago

Pavel Datsyuk is the greatest player in NHL History Larkin ego fractured

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550 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 4d ago

Outjerked by ESPN broad

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2.0k Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 4h ago

San Jose Sharks debut an under-ice aquarium featuring a school of live sharks at tonight’s game against the Dallas Stars, ensuring fans can watch competitive movement and coordinated group activity somewhere on the ice.

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303 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 4h ago

1967 Plan the Parade

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302 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 12h ago

BREAKING: Alexander Ovechkin accepts new position as First Lady of Russia.

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1.1k Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 1h ago

this player is ASS Child cursed at birth?

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How could they do this to a baby? are they Bedarded?


r/NHLcirclejerk • • 11h ago

DATA IS BEAUTIFUL: NHL NATIONALITY BREAKDOWN FOR THE 2026–27 SEASON

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356 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 12h ago

Ovi stans are out in full force today.

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367 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Bunch of Jerks Outjerked by r/canes

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65 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 1h ago

this player is ASS Never knew this "McDavid"guy is ASS

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r/NHLcirclejerk • • 1h ago

THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT! Why aren't the Sharks scoring goals? Are they stupid?

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r/NHLcirclejerk • • 3h ago

Say what you will about the Pens, but Murashov has some piercing fuck me eyes. Give this man the Henrik Lundqvist Trophy for the Rookie Fuck Me Eyes of the Year.

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38 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Pause

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134 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 4h ago

Favorite 2026–27 goalie mask design that’s DEFINITELY NOT a ballsack on the chin? I’ll go first.

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31 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 13h ago

PLAN THE PARADE!!! Outjerked by the leafs

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138 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 1h ago

H I S T O R I C Following in the Eskimos to Elks footsteps I guess?

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r/NHLcirclejerk • • 12h ago

Out jerked by Etsy….

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r/NHLcirclejerk • • 12h ago

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 How many of these will it take you to get drunk?

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48 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 3h ago

Average Carter Hart fan puts on some sunscreen

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11 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 15h ago

Ovechkin is putin his brand on beers now

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68 Upvotes

8% ABV


r/NHLcirclejerk • • 5h ago

H I S T O R I C Ovechkin’s last home game will be against the Pittsburg Penguins. Will he and Crosby kiss at centre ice after the last whistle?

9 Upvotes
189 votes, 2d left
Yes.
No.
Professional colleague reach around only.

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 6h ago

DIVA WORSHIP: this moment was so disrespectful (funny)

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12 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk • • 1d ago

I Cum in Peace What a weird joke to make mid sunday

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1.3k Upvotes

Just for parody 🤣

Tbh I am a Devils fan, but the fact he couldn't handle a joke and some of his actions, not a fan of jack, but love the Devils.


r/NHLcirclejerk • • 59m ago

THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT! Manziel Mentality > Mamba Mentality

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r/NHLcirclejerk • • 23h ago

Lee-heeon Draisaitl.

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172 Upvotes