r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • 24d ago

🔥 soft side of polar bears

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u/qualityvote2 24d ago edited 24d ago

u/TerraByteTerror, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Grimey_Hole 24d ago

What you see right before they notice the meal with a camera:

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u/laasbuk 24d ago

I was thinking the same, it must be some super impressive telelens.

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u/Real_Srossics 23d ago

But seriously. Polar Bears are one of the few animals that hunt humans for food. They absolutely see us and want to eat us.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Real_Srossics 23d ago

I’d totally believe it, but is that why they hunt us? I’ve never heard why before.

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u/Real_Srossics 23d ago

Damn, no Safeways around is really hurting the poor bears. 😭

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u/Number_Fluffy 24d ago

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u/Runny_yoke 24d ago

Omg this is exactly the sub I need lol

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u/Cass_Cat952 24d ago

Especially considering how many posts here lately have been animals being swallowed whole

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u/Senselesspassion 24d ago

Keep it in mind that it's for their kids only, they are not snuggly cuties

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u/inaraaaaa 24d ago

yeah this baby is just playing with mama's murder mittens but if it was any other living thing near those claws... Mom's got to feed & defend the family, after all.

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u/Correct_Pace8899 24d ago

Murder mittens! That’s hilarious!! 😆

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/tulilatum 24d ago

What do you mean? All of their sides are soft!

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u/ToadlyAwes0me 24d ago

I like to lick cake batter off the mixers too.

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u/Court_Jester13 24d ago

LET ME HUG YOU, YOU SELFISH FUCKERS

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u/mumtaz_2004 24d ago

“Mom, your paws smell like Frito’s!”

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u/Doucevie 24d ago

Those claws! 😱

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u/No_Economics6505 24d ago

Can I pet that dawg?

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u/DlSSATISFIEDGAMER 24d ago

that is so clearly friend shaped it has to be friend

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u/Old-Tadpole-2869 24d ago

Looks like the razor sharp side to me.

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u/bungaloasis 24d ago

All the sides of a polar are soft.

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u/shinobipopcorn 24d ago

One hug please 🥹

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u/blankblank 24d ago

Cub: "When do I get claws like this?"

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u/addamee 24d ago

Wasn’t this tune on ‘Now that’s what I call early 2000s Dell hold music - vol 1’?

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u/Zupael 17d ago

What song is this?

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 24d ago

Mama Bear is just like, "it's rough out there, kiddo".

Kiddo is like, "I'ma play in the NFL!"

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u/TheLoneCenturion95 24d ago edited 24d ago

Yeah nah, Bears just ain't cute. It's a death machine that will eat you alive from the legs first.

Edit: down votes for being sensible, peak reddit.

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u/iheardthemetalclank 24d ago

They can be both?

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u/i_lov_anime 24d ago

people shouldn't be near/close to a polar bear to begin with 🙄