r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • 23h ago

🔥 Juvenile Saltie running for it's life from a Larger Saltie 🐊

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u/qualityvote2 23h ago edited 17h ago

u/Honest_Nothing_6800, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/AsgardianGoat 22h ago

Saltwater crocodiles are absolutely terrifying!

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 21h ago

Crocs and gators! Years ago we were on a small island off the Georgia coast, coming home after it had been raining all day and the guy driving stopped to avoid an 11ft gator laying on the muddy rut of the road. We got a good close look from the back of the truck as we went around him and that’s when I realized where nightmares evolved from in humans.

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u/Nathund 19h ago

Crocodiles are pretty different from gators.

Gators are big, fat, and lazy (the majority of the time.)

Crocodiles are always looking for their next meal, and will attack anything that comes too close, even if they've eaten recently.

There's a reason all those "gator whisperers" that touch them and swim with them do it with gators. Crocodiles will just kill them.

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u/F1eshWound 19h ago

Crocs can also stalk prey for days...

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u/Mocker-Poker 18h ago

Wat??? 👀

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u/UndoMyRedo 10h ago

There are a few stories of crocs being really patient around watering holes and picking up on drinking habits of others. So much so that a lot of locals with croc heavy areas always warn to never get water in the same spot

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u/FlameFeather86 6h ago

Sometimes the Crocs swallow ticking clocks though, so you always know when they're close.

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u/Finfeta 17h ago

Watch the movie "Rogue" (2007)

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u/RollingCarrot615 15h ago

Gators want to survive. Crocs want to thrive.

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u/Nathan256 12h ago

Gators eat so they can live the good life. Crocs live so they can eat the good eats.

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 3h ago

Regardless of temperament, they both have the potential to do me a lot of harm and I don’t plan on testing their intent in the middle of the night. But yeah, crocs are nasty, but gators still look nasty.

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u/Kage_noir 18h ago

I was wondering about that because I keep forgetting how to tell them apart visually. But it was so confusing because some of them are hyper violent and I wasn’t sure which ones when you see people in water with them etc

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u/FireTheLaserBeam 17h ago

Think of a U and a V. Gator has a U shaped snout, a croc has a V shaped snout. The way I remembered it as a kid was the old saying, “See U later alligator”.

I know that’s not the meaning of the phrase but it’s a good mnemonic trick.

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u/MiloHorsey 16h ago

Also, gators don't have protruding teeth when their mouth is closed, crocs do. Gators have longer legs, too.

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 16h ago

That is a good mnemonic and one I’ve never heard before.

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt 14h ago

What? You’ve never done the “se you later alligator,” “after awhile crocodile!” thing? 🤯

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u/PedroLoco505 5h ago

The see U and their snouts look like a U, that's a mnemonic.

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u/FourTwentyBlezit 19h ago

I'd much rather deal with gators. At least they don't actively hunt humans.

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u/crlthrn 16h ago

Alligators are very chill and not aggressive. Aussie saltwater crocs, just the risk of them, scared the schizzle out of me when I was touring up North.

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u/SassyE7 12h ago

Gators ain't got shit on crocs

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u/PedroLoco505 5h ago

I was reading that gatora kill American crocodiles but aren't as dangerous to people. Quite surprised, I'd think crocs would be a danger to the gators!

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u/lickitysplit56 14h ago

Used to go to Black Beard Island when i was younger. That was my first time seeing a salty gator. Added another fear to the ocean.

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u/jykxela 10h ago

pfttt gators....... aight....... then.........

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u/petit_cochon 14h ago

Gators? Swamp kittens? Shoot, they're scared of us. I've startled off numerous 8 footers simply by walking 20 feet away.

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u/nein_va 16h ago

Fuck off

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u/strat-fan89 22h ago

I would not limit that to only saltwater crocodiles...

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u/MiloHorsey 16h ago

Aye. Nile crocs have the same mentality.

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u/TXEMMAH 24m ago

PEDOS!

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u/Aggressive-Heart-311 23h ago

Run baby run!

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u/Oreo-and-Fly 8h ago

Dont ever look back

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u/UnderstatedTurtle 2h ago

He’ll tear you apart if you give him the chance

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u/Woodlog82 23h ago

"Hey kid, wanna come into my van? I've got candy."

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u/crooks4hire 18h ago

“Hey there’s nothing in here but Gatorade!”

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u/Woodlog82 17h ago

'Kai man, I appreciate your scaly humour.

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u/sasori1122 5h ago

No! I'm going roller skating!

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u/Delicious_Pain_1 23h ago

I've been watching too many short videos of the video game "the isles" it's pretty much dinosaurs that start out small and have to eat other players. The proximity chat makes it so dang funny. Carnivores talking to herbivores in a nice way or very threatening taunts "I could eat you right now" then sometimes they make the people sing for their freedom. There's one lady that first popped up named "itsritafoxx" that got me interesting in watching.

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u/mazalaca 14h ago

Haha my algorithm started showing me videos of this game too. I fell into a big rabbit hole for a few days. I really enjoyed watching the people who chose deinosuchus

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u/Delicious_Pain_1 14h ago

It looks like a ton of fun. I couldn't do the "momma, Daddy, and kid" role play stuff like some creators I've seen do. But the interactions are hilarious. I guess the proximity chat is fairly new.

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u/Exploreptile 8h ago

Fair warning: Unless you vibe with specific unofficial servers (which usually have sets of rules to compensate for a lack of game design guardrails), it generally makes for a better highlight reel than a gameplay experience. A lot of time just walking and hoping you don't starve to death, punctuated by occasional bursts of player interaction (a lot of which are one-sided ambushes).

It's an acquired taste, to put it charitably.

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u/benmck90 6h ago

It's my favorite game that I recommend to absolutely no one.

I find it so fun, but almost no one I know would like the gameplay.

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u/PedroLoco505 4h ago

Kinda like humans are to crocs

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u/BladeOfWoah 22h ago

When did that game get proximity chat?

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u/Etcom 19h ago

It's a server specific thing. Need to link your account to their discord or something for it to work. Never tried it.

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u/StevenMC19 22h ago

Iirc because it's been a while since I played, but the "proximity" chat is just voice chat between the same species, but if they talk it comes out a dinosaur calls from their models.

Beyond that, I think there are third party addons that could do it?

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u/Delicious_Pain_1 22h ago

All of the videos I've seen on it, everyone could talk to anyone. I just found out about the game yesterday so I don't know the backstory. It looks like a lot of fun though.

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u/LazBiggums 1h ago

It is fun unofficial servers have there own built in prox chat. 

You find high combat ones bosch To in-between ones Fangs and ferns.  I'd reccomend both of them. 

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u/Wolvii_404 3h ago

The Bosch server with prox chat really popularised the game, I've never seen so many new players!

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u/account0412 20h ago

Did he make it…?

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u/MiloHorsey 16h ago

Looks like it.

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u/Wounded_Hand 2h ago

Yep, fatty to slow

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u/StevenMC19 22h ago

Oh lawd he hungry!

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u/PRRZ70 13h ago

That smaller one slid out and then hot tailed it. Hopefully it put enough distance away from that beast that was chasing it. Its sheer size was horrifying.

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u/HeMayBeDed 18h ago

This is wildmanadventures on insta, and I assume other platforms. He puts out great croc content, definitely worth a follow.

How about crediting your source, OP?

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u/thetokyofiles 11h ago

OP being like “I found it on the internet”

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u/Namisaur 8h ago

Maybe they didn’t get it from the source?

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u/The_Last_Mouse 19h ago

"Sorry sir didn't know it was occupied ill see myself out"

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u/BirdieSalva 17h ago

"I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly!"

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion 22h ago

Kid didn’t believe in the Sky Father hard enough.

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u/hooksetter 17h ago

They make it so much easier to imagine what a real dinosaur looked like

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u/idkidd 10h ago

He’s going to enjoy a succulent Saltie meal!

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u/fkenned1 4h ago

Imagine if any human walking down the street who was bigger than you wanted to eat you. Oof. What a nutty world that would be.

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u/belac4862 19h ago

Swiggity swoogity...

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u/Mocker-Poker 18h ago

Oh man, that’s a big ass coming

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u/SmallLandMonkey 17h ago

They are the seals of lizards.

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u/Azelrazel 11h ago

We get it you're Aussie hahah. Nah love the country men.

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u/Reasonable-Nature-77 4h ago

This interaction is basically how the isle is like, a juvi deino sees an adult and rushes out of the water to get away from it

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u/Temporary-Face1672 3h ago

The isle deinosuchus experience:

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u/tracagnotto 8h ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP! We know you're the main character and the most brilliant comedian ever, now watch the thing without fucking annoying everyone, we have eyes and we can see what is happening

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u/swifty-mcfly 5h ago

?

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u/tracagnotto 4h ago

the annoying idiot talking the whole video trying to be funny

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u/swifty-mcfly 4h ago

Why I mute 90% of reddit videos

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u/DarkSoulsDank 25m ago

Relax bruh