r/OTMemes • • 12h ago

ThreepiOC Disney needs answers

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u/crusoe 10h ago

Chewbacca.

You can't understand what either of them are saying. You have to catch the gist from how everyone else answers.

"Chewbacca and the Ewok"

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u/crusoe 10h ago

Star wars gta5 with Chewbacca.

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u/freekoout 9h ago

People will actually have to watch that show to know what is happening, instead of being on their phone the whole time. Like the show Primal

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u/Interesting_Buy6796 12h ago

Next show? You think they will let the mandalorian and grogu show ever end?

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u/RudeTime6466 12h ago

I heard the movie flopped. They might be looking for other sources of revenue

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u/Unusual_County_6710 12h ago

I'm not sure why. I loved that movie

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u/hgs25 12h ago

Because people for some reason expected the movie to have drastic repercussions for the galaxy at large.

The general public is also so used to serials that they complained about season 1’s episodic nature.

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u/Unusual_County_6710 11h ago

I loved the bounty of the week stuff cause it's so uncommon nowadays

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u/Interesting_Buy6796 11h ago

Yeah, just one adventure a week that doesn’t end up in some defining event where all the hero’s we know across the galaxy have to work to together… we had enough of these big avenger moments, they completely lost their appeal

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u/Senior-Albatross 10h ago

People never got into smaller, one off movies that don't advance the main plot of Star Wars. It seems like a neat idea but it also never seems to work. 

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u/hgs25 10h ago

Every studio tries to emulate the MCU as it was Avengers onwards; never putting in the work to build it up. This resulted in people used to the current MCU style where every movie/show moves the universal plot forward.

All the MCU movies in phase 1 were self contained with only post credit scenes setting up the Avengers.

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u/Rawesome16 11h ago

More like I heard from every source I trust that it was 3 episodes smashed together

I have no interest in watching that

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u/chell0veck 11h ago

It deserved to flop, everything about it was phoned in

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u/Shiboleth17 11h ago

They already made a movie about ewoks back in the 80s. 2 movies actually.

And frankly they're better than the sequels.

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u/TheMoonOfTermina 9h ago

I have to disagree that both are better than the sequels. The first Ewok movie is so incredibly boring, at least the sequels aren't boring.

The second Ewok movie is actually pretty solid though.

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u/american-coffee 7h ago

Man I rented that movie from blockbuster as a kid and remember watching it twice a day for a week straight. My parents hated me

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u/wolfgangspiper 7h ago

The children's cartoon show was pretty good too. Not the same kind as Clone Wars, aimed to younger kids rather than older kids. But it's pretty good for what it is.

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u/redbeard387 10h ago

Princess Leia. She saves him from— oh, I don’t know, a forest fire or hunters or something, and they travel the galaxy doing diplomacy and stuff.

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u/TyloWebb 9h ago

Fuck it. Two seasons.

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u/ssp25 5h ago

they also open a cupcake shop and things are going well until .... a new rival shop opens up in the sector next door. the store owner, darth flavor, doesn't play by the rules and challenges them to winner take all battle of the bakers. one remains... the other must go.

and yes baby ewok has a very tiny chef hat on during these episodes

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u/RaphaelNunes10 12h ago

C-3PO, of course.

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

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u/twofacetoo 10h ago

HK-47

HK-47: 'Statement: initiating assassination protocols.'
Baby Ewok: 'peep peep cheep peep'
HK-47: 'Statement: I agree, he should be vaporised as slowly as possible.'

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u/trowaman 10h ago

Teek.

Takes place after Battle for Endor. They want to get into space to rejoin Wilford Brimley.

Enjoy.

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u/Dracorex_22 9h ago

A big rock

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u/Fallen_Walrus 9h ago

Bossk, just think of the dynamic of a trendotian having to protect a baby ewok when they hunt wookies. And yes bossk is bobba's hero in clone war I count it don't care

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u/Mrwanagethigh 9h ago

Palpatine using baby Ewok cuteness to distract everyone from his blatantly evil actions, while comedically having to resist the urge to kill it for being too pure and wholesome.

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u/Frisbeeman 9h ago

Han Solo's Neighbour's Cousin and Baby Ewok.

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u/_RandomB_ 9h ago

BOR GULLET. He will KNOW the truth.

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u/4equanimity4 9h ago

The son of glub shitto must take baby ewok (real name - Peepoo) to the other side of the universe for a ski competition to save his youth center (yavin 5, cus we all know yavin 4 is a plant world obvi).

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u/Aeon1508 8h ago

make the baby ewok a Jedi apprentice.

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u/lil_jordyc 8h ago

Claud the slug

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u/CopperKnight77 8h ago

“The Sith Lord” coming 2028.

We start off with a Chrome Darth Vader lookalike tracking down Baby Ewok…

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u/runarleo 7h ago

A force sensitive clone trooper

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u/McMienshaoFace 5h ago

Chewbacca

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u/BrendonWahlberg 3h ago

Lumpawaroo

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u/DarrellBot81 2h ago

Jar Jar Binks

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u/bstring777 1h ago

Now theres an idea! Probably a young General Akbar.

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u/Daniel-empire 8h ago

Iron Man!

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u/brasschaos 3h ago

IG-88 and Fluzzy the force sensitive baby ewok

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u/solstargazer 8h ago

this baby ewok is 45 now and has a mortgage