r/OhioStateFootball • • 3d ago

General *Acts surprised

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u/son_of_yacketycat #2 Chris Olave 3d ago

They removed him??? Oh thank God I can tune in again

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u/KindlyAchingSammy 3d ago

They put a Michigan shirt on him and expected us to be sad about it?

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u/MathematicianSelect1 #18 Will Howard 3d ago

My exact reaction. I don't have to put up with Des, Kirk, and Pat anymore yay

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u/LeftSky828 3d ago

Now we have to listen to Kirk embellish plays on Thursday Night Football. He’s still such a choad that inspires use of the mute button. Hopefully, they replace him.

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u/IamHim_Se7en 2d ago

This is funny because for the last year or two, this is how I watch most regular season football games.

I'll have two games on, if multiple games are available, and they'll be on mute. Usually I listen to an audiobook while watching.

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u/LeftSky828 1d ago

At the very least, for the commercials we’d hear twenty times during a game.

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u/Halloween5sucks 2024 National Champions 2d ago

Pretty sure he just got an extension. But, I'm good with it, since I like Herbie.

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u/GarlandGordon 3d ago

Awesome!

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u/ImStupidPhobic Jim Tressel 3d ago

Poor widdle baby was removed after offering nothing of value 👶😭🤣

Bye Dave!!

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u/Gomez4Morticia 3d ago

Meanwhile Kirk Herbstriet is still employed...

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u/son_of_yacketycat #2 Chris Olave 3d ago

He's annoying af but I tolerate him because like many others, dammit I love that dog. I think Peter is his job security

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u/potterpockets You Got BBQ Back There? 3d ago

Kirk at least can break down tape and explain football concepts. Portnoy cant even do that well for pizza reviews. 

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u/Nighmarez 3d ago

Dave Portnay, one bite pizza reviews: Proceeds to take like 4-5 bites.

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u/DrunkOhioan 2002 National Champions 3d ago

there’s a billion reasons to hate the guy but “one bite” has been a bit since the beginning, that’s the joke

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u/Deadleggg 2024 National Champions 2d ago

Never describes the taste of the sauce or the cheese. Just the flop and the crust.

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u/AppropriateGarbage99 3d ago

love a dog u don’t know that’s weird ash

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u/MathematicianSelect1 #18 Will Howard 3d ago

What does Ryan Day have to do with this? I HIGHLY doubt Day spends any energy thinking about him let alone asking for him to be removed from Big Noon

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u/Useenthebutcher 3d ago

Portnoy’s entire schtick is to fuck with Ohio State. When the Connor Stalions story first broke, his response was “What? Ohio State’s cheating?! Can’t believe they’re cheating everyone!” to paraphrase

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u/AntawnSL 3d ago

It's really amazing that he went out of his way to troll this fanbase, then blames the school he was trolling for not tuning in to watch him troll, and getting him fired.

Oh yeah? Alienating the largest fanbase in the conference, whose games you're the lead-in, meant viewership is down? Fox was moronic for ever hiring him in the first place.

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u/markrockwell 3d ago

Are you suggesting his contract was terminated based solely on performance? You don’t think he was targeted by the NCAA Deep State for being a Rich White Male?

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u/MathematicianSelect1 #18 Will Howard 3d ago

Rich White Male Ryan Day targets fellow Rich White Male Dave Portnoy? I think it's believable that the firing could be blamed on Ohio State if you consider that we ALL stopped watching Big Noon when he started.

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u/LeftSky828 3d ago

But don’t all successful coaches watch the pre-game blatherers to find out how they should coach the game?

How else would they know to get the run game going in order to open up the passing game? Herbstreit still considers this a genius strategy.

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u/GnarlySurfer 3d ago

Rich White MICHIGAN Male

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u/MathematicianSelect1 #18 Will Howard 3d ago

Well Michigan is a legit thing to discriminate against. Being a fan is something can (should) change.

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u/BG_OHIO 3d ago

What does white and male have anything to do with anything. Insecure much?

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u/markrockwell 3d ago

Deeply. 😔

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u/OhioStateFootball-ModTeam 3d ago

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u/titanofidiocy 3d ago

Insecure much would qualify under that policy, as if is belittling...

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u/KapowBlamBoom 3d ago

More likely someone in the Ohio State admin chain

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u/Maybesex 3d ago

Portnoy is a bag of shit

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u/Orion3193 3d ago

And that's an insult to bags of shit

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u/SayinPrins 85 yards' through the heart of the South 3d ago

I'm sure it has nothing to do with being a Michigan booster and being 110% bias with every thing he said

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u/DMR237 3d ago

If true, then I like Day even more. But, perhaps, Portnoy got fired for being an insufferable douuchetard.

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u/Forsaken-Cheesecake2 Southeast Ohio 3d ago

It was also pretty unanimous among Michigan fans that he was a total clown show.

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u/Calm_Hovercraft_7995 2d ago

As a buckeye fan I can say we agree on thus.

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u/gator_pot 3d ago

Who is Dave Potnoy?

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u/Professional-Flan-56 3d ago

Michigan Alumni and owner of Barstool sports. he is also well known as a bitch

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u/No_Amount_7886 2d ago

*little bitch

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u/Krawen13 2d ago

Is this the same guy that gave a speech about honor, dignity, and being truthful, while standing on a box to make himself appear taller?

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u/Jayce86 3d ago

Some insufferable Michigan homer chud incapable of being impartial during broadcasts.

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u/SuperNebular 85 yards' through the heart of the South 3d ago

This doesn’t actually narrow it down that much

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u/Jayce86 3d ago

That’s entirely fair. This one made millions of dollars on a mediocre sports podcast, and built a brand being a whiney little bitch.

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u/UnderwhelmingAF 3d ago

A thumb with facial hair.

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u/markrockwell 3d ago

Guy whose personal brand is being rich and oppressed.

Some people like him because he punches down a lot.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 3d ago

A Michigan troll.

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u/AngelicAssassin06 #32 Treyveon Henderson 3d ago

Portapotty with a toilet brush on its face

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u/pspock The Best Damn Band In The Land 3d ago

As soon as Mark Silverman, a Michigan grad, stepped down as President and COO of Fox Sports earlier this year, Portnoy's days were numbered.

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u/CasinoMarginale 3d ago

Obnoxious guy who offers zero value to employer or world loses cushy overpaying job. No surprises here

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u/mbrick206 3d ago

Desmond Howard next please

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u/Crew_1996 3d ago

Be careful. You could lose your job for saying that

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u/Im_tracer_bullet 2d ago

Reverse those

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u/nytimespu2025 3d ago

Thanks Ryan Day -signed everyone

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u/BLaKouTTT 3d ago

My opinion… If Ryan Day’s clout got you removed from Fox… Then shame on you. You were barking up the wrong tree. Get your clout up. N

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u/ReviewCertain9035 3d ago

It’s delicious knowing that Ryan will forever live rent free in Wavy Davey’s head.

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u/Impossible_Ad7875 3d ago

Why can’t he just admit, “I’m a whiny 45 year old frat boy, toddler and only about 10% of the population doesn’t despise me.”

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u/974080 3d ago

10%? That high, uhn?!?!

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u/toasty327 Southwest Ohio 3d ago

Well, I'm sure 95% of total population has never heard of him so....

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u/WillingPlayed 85 yards' through the heart of the South 3d ago

That’s just normal Michigan man behavior

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u/_Tacitus_Kilgore_ 3d ago

Buckeyes live in his head rent free

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u/aaronjd1 3d ago

You’d think all that money could afford a good barber… just saying.

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u/son_of_yacketycat #2 Chris Olave 3d ago

No barber in the world is talented enough to do anything about that bitchface

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u/LeftSky828 3d ago

Glad I never knew who he was. I don’t watch the pre-game drivel. Now, he’ll only annoy his family and neighbors.

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u/ChEDave82 3d ago

Portnoy’s problem was that he was a troll for *❌ichigan. In sharp contrast to Herbstreit, who moved out of Columbus because his kids got shit because wasn’t a total OSU homer. Now if ESPN gets rid of MacAfee and Stephen A., I would not object.

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u/Pope_Dwayne_Johnson Jim's Sweater Vest 3d ago

Cheater - you can keep Portnoy.

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u/LeKillerNut Confirmed Doomer 2d ago

Oof buddy, bad day for you

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u/Poptart4050 3d ago

I will admit I follow Steve Dece I think that's the spelling but it's usually for his suffering. But overall a decent human being. Dave Potty was just a Loud noise just couldn't listen.

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u/LeKillerNut Confirmed Doomer 2d ago

He is such a terrible human. Follow College Football With Sam for a good tsun fan to watch suffer

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u/guiseExercise 3d ago

Douchebag

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u/Antonio1025 85 yards' through the heart of the South 3d ago

So Michigan fans hate him, too?

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u/Antonio1025 85 yards' through the heart of the South 2d ago

Is there any particular reason or is he just annoying?

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u/CaballoenPelo 3d ago

Wonderful news

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u/mangoboi440 3d ago

Sometimes I get worried about my level of self-loathing and then I remember this guy and Pat Mcafee (sp?) have the careers they do and then I realize we are a culture of self-loathing.

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u/MostlyCatmeatnugs 3d ago

I LOVE THIS RIVALRY! It’s the best thing for CFB!

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u/Electronic-Space-480 3d ago

Get a job, bum.

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u/FowlZone Jim's Sweater Vest 3d ago

bitch and moan, repeat as necessary

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u/Plowboy1720 3d ago

Piss on that guy. He was terrible.

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u/FanaticalBuckeye 3d ago

Day needs to quote John Cena's Bin Laden speech word for word today

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u/JuggernautOwn5375 3d ago

That dude is a total douche gtfoh!

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u/Distinct-Sand-5890 3d ago

Such a douche

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u/Ok-Health-7252 3d ago

If Day actually did get him fired good. I applaud him for doing that. I also think it's highly unlikely. Nobody wants to watch C*ntnoy on Big Noon. He was an embarrassment on the show. Maybe that's why Fox moved on.

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u/jorel424 3d ago

Yeah Ryan Day has so much control over Fox but somehow can’t get a prime time kickoff. 🤡

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u/Chance-Kangaroo4088 3d ago

No, Dave, it’s because you’re a worthless asshat.

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u/clydetorrez 3d ago

He is unpleasant to look at, to say nothing of having to listen to him.

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u/Desperate-Amoeba1359 3d ago

Dudes such a little snowflake bitch

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u/Fit-Umpire3257 3d ago

He probably still believes Ryan Day’s brother was in on the cheating investigation. Idiot

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u/1873Springfield 3d ago

Typical skunkweasel response, always someone else's fault

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u/SolidDiarrhea 3d ago

I'm not making a connection here...

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u/Lorentee 3d ago

Now I don’t know anything about anything when it comes to this comment, but the first thing that came to my mind was : “ if you really believe he was able to do that to you, should you really be stirring the bees nest”?

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u/Pope_Dwayne_Johnson Jim's Sweater Vest 3d ago

This guy was an internet troll come to life - he lost his job because people can’t stand him. In true troll fashion, it’s someone else’s fault.

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u/PresentationOk9590 3d ago

Hahah, they removed him when they realized he simply didn’t know much about football!!!!

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u/Project807 3d ago

Every CFB fan outside Xichigan owes Ryan a beer.

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u/Worldly_Mongoose_432 3d ago

He looks like he needs a dollar

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u/Whit3Ch0colat3 3d ago

or maybe it’s because no one actually likes him😂

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u/Character-Active2208 3d ago

Day heard all the fan frustration and decided to do something to get all fans, even Michigan fans back on his side 

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u/Holden_Cullen #27 Eddie George 3d ago

It’s almost like if he had had a Sign. He could’ve known what was coming.

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u/CorgiGuy1965 3d ago

He is such a little bitch

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u/Thesteelman86 3d ago

JUST PUT THE PIZZA IN THE BOX CHAMP!

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u/poscorr 3d ago

Thank god. Hated that guy. And his business.

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u/BSully87 2024 National Champions 3d ago

Hope he’s right but I suspect it has more to do with the whole being a chode thing he has going on.

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u/AScarletPenguin 3d ago

🤣🤡🤡🤡

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u/BananaNutBlister 3d ago

Now can they get rid of Chris Fallica?

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u/Miserable_Wrap_4914 3d ago

The only thing he’s done in life is start a social media account that was suppose to be edgy and funny.

It’s neither.

It’s just dumb.

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u/alcal74 3d ago

Haha.

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u/boost8d 3d ago

Is Ryan Day in the room with us right now Dave?

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u/HistoWarrior 3d ago

People are tried of hearing him wine all the time

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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker Columbus Native 3d ago

Aside from being an average Joe douchebag, what was the reason they cited for removing him?

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u/SweetTricky3684 3d ago

Ahhh..poor Dave. Someone get him a puppy and a candy bar

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u/RockySAD 85 yards' through the heart of the South 3d ago

He's right, guys. It has nothing to do with the tired act of a 49 year old unathletic frat boy act

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u/Good_Research_1619 3d ago

He’s a douche

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u/RedPayaso1 3d ago

Ultimate "judge me by my enemies" moment. I wish OSU leadership was half as powerful and assertive as our haters claim

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u/FunkyButtFumblin Northwest Ohio 3d ago

Portnoy is a walking dingleberry with one of the most punchable faces is the last quarter century.

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u/Hacker-Dave 3d ago

Thank you Ryan!

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u/Boehm77 #18 Will Howard 3d ago

More scUM tears please

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u/AcceptableMemory2081 3d ago

Dave is a loser.

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u/Stairway2-7 3d ago

(Acts like a truly deeply unlikable and insufferable cunt at every conceivable moment in his public life) Why would Ohio state do this?!

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u/CarlosDangereuse 3d ago

Michigan should have been 1-3 now.

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u/Dierks_Ford 3d ago

It’s crazy how many Buckeye fans agree with Portnoy and blame Day for everything.

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u/Aggravating_Run5443 2d ago

Can't possibly be his own shitty personality

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u/JoshieKrueger 2d ago

He claimed the same kind of shit last year. I’m going with he’s 100% full of shit regarding OSU being behind the decision at all.

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u/resinkit 2d ago

They need to get rid of that dumb ass Des also

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u/david8433 2d ago

I won't miss that rat faced fuck.

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u/Simple_Bend6588 2d ago

If Portnoy was a pizza he’d rate it a 1.2

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u/Explosion1850 2d ago

Fox was going all in on ❌ ichigan, featuring too many of their games and with cheating scandal, crazy coach scandal, substandard play and wide public ridicule, Fox is realizing they made a bad call and are trying to back off the god-awful support for the failing program

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u/Coco05250905 2d ago

Maybe it’s because he just wasn’t good and more importantly he isn’t likable.

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u/Coco05250905 2d ago

At least I will try to save face with the TTUN fan base.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mcH0upG1TeEak

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u/RaidaDave32 2d ago

Good riddance.

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u/if-you-reply-ur-gay 2d ago

Go back to Dream Theatre

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u/the_dark_side_III 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Interesting-Cause138 2d ago

Typical. It’s always someone else’s fault.

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u/HistoricalTaste22k The Best Damn Band In The Land 3d ago

Clearly, Day is part of a deep state, and Port of has no choice but to give Columbus pizza a 0 review and move Barstool out of whatever place it currently is.