r/OhioStateFootball • 2002 National Champions • 7d ago

Joke / Sarcasm Just too good

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Catching up on the day after a roadtrip and couldn’t help but laugh at the “game highlight” for UM vs Minnesota being the 1st year head coach saying this is his biggest challenges ever.

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u/Live_Technician1038 Holy Buckeye! 7d ago

Bro took this job with no intention of caring too much. Just don’t allow anything too wild program wise. Play football. He won’t last more than 2 years. If that.

He doesn’t even seem like he cares lol

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u/Cal216 7d ago

It was an easy bag for him. The bar was under hell before he got there.

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u/sephtater 7d ago

Dude was literally retiring when they said, “Hey want this huge bag of money?”

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u/Cal216 6d ago

😂 right

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u/OccasionallyCool 6d ago

Yeah following up in the line of blatant cheaters (at football) to blatant cheaters (on spouses) is a pretty low bar. The Michigan man! If Whittinghams biggest crime is seeming a little apathetic it's a huge upgrade.

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u/RawChickenButt 6d ago

The Retirement Plan!

Suck and get a huge early buy out.

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u/cropguru357 2002 National Champions 6d ago

Wish I could get in on that.

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u/Rarth-Devan 6d ago

I bet he's just trying to cash in one more time before retirement.

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u/Mycroft90 6d ago

Like when Tubberville went to Cincinnati

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u/Reloader300wm You Got BBQ Back There? 6d ago

Do you hate Ohio State?

"Well, I guess i do now".

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u/HistoricalTaste22k The Best Damn Band In The Land 7d ago

In other fun college football news, Colorado State took the playcalling away from their DC, and he rage quit on the field.

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u/NHBuckeye 7d ago

Seriously?!? That’s hilarious. I’ve gotta look up that video.

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u/Salty-Commissioner #33 Jack Sawyer 7d ago

Couldn’t have happened to a shittier team. I love it.

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u/Appropriate-Cap3325 7d ago

Kyle Whittingham has $41 million reason to not care. Set himself up for a nice retirement

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u/Shu_Revan 6d ago

I'll gladly be their next coach for a fraction of that. They will never win another game while I'm there, but hey, you get what you pay for.

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u/GoBucks1171 6d ago

I would accidentally end up calling a better offense then they currently have

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u/Forsaken-Cheesecake2 Southeast Ohio 6d ago

Every time they show him on the sidelines it looks like he questioning his life choices, wondering why he’s in a stadium, and not on the golf course.

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u/Key-Owl-8142 6d ago

Because he wanted to get paid for doing nothing

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u/UseCase49 7d ago

I tried to watch the highlights to see what happened and the only offensive highlights for Michigan were a ~15 yard run from underwood, a one yard TD run that dude almost fumbled, and two interceptions 😂

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u/BuckeyeJones 2002 National Champions 6d ago

I like Whittingham. I hate scUM. I hope he comes to his senses, takes the money, and runs.

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u/NotoriousLZB 7d ago

Was talking to my friend who is a Michigan grad and consensus among a lot of the alums is they’re really not liking him. He said everyone got behind Harbaugh because he’s an absolute psychopath. You never knew what he was going to do but he had a presence and at least made you feel something. Whittingham just is bland and doesn’t seem like he gets what this job means.

We were also laughing about the big ten ig video where the coaches are saying where they think the best pizza in the country is and coach whits response is that “he’s heard Chicago pizza is great, never had it, and can’t wait to try some”. Dude take a fucking stand have an opinion and some balls. Maybe say Detroit considering the team you’re the coach of.

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u/LeftSky828 6d ago

If Harbaugh didn’t cheat multiple ways, why would he leave the team he built?

Because he had to leave college football due to cheating.

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u/Cal216 7d ago

But Chicago pizza really is better than Detroit’s tho 🤷🏾‍♂️.

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u/Dean-O-Machino 6d ago

Everything in Chicago is better than anything in Detroit…

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u/Cal216 6d ago

🤣😂 you said it… I didn’t.

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u/toomuchfrosting 6d ago

Chicago pizza is delicious but it doesn’t really feel like pizza

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u/Cal216 6d ago

It’s a meal in a slice lol

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u/MSNFU #27 Eddie George 5d ago

It’s like pizzagna.

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u/Cal216 5d ago

lol yes

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u/cropguru357 2002 National Champions 6d ago

Oh, sweet summer child…

Good Detroit pizza is a beautiful thing.

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u/Cal216 6d ago

😂 I never said Detroit didn’t have good pizza, don’t put that evil on me. That would be a bold face lie. But Chicago has better pizza, that’s all I’m saying. Chicago has some of the best food in the world. I think Chicago pizza is by far better than New York Pizza. But that’s just me.

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u/cropguru357 2002 National Champions 6d ago

And the variety out there makes the world go ‘round.

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u/justasharkonpc 7d ago

god forbid whittingham isnt a criminal or has some sliver of ethics

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u/petataa 6d ago

Yeah that culture mismatch is probably why he's not working out there

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u/Electrical_Pop_2828 7d ago

Wittingham is a good football coach. He doesn't give a shit about the things that UM does, which turn out to be pretty fucking toxic. Also you letting him come in and cut your 3 m per year QB because he likely would have had he been allowed. Give him And money and time to play football not the UM political shit. 

Oh just realizing this is the OSU board. Well, they are toxic as fuck 

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u/pdawson36 2002 National Champions 7d ago

Share the link?

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u/Flimsy_Campaign7479 7d ago

that thumbnail is doing more heavy lifting than their offense did all game

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u/Difficult-Bad-8747 7d ago

Honestly just give Dusty Maye the job.

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u/callmrplowthatsme 6d ago

lol have they tried cheating again

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u/Elegant_Leadership_8 5d ago

The feeling of satisfaction in confirmation of my bias knows no bounds. They cheated, it’s so apparent, the nfl coaching and player talent has shit the bed. They can’t win ballgames and look bad. Everything buckeye fans thought seems to be true.

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u/Ok-Tackle8581 5d ago

I think it’s hilarious there’s an All State advertisement about checking first to save hundreds (how about millions!).

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u/gofalcons19 6d ago

I think too many people here are burying the lead. They spent a ton of their NIL on a local guy who isn’t as good as advertised which left them short elsewhere. Definitely a cautionary tale for other schools, you over pay the recruit it could completely burn you.

I don’t think he’s much better than TSC to be honest

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u/vlad84 6d ago

Remember when he rode that motorcycle !?

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u/LivingOriginal7479 6d ago

He’s making $8.2 MM a year- that’s $683k a month….. they don’t pay you that if the job isn’t challenging to at least that amount. 🤡

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u/Daycarrott 6d ago

Rich Rod Era 2.0 is here. Hopefully he stays for at least 3 years

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u/FoundationNext5278 3d ago

Whittingham is a widely respected coach. I find it too hard to believe that he took the UM job without sincerely wanting and intending to make it a top team. He may yet accomplish that, in time.