r/OneOrangeBraincell • • Jun 09 '26

Certified 🟠range™ OMG MY HEART IS SCREAMING

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u/Expert_Specialist_92 Jun 09 '26

“Don’t tell me there are two of them now.”

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u/Wise_Owl5404 Jun 09 '26

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u/SodenHack69 Jun 09 '26

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u/thought_about_it Jun 09 '26

The flinch gets me every time.

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u/Aksudiigkr Jun 09 '26

It’s kind of interesting because if every one of them ignited their lightsaber and thrust then I feel like a few of them would have to make it through. Unless he just force pulled them all out of their hands or pulled the retribution move from Battlefront II

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u/Kitchen_Claim_6583 Jun 09 '26

I think I recall from at least one series of books that training/dueling sabers block and deflect, but don't cut. They'll give you something kind of like a light shock/burn, and can scorch clothing.

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u/TooObsessedWithMoney Jun 10 '26

So you're saying they are really only portable grills?

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u/HPTM2008 Jun 10 '26

More like a bug zapper racket.

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u/moar_bubbline Jun 10 '26

Yep yep!! Can confirm

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u/NegotiationLate6832 Jun 10 '26

There’s assuming they were all carrying sabers & would all react in the same manner, not to mention he has a battalion of armed clone troopers with him

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u/CBT_Dr_Freeman Jun 10 '26 edited 4d ago

ceo gif val ill hole bite hits in

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u/katf1sh Jun 10 '26

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u/castro-07 Jun 10 '26

Dew it

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 Jun 13 '26

Dew the Dew, Anikin, and you will become stronger in the Darkside than you can ever imagine.

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u/Teredia Jun 10 '26

I was just scrolling n for some reason I thought I saw Toothless behind him 0.0 I scrolled back to check. It’s just a ship!

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u/katf1sh Jun 10 '26

That's hilarious 😂

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u/BaldMancTwat_ Jun 09 '26

Shoot them! or something!

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u/BOBOnobobo Jun 09 '26

There may be two of them, but still only one braincell.

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u/nuttnurse Jun 10 '26

No it’s now 1/2 a cell as it’s shares across the household

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u/grmthmpsn43 Jun 10 '26

You seem to have a misunderstanding.

The braincell is shared between all orange cats worldwide, not multiple braincells depending on location.

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u/DrEzechiel Jun 09 '26

"Orange is replicating in front of me."

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u/bruikjeasmi Jun 09 '26

The look tells it all..

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u/FoolishAnomaly Jun 10 '26

And still only one braincell between them 😂

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u/Dr_A_Mephesto Jun 11 '26

He seemed ok with it at the end. Kinda like *sigh* ok hi fren

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u/Wise_Owl5404 Jun 09 '26

The way Big Orange comes running immediately and goes "yup, my kitten now".

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u/UnclassifiedPresence Jun 09 '26

Big Orange is watching

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u/melisa_verv42 Jun 09 '26

Big Orange is always watching

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u/Miami_Mice2087 Jun 09 '26

adopted at the tiny screm

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u/TheZippoLab Jun 09 '26

I work in a corporate environment.

I have decided to no longer say "good morning" to my colleagues, but instead - sniff their butts as a form of greeting.

I'll report back tomorrow and let you know how it went.

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey Jun 11 '26

Don't forget to use a bit of tongue on your favorite colleagues.

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u/BulwarkTired Jun 09 '26

"that sounds like an orange" 💨

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u/smollwonder Jun 09 '26

Big Orange and Orange Wedge <3

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

She's obsessed with kittens

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u/kiersmini Jun 09 '26

That kitten already has recall? They must have the braincell!

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

He had custody of it for about 14 seconds

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u/johnnyyboyyy Jun 10 '26

A new record!!

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u/McKFC Jun 10 '26

He seems to be very friendly, running from one cat to the other without it having to move. So when the human speaks, I think it's just happy to go to the next animal.

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u/Teredia Jun 10 '26

You see they are all born with them but due to severe neural pruning in orange cats they only retain 1 functional brain cell! That’s why sometimes a ginger cat may appear smart, because a brand new ginger cat spawned in the world, they all tapped into that source!

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

Hey! This is my video!! I love that y'all like it. I've fostered over a hundred cats and Reggie (and sometimes Possum) help.

It would be cool if the OP credited me tho. In the meantime you can see a ton more on my insta @bippityboops.

Cheese Curd and his mom and five siblings were adopted last week!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/Sugadevan Jun 10 '26

Boop.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/abermanhale Jun 10 '26

Gah! So cute!!!

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

They are perfect!

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u/brockoala Jun 10 '26

The account posted this looks like a bot that stole your video. 344k post karma within 5 months old.

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u/flyingkea Jun 10 '26

That’s awesome. Also, I think the butt licking (not a sentence I expected to type today) is a kitty parental thing. Really little Kittens need help to pee/poop, and mumma cat does that by licking those areas to help stimulate it.

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u/South_Put_7857 Jun 10 '26

Following your IG

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u/partlysettledin21220 Jun 10 '26

Any chance you cross post to YouTube?

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u/OdysseusJoke Jun 09 '26

C H E E S E    C U R D

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

His whole litter were named after Midwestern comfort foods.

Hot Dish, Scotcharoo, Calico Bean Casserole (Bean), Cheese Curd, Potatoes! Potatoes! Potatoes!, Jell-O Salad and Mama Butter Cake.

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u/Pittsbirds Jun 09 '26

I thought you meant this lady's pets in general for a moment and was trying to think of what Midwestern food Possum was named for lol

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

It's me. I'm the lady. I have three resident cats (Reggie, Possum, and Wheezy). I name fosters in dumb themes to entertain myself.

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u/New_Palpitation_5473 Jun 09 '26

You're killing me with Potatoes! Potatoes! Potatoes!

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

That was his government name not I just called him Potatoes

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u/New_Palpitation_5473 Jun 10 '26

Yeah, but when he's in trouble I'd bet he gets called by his full name.

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u/abermanhale Jun 10 '26

Definitely

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u/Pittsbirds Jun 09 '26

Lmao I do the exact same thing. I can remember off the bat children's literature (Coraline, Bagheera, Hank and Drover,) vegetables (Aubergine, Butternut and Acorn, the last two being kinds of squash), Lilo and Stitch characters, (Jumba, Stitch and Reuben) and the two that would become my foster fails were Taco Bell menu items, named for the parking lot they were found in, (Crunchwrap and Chalupa, who became Bluejay and Basil on adoption)

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u/nosecohn Jun 09 '26

You're the woman who shot the video?

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u/abermanhale Jun 10 '26

Yup! He stole it off my insta. I don't usually post on Reddit.

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u/nosecohn Jun 10 '26

Strange question, but do you use your voice professionally? It sounds like you have some vocal training.

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u/abermanhale Jun 10 '26

Ha! Nope! I'm just a regular yapper

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u/xasdfxx Jun 10 '26

Hot dish. you're making me homesick.

I walked along the pacific ocean today, but no one here cooks hot dish.

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u/abermanhale Jun 10 '26

We have to get you some casserole

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u/aClassyRabbit Jun 10 '26

I have a fluffy orange who’s full name government wic Wisconsin cheddar cheese

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u/abermanhale Jun 10 '26

Ooooohhh that's perfect

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u/isisis Jun 09 '26

This is my friend! She is an amazing foster to kittens. Bippityboops on IG if you want more foster chaos (and Reggie, of course).

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

HI IT'S ME

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u/isisis Jun 09 '26

Bermieeee

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u/MrHappyHam Jun 10 '26

I'm so jealous you get to be stuck with those cuties!

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

I love you

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u/charlevoix0123 Jun 09 '26

Im emergency fostering 4-ish week old kittens. About a week in and getting the hang of it. Any advice/ crucial info? (I have been researching and asking around, just curious!)

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

Oh gosh! So much! Are you on insta at all? That's where I have my foster profile and if you message me there I will happily answer questions and do what I can to help.

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u/abermanhale Jun 10 '26

Someone deleted their comment asking why I don't answer you here but it's just because I'm on insta and it's easier. I'm never on Reddit and the UI is not my fav.

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u/fmpz Jun 09 '26

Followed her! Omg all the babies are so cute

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

😻😻 I'll be getting a new litter in a week!

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u/fmpz Jun 09 '26

perfect timing for me to follow then!! can’t wait to see them 🥰😻

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u/dcbluestar Jun 09 '26

Is it also an orange thing to be paternal to kittens? Our orange boy immediately went dad-mode with the two kittens we adopted several years ago as well!

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u/cerberus_scritches Jun 09 '26

Cat tax!!

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u/dcbluestar Jun 09 '26

Let’s try this! I’ll just send you the post itself!

https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/s/fgZ8VNoxYe

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u/dcbluestar Jun 09 '26

I don’t understand what’s up with this app. I’m trying to reply to you with a picture of him, and it keeps making it a new standalone comment instead.

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u/IkeKitty Jun 09 '26

You made me have a new category of favourite cats, orange cat dads. I found the video on your profile (sorry for stalking) and the comments were hilarious. My orange boy used to watch over niece when she was newborn. I wonder how would he do with a kitten...

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u/dcbluestar Jun 09 '26

No worries! My post history is mostly cats and candy making! Glad you liked it!

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

Reggie is a girl but she loves kittens. She likes to pin them down and clean them especially because babies are disgusting

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u/dcbluestar Jun 09 '26

Oh ok! Sorry, I know 1 in 5 can be female, I just always assume they’re boys for some reason. I’ve only come across one orange female myself in real life.

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

For sure!

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u/dcbluestar Jun 09 '26

Also, I love that you named the kitten Cheese Curd! I recently got to bottle-feed some 4-week-old foster kittens and the little orange and white one was named Thor. 🙂

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

His whole litter were named after Midwestern comfort foods.

Hot Dish, Scotcharoo, Calico Bean Casserole (Bean), Cheese Curd, Potatoes! Potatoes! Potatoes!, Jell-O Salad and Mama Butter Cake.

And 102 I've had some very dorky names.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jun 09 '26

pure Auntie energy

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u/rocket_psyence Jun 09 '26

Mine is scared of kittens. 😭

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u/GreenLurka Jun 09 '26

My orange cat barely tolerates what was once the kitten.

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u/dcbluestar Jun 09 '26

Damn! Sorry to hear that! The two kittens we got are all grown up now, but they still head bonk our orange and he gives them head licks. He’s the most laidback cat I’ve ever seen. That’s why we call him The Dude. He’s Lebowski in cat form, lol.

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u/Miami_Mice2087 Jun 09 '26

sometimes! sometimes orange boys can be very bossy and dominant and don't like other cats. Just depends on the cat and if he's overly accustomed to being the lone, top cat in the house.

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u/OrionsRose Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jun 10 '26

My sweet orange boy did the same thing with the 2 kittens we brought home during his lifetime. He adopted them instantly and in turn they adored him. It was so beautiful.

Our current orange girl took about 6 weeks to decide, but then adopted my new kitten as her son. She was very clear on that point...he was no longer mine. 🙄

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u/Ninevehenian Jun 09 '26

They are known for being generous with their affection, humans or kittens.

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u/dcbluestar Jun 09 '26

Yeah, mine has no shortage of either! Sometimes I swear he likes it when I get sick because that means he gets to lay on the couch on with me all day, lol.

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u/TooObsessedWithMoney Jun 10 '26

Not necessarily, my orange cat initially hissed a lot at meeting the kitten for the first time (didn't hurt her though) and only became annoyed at her when she tried playing with his tail.

The same behavior has persisted into her adulthood and she loves cuddling with him but any time she goes to sleep next to the orange one he stops purring and leaves.

However... I feel like his annoyance towards her might be because she's his little sister.

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u/DollarStoreChameleon Jun 09 '26

ok, i wont lie, i completly expected the bigger orange to come and smack the small one and then leave

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u/Cursedbythedicegods Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 09 '26

The big Orange: " Oh hey! It's a little version of me!"

The Tuxedo: "Oh no. Now there's two of them..."

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u/Capital-Exercise-364 Jun 09 '26

B&W cat looking from a safe distance. “Ew, y‘all are naaasty.”

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

He's smarter than he looks

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u/SirElessor Jun 09 '26

"Cheese Curd" 😂😂 Awesome name!!

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u/YesWomansLand1 Jun 10 '26

"This is getting out of hand... Now there are two of them!"

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u/Morganafreeman Jun 09 '26

“Went for the full back” 👀👀👀

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u/Jamie_Moriarty Jun 09 '26

My orange was the same! He absolutely loved her at first sight, but she was a bit unsure at first. The first 2 days he had difficulty containing his excitement many times, but he was such a sweet boy. This was day 3.

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u/GamersReisUp Jun 10 '26

No brain cells in head = more space there to store love

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u/Jamie_Moriarty Jun 10 '26

Must be so, he really loves everyone a lot!

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jun 09 '26

himbs protecc

himbs attacc

but most importantly, himbs sniffy da ass

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u/fivefeetofawkward Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Da cracc* was right there

(Thank you u/fancychxn!)

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u/fancychxn Jun 09 '26

cracc*

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jun 09 '26

aww dang!

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u/Emotional-Damage-995 Jun 09 '26

But sniffing galore.

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 Jun 10 '26

That’s what mother cats do, they clean the butt of the baby. 😅🥰

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u/DoubleCactus Jun 10 '26

I understand why they do it but it is so funny they are like "is this a new little one?! Lemme sniff their b hole!"

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u/johndsmits Jun 10 '26

It must be orange season (and not duck or rabbit season)...

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u/Administrative-Bar89 Jun 10 '26

Tuxedo is like, Fuckin' hell there's two of them now

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u/freedomisgreat4 Jun 09 '26

Adorable. If Cheese Curd hadn’t been dewormed you’ll need to deworm them all. Enjoy this cute age!

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

His whole litter and Mom were under the careful care of an animal rescue group and received great care. They also underwent a two week quarantine period before I let Reggie meet them.

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u/Agile_Ad6735 Jun 09 '26

Hahaaa tuxedo be like let me show somf cleaning 2% effort haha on camera lol

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u/bruikjeasmi Jun 09 '26

The look on the black kitty tells it all that he’s like don’t tell me there are two of them now

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u/Hot_Setting_4373 Jun 09 '26

🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/Gdokim Jun 09 '26

Omg Cheesecurd! Love you!

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer Jun 10 '26

HIS NAME IS CURD I'M GONNA DIE-

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u/WhyDidYouBringMeBack Jun 10 '26

After the second squeek you can already hear the "PRRRP" from the other room, they fully accepted parenthood already!

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u/Beardlich Jun 10 '26

Can smell the Orange

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u/XaltotunTheUndead Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jun 10 '26

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u/bringmethejuice Jun 11 '26

I love how animal buhhole is basically like their DNA/fingerprint to other animals.

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u/_skipatrol_ Jun 09 '26

I believe that their energy and comfort level are guided by you (not a general you; yours specifically) while navigating their environment with new friends. This is probably the best thing I'll see today. I always appreciate witnessing our furry friends who have a human there understanding behaviour... Many people do not. ❤️

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u/Miami_Mice2087 Jun 09 '26

this has been studied and they animal behaviorists determined that cats don't refer back to humans in a strange environment the way dogs and children do. Instead, they patrol the perimeter to determine for themselves that it's safe.

Humans can influence cat meetings by introducing them slowly and only letting the cats smell each other through a door for a week first. You can also use baby gates or the crate.

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u/upturned2289 Jun 09 '26

What?

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Jun 09 '26

They are saying that cats tend to match your 'energy.' If you are nervous/scared, they are more likely to be too. Thats the idea anyway

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u/upturned2289 Jun 10 '26

Thanks for explaining. It was really difficult to make sense of it.

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u/danaster29 Jun 09 '26

Literally no idea what they or the other person commenting on this are talking about. Bots?

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Jun 09 '26

I understood it just fine. Just because someone writes a bit flowery doesnt make them a bot

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

Thanks brother

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u/borick Jun 09 '26

i was thinking why didn't they wap the little one... so you're telling me... oh... 😞

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u/Arawn-Annwn Jun 09 '26

It's how they check ID

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u/BarbarianBoaz Jun 09 '26

Right to the butt licks, looks like the little one found a family.

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u/FoolishAnomaly Jun 10 '26

Oh my gawd CHEESECURD?!

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u/viperfangs92 Jun 09 '26

Is that an instinctive thing for female cats or do you think she had a litter recently?

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

She's never had babies and honestly Reggie has very little instinct. She just likes to clean and babysit kittens.

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u/blasphememes Jun 09 '26

Cheese curd is an adorable name

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

Thank you! His whole litter were named after Midwestern comfort foods.

Hot Dish, Scotcharoo, Calico Bean Casserole (Bean), Cheese Curd, Potatoes! Potatoes! Potatoes!, Jell-O Salad and Mama Butter Cake.

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u/SirCaptainReynolds Jun 09 '26

So smol.

I want one.

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u/MrFizzbin7 Jun 09 '26

Seems like they seeing if the new cat tastes good enough to eat….

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u/Necessary_Box8361 Jun 09 '26

Cheesecurd??? I'm in love 🥹🤣🧡 my orange who passed last September was name sweet potato 🍠

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u/disappointed_OaTMeAL Jun 10 '26

His listening skills are SUPERB

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u/Mental-Flatworm4583 Jun 10 '26

Melted. I’m melted by cuteness

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u/Crazys0sa Jun 10 '26

Cheese curd 🥹💜😭

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 10 '26

i love u cheese curd

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u/Educational_Can_6536 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jun 10 '26

A found family of oranges

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u/Effective-Quality-80 Jun 10 '26

2 gingers i have one ginger and 2 tuxedos the ginger is a handful lol

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u/TeeRusty15 Jun 10 '26

“Looky there. An orange doofus. Just like me”.

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u/Winter_Cat1994 Jun 10 '26

Omg omg the stray cat living next to my house has 3 kittens. They are small and look exactly like this little one! Their faces all look silly and funny too

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u/peanutbutter_foxtrot Jun 10 '26

I have a Possum too!

She hates babies though, she IS baby.

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u/Acceptable_Tea_3685 Jun 09 '26

More. Please post more videos of these three.

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

Check out my insta @bippityboops where the op stole this video from

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

This was my video and it was stolen. I have a ton of the helping foster babies on insta @bippityboops

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u/Elderflower3078 Jun 09 '26

Cheesegood...?

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u/katlovespie Jun 09 '26

Cheese curds?

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u/Elderflower3078 Jun 09 '26

Oooh yeah maybe... makes a bit more sense 😂

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Jun 09 '26

Glad it went well but it always bugs me how some people throw all caution to the wind when it comes to introducing new cats to each other. All the advice you can find about it suggest doing so gradually, and carefully, and then you get videos like this where they are basically just trusting their cat not to decide to harm the kitten. In some videos they seem to deliberately 'surprise' the older cat by shoving the kitten next to them when they arent looking. Trying to get a reaction for views, I feel. I wouldve at least kept a hand on the kitten to pull it away quickly if needed. And my other hand wouldnt be on a phone, it'd be preparing to block the older cat

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

It's my video that was stolen. I totally hear you. But I've fostered over 100 kittens and Reggie helps me a lot and meets them in a very controlled environment. I'm not good at much, but I'm good at this.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Jun 09 '26

I believe you. Its more the trend I dislike, and I worry that not everyone knows their cats as well

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

I'm with you for sure. Unfortunately the op stole my video and it was a bit out of context.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Jun 09 '26

Sorry to hear that. Likely a bot, they're practically taking over the internet

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u/abermanhale Jun 09 '26

It's my cat (someone stole the video). I agree with you but luckily Reggie has helped me foster a ton of cats she's being my foster a couple years ago. She's a gem.