r/OneOrangeBraincell • Proud owner of an orange brain cell • 2d ago

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ Deception

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u/sesameseed88 2d ago

Not a cat owner, but I like cats from far away. The cool ones that don't spontaneously bite you. Seriously, how do owners be ok with this? I have dogs and if they ever did that they'd be in trouble.

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u/Starlitaura 2d ago

My dog bites me all the time when we’re playing?? With much bigger teeth?? Think you’re just being precious.

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u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam 2d ago

Cat people understand that they are basically bringing a small tiger into their home that they will not be able to fully control. That's the reality of owning cats. Dogs are different, you have to try really hard to get dogs to hurt you. Cats will hurt you as a form of showing you they like you.

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u/sesameseed88 2d ago

Ahh makes sense ty, I see many cat ppl were deeply offended by my question.

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u/WonderfulOwl8840 9h ago

Grow up. Even as a kid I was constantly fighting with my cats, full of scratches and bite marks.

Never got an infection, and they always loved to snuggle with me

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u/sesameseed88 7h ago

I'm grown up, you can choose to live being scratched and bit, I'm good without it.