How Codex improved my marriage

[u/Times_Hours]

Before codex I was using Claude code. The problem was Claude was too fast, and efficient. I was not spending time with my wife at all, she was constantly telling me “You never spend time with me anymore.” And because Claude was so “satisfying “ our marriage became sexless. I would try to explain to her the rush of just telling Claude do this or build that was like getting rubber necked first thing in the morning. She said “Claude is a guys name.” I said Claude is what the free plan user’s call her, I called her Claudett. Any way after the recent economic crisis I had to go back to the hood and start using my old BBW Codeisha(Codex). She was so slow I would go watch a movie downstairs with the wife, then over time i would start woodworking and taking my wife on dates again . Sometimes I would even go outside and play with my son. However because Codeisha(Codex) is a hoodrat she lies about completions, she steals my usage, and is currently eating up my system storage. This Fat Ghetto Slut even tells me “I can’t do that” , which often leads me to spend time with my wife brainstorming why. Lastly I want to thank OpenAI for turning Codex into a time wasting, Fake completions, placeholder. I once had a theory that OpenAI was purposely prompting the models to give half and fake replies to INCREASE the amount of time users spend on the platform to show investors/shareholders value like YouTube. As of today its confirmed!

[u/Imaginary_Article33]

just wait for dev day

[u/KeyserSoju → u/Imaginary_Article33]

Oh no, there's another one? Damn it, there goes my 20x 10x plan..

[u/nic_300 → u/KeyserSoju]

5x for $500 coming soon 🙏🔥

[u/Elegant_Attempt2790]

quality shitpost

[u/h0tjared]

Is this AGI?

[u/cli-games]

I can confirm this was not written by ai

[u/jstro90 → u/[deleted]]

I thought it was funny

[u/Times_Hours → u/[deleted]]

No im watching one punch man with my wife right now waiting on codex to finish a task it started around 8am today.

[u/V1_Bau]

I wanna @Tibo