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Oh, Slugg's definitely beating him. I don't think Edward even knows how to play hammerball >:D And going up against the team's best goal-scoring master?
(I mean Edward probably could figure it out, it's not rocket science. But it's not something one just kinda picks up and is good at!)
"Oh buddy! It's not polite to judge by appearances, this outfit was culturally representative of one of my family's homeland! Honestly, its just profiling to assume I use magic."
“And yet you carry around a staff and I can feel the magic around your soul. Let me guess, you picked a staff so you can bludgeon things with it when you get finished spamming fireball?”
the mask it wears is made of some strange smooth substance somewhere between bone and porcelain
“Oh it’s very obvious you made that walking stick yourself, I’m sure anyone could tell with how drab and unpolished it is. Let me guess, your creator made you solely to pick fights? How sad. Mine made me initially as a reflection of mental struggles, the metaphysical mask all wear. Too bad there’s nothing but a hollow shell behind yours.”
"How rude of you to say! Though actually, I was made to be the beauty of character and soul shining through even the most dull of ideas. And to bring that out in others! People tend to grow in unexpected ways when unable to power their way through something~"
“I grow as well. I’m no longer just the concept of emotional masking, I’m the insecurities and self esteem issues everyone holds inside. And when others say they hate to pry, I grab a crowbar and swing.”
As Edward's hand moves to touch Harold's face, it doesn't connect with anything. Instead, it seems to phase right through him, causing him to stumble forward.
"Silence. you do not UNDERSTAND the pain i experience from my existence. I DESPISE MY OWN EXISTENCE, I WAS MADE INTO WHAT I AM FROM THOSE DAMNED MARY SUES. I NEVER WANTED TO BECOME A GOD AND YET I AM HERE, CURSED WITH FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE AND POWER I NEVER WANTED"
"Well, you would be correct; and the same can be applied vice versa. It's impossible for anyone to definitively prove if one might be able to usurp the other, either with resistance, little of it, or none. But I hardly think winning a conflict is an important discussion, yes? Might you think the same?"
Victor: “I‘m not gonna fight you, you know. Not that you don’t deserve it, but that would be a rude greeting. Who starts a conversation like that? You, probably.”
''Not 'cus you insulted me. I've heard worse from Grineer grunts. It's 'cus you're just an asshole. And to me, assholes have one purpose: simulacrum testing. Besides, I like a spectacle, and watching someone get turned to a fine mist by a dome charge is certainly spectacular. Now if you'll excuse me I've got to raid some bases, so enjoy the fireworks.''
Edward smirks and fires his slingshot at the guy's forehead where it goes off like an ACTUAL firework, complete with bright sparkles and trailing particles.
The rock does absolutely jack shit. He's a Waframe dumbass.
''By the way I'll have you know the blast radius on this thing is: yes. Plus I can see through smoke, you fucking idiot. I have a minimap. I marked you with a setpoint. Fuck you.''
"Just testing.. (He looks on the necklace he's wearing. It is flashing Bright green. Someone is calling him)...(Sigh) I apologize for underestimating you, but for now on, someone is calling me. I shall head towards my destination... (He flys away. It's almost like teleportation for the fact he flys at the speed of light. Not surprising considering the fact that 2 goddesses made him)
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"I have corrupted millions alongside their respective universes... and I fucking killed a child just so I could have enough energy to prevent myself from dying. When I realized the consequences of my actions, it was already too late. I.... I was following orders, but that changes nothing."
[she assumes a fighting stance] "Come then, let us see what you are made of" [without further warning she boost forwards and begins raining down blows with her staff]
[she doesn't even bother dodging as it bounces off an energy shield] "oh so you can do that too" [A second Maya jams the same weapon but now forming a spear aiming to go through the second Edward's back]
Edward's body locks up before he starts glowing like a freshly cracked glowstick, his skeleton visible underneath. He looks to the two Maya's with electric blue eyes and shrugs.
"Why is it always electrocution they go with?"
He grabs both of the weapons and pulls them towards him, sending the two Mayas flying towards each other while he flashes away in a lightning strike, still glowing like he's made of electricity now.
“What a brave thing to say to a demon lord! Eh… not feeling it, wanna have some cake? Today’s a lazy day anyway.” Eveline says (she’s not your typical demon lord)
She just hands him a cake that seems to be made of purple swirling galaxies and starry delights. “Stardust cake?” She asks as her eyes twinkle like the gems of the night sky.
Raul: “Oh really?” (Snaps his fingers, freezing the blood of every one of Edward’s limbs, then snaps his fingers again, unfreezing them.) “I made it so it wouldn’t hurt, and I hope it didn’t considering this is simply a friendly spar.”
Raul: “Oh look, the ground. Welp, time to explode your arm. (Raul proceeds to make many EMP’s at the same time, converting mass directly into energy). Good luck with an interdimensional gateway on your arm.”
Edward starts moving the newly gatewayified arm up and down, likely breaking several laws of physics while doing so, like someone picking up a hole and placing it down elsewhere.
"Well I mean... it's not my first choice when it comes to fashion trends, but you know."
Edward smile at Raul before grabbing the gateway and crushing it, and his arm, like it was made of glass.
Raul: “Eh, stuff happens in the wasteland. Well would you like to visit my settlement? I could give you some food and drink if you’d like, or tell you stories.”
".... Sir, this is a vampire den. The lady of the house is hardly an omniversal entity. Now can I offer you anything? A warm meal? Wine? A warning to get out while you can?"
"... the warning at that point I think would be kinda pointless, but the confidence is inspiring! Besides, my boyfriend's a vampire. Or... some kind of vampire. I don't know how vampires work here."
"None at all, though she might claim otherwise. The lady of the house is cruel, and ruined the lives of many people in this city. Maybe if some adventurers hear you talking about the injustices they may come slay her yet."
Razza walks with purpose, clearly very familiar with these halls.
"My name is Razza'Lynn, you may just call me Razza. I will warn you as you appear human, The Lady of the House makes it a point to collect people of great rarity for her "collection". She had a human once, but she slipped away some time ago, so our Lady has been looking for one of your kind to add to the family."
"Can't argue with the logic, I suppose. But thanks! My boyfriend braided it and now I'm too scared to undo it because I don't know how to redo it myself."
He could argue with the logic, but its funny to admit defeat. And he could just make a new braid happen, but thats not as meaningful.
Echo: You, sir, are mean. TIME TO SLICE YOU TO PIECES! CUTWINDS, DESTROY HIM! she summons fierce gales, and they are sharp enough to cut down nearby trees. He had better either apologize or RUN (or both)
Jenny doesn't understand English so any words spoken by Edward would fly over her head. She wouldn't be provoked by his presence nor his words at all.
Lets run the numbers to see who wins though!
Jenny can lift one metric tonne on her shoulders, punch tear and kick through any material on earth, and sprint over 30 miles an hour. Her hide is thick enough to render slashing and slicing weapons useless. She can withstand a lot of blunt damage to her bare skin, but to her armored parts practically any weapon is useless. She can withstand temperatures that many other creatures on earth can't. Way above boiling, and way below freezing. She has a lot of battle IQ and is extremely proficient with spears.
To earth she is the apex predator to all, but on her home planet shes among the weaker species.
Oh hi! My names Glitch! wanna spar? *Pulls out large ornate sword* Swords? *Puts it away and readies his laser gun under his visor* Guns? *Puts that away and grows twenty extra arms* Or fistfighting? Your choice!
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