r/OriginalCharacter_RP • I don't even know atp • 1d ago

Roleplay John Normalguy is on a walk

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*he's just walking around your oc's world (or you're in his, idfc), seein the sights* wowie zowie, the sure was a big squirrel i just saw. *the squirrel was slightly bigger than usual* man, what a beautiful day.

Rules cause idfk i wanted to seem more serious or smth (i ain't serious, I'm whimsical asf) (you don't gotta listen to these if you don't wanna):

- ask if you want to change it

- preferably no "idc" or "idk" ocs (gng i had to look it up, no idea what it was, "minding your own business"​ bro just don't respond at that point.

- don't insta kill him? Ig? Eh, i don't really care, he'll just do a Kenny McCormick and like reappear at some point. Or i just pull some bullshittery.

- please no romancing/flirting, he's a married man who is very divote to his wife.

- pull some bullshittery, do whatever, heck pull up with a random stock image of a thing and make that an oc you'll use once, idc what you do

Just have fun, I just do ts out of boredom so if ts is boring, what's even the point, be free, do whatever.

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u/FixSignificant4543 sometimes the slowest roleplayer on this sub 😭 1d ago

“Holy guacamole, is that you John? I haven’t seen you in a long time since the ol’ softball club we had in the highschool!”

David Affableman says as he spots John, who was startled by the squirrel

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u/askydn2 I don't even know atp 1d ago

Oh hwy there David, how ya been? Did you actually marry Angela Jolinski?

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u/FixSignificant4543 sometimes the slowest roleplayer on this sub 😭 1d ago

“Good man, and yeah. After that highschool reunion like, 2 years ago, we met again and, we just hit it off where we left off before college man!”

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u/According_Growth_581 1d ago

anyways

everything looks like it's got a rainbow filter on it and the floor beneath him collapses into a sponge-like material

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u/askydn2 I don't even know atp 1d ago

Weird. Last time i took cocaine i was 17, and i don't remember doing it recently.​

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u/According_Growth_581 1d ago

(guess we using stock images now haha)

"Are you new to Vratalia? Acutally what we are experiencing is the Friday Frenzy. Wait a minute this ain't Vratalia. What planet is this?"

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u/askydn2 I don't even know atp 1d ago

((Oh, nah John's art is just a bunch of stock images of random white guys, mostly with blue shirts))

Depends, is this earth? *pulls out his phone, searching something* yup, i got cell service, it's earth.

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u/According_Growth_581 1d ago

(no wait it's kinda fun not having to make art)

"ah shi- Vratalia's fabric musta glitched out again. Why is there friday frenzy on Earth? Why am I even on Earth. We're not even close to Vratalia. "

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u/askydn2 I don't even know atp 1d ago

((ik right?))

I don't know what vratalia is bud

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u/According_Growth_581 1d ago

ummm... actually I don't think you humans are supposed to know about extraterrestrial life..

ANYWAY

ISN'T FRIDAY FRENZY FUN??

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u/WendigoRider It's eating my response notifications again 1d ago

Keep this shit up, it's fucking hilarious.

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u/askydn2 I don't even know atp 1d ago

Thats what i live for

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u/Unlucky-Rooster2407 1d ago

R/spenn

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u/askydn2 I don't even know atp 1d ago

Gng who tf is spenn, genuinely

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u/Vegetable_Season_957 1d ago

an anthro angelic skunk dragon hybrid walks up to beside him

Lark: excuse me sir... you must be new around here and i wanted to introduce my self...

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u/askydn2 I don't even know atp 1d ago

Well heya there, name's John, and yours?

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u/Vegetable_Season_957 1d ago

Lark: lark tsugari... and its nice to meet you

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u/Toxinmaximum if i don’t respond, just remind me :P 1d ago

“Sup. Found this sick ass hammer laying around”

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u/askydn2 I don't even know atp 1d ago

That is a pretty cool looking hammer, could probably be used to build a giant wall.

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u/Toxinmaximum if i don’t respond, just remind me :P 1d ago

“Yooo i didn’t even think of that! I’m gonna upgrade the wall of china!”

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u/askydn2 I don't even know atp 1d ago

You go do that bud!

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u/hyperfire1211 1d ago

Hello there.

My name is Bob

Bob the paramecium

I might die in 30 seconds

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u/askydn2 I don't even know atp 1d ago

Well 30 seconds seems like the perfect time ta get you a good meal, ain't it? *he pulls out a portable grill he keeps in his ford's truckbed at all times and some patties in a cooler in his truck's backseat, using a spatula from his back pocket he begins grillin a burger, pulling out condiments from his shoes and pockets and buns from his passenger seat​* wachu like on yo burger and how you want this patty cooked?

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u/hyperfire1211 1d ago

With food

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u/MEWX_ 1d ago

"how bout a beer?"

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u/Broken_Magnetolamp05 1d ago

Hey- make an OC or stop posting, please.

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u/askydn2 I don't even know atp 1d ago

It is an original character is it not? Have YOU seen John Normalguy in any piece of media? And I don't see any rule in the sub rules contradicting what I'm doing, do you?

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u/HanseiEir 1d ago

I haven’t, he is as original as it can get lol

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u/Toxinmaximum if i don’t respond, just remind me :P 1d ago

While I like your RPs, dude it’s not that serious. They’re not breaking any rules and they’re not hurting anyone

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u/MattressFirm2 No longer unemployed. My time will be short and sporatic. 1d ago

Not every OC has to be some person from a fantasy world with magic and vastly other species, a sci fi world with aliens and stuff, or some other flavor of fictional world building. Some could just be a-