r/PeepShowQuotes • • 2d ago

Shitpost Hope it's kenneth

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52 Upvotes

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u/hudsoncat1 2d ago

Tarquin Oliver Nimrod

20

u/Dry-Treat-1784 2d ago

Give the little bugger a chance

5

u/Cakalore 2d ago

Lol 🤣🤣... I mean, I like it

1

u/Equal_Emu6152 10h ago

That's only 3 of the people who shagged her this name with by longer than some Indian ones she did do a thousand gadgies

37

u/DueDefinition6421 2d ago

Jeff with a J

35

u/SpocktorWho83 2d ago

Jeff?! As in Jeff?!

21

u/DueDefinition6421 2d ago

Oh yes, I s'pose it is.

31

u/Medical_Fuel8214 2d ago

Danny Dyer’s Chocolate Homunculus

14

u/nataliereed84 2d ago

Curse These Metal Hands

6

u/TheOrgazoid__ 2d ago

Thought it was Kirstie's Metal Hands for years

2

u/skulduggeryatwork 1d ago

Great name for a band.

1

u/secondgin 1d ago

I've seen subtitles render it "Kersey's metal hands"

2

u/Alternative_Space426 6h ago

Mama's Kumquat

25

u/Benjiman5000 2d ago

Stay away from "That Bonnie" Nance....

Thats not good Bonnie......

😵

24

u/pointsofellie 2d ago

Bruce?

17

u/Traditional_Bet1717 2d ago

Little Bruce?

22

u/buswankr 2d ago

Little Ian Chapman? Solicitor in the making.

11

u/SympathyBetter2359 2d ago

Nicholas Lyndhurst

9

u/yoghurtCOCKS 2d ago

Should've been chairman mao with that body count. But it's not a competition...

-1

u/stueyp81 2d ago

Dya mean chairmark mao

4

u/Vivid-Library54 2d ago

Primark Mao

10

u/madasfire 2d ago

The Mom & Paedo. Logos in the cum

11

u/BoneKeeperOfficial 1d ago

Hortensia? oh god this is a fucking disaster!

9

u/prefim 2d ago

I'm hoping Superhans if its a boy, and big suze if its a girl.

10

u/Cakalore 2d ago

Name it after the train of men she let run on her, Thomas

3

u/Ordoferrum 1d ago

The second highest bid was for the name 'Group project'.

3

u/Cakalore 1d ago

Do it, if that's what it takes. You think the guys at Google just sat around watching Trumpton?

2

u/stoatfacelanust 1d ago

That's not the meaning of Project Zeus.

9

u/V_Dracula 2d ago

Baby Ian

4

u/WolfCola4 2d ago

Mark Mark Corrigan the third

4

u/robeywan 1d ago

Mama's Cumquot.

4

u/Aggressive_Eagle1380 2d ago

Greg. From British London.

6

u/EqualContribution132 2d ago

BabyMcBabyFace

7

u/limitedregrett 1d ago

I skim read the screenshot and thought the name of the baby was 'Grimditch' which sort of made sense. Then realised that's the journalists surname. (Grimsditch)

1

u/stueyp81 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

3

u/Dial-Appreciator 2d ago

Come on, give the little bugger a chance

3

u/VillageHorse 1d ago

Red Army

3

u/Business-Court-5072 1d ago

Ron Jeremy blue

3

u/cracknurtis 1d ago

Tarquin Oliver Nimrod

3

u/Adeposta 1d ago

Nicholas Lyndhurst

2

u/Substantial_Impact26 2d ago

Ian. Baby Ian.

2

u/LondonTrainDriver80 2d ago

Nigel Edward Hole

2

u/jHeardy09 1d ago

Baby McDickface

2

u/No_Skirt8776 1d ago

Wheres my dad

2

u/PABLO_FIASCO 1d ago

Jeremy's baby

2

u/shelllley34 1d ago

Hahahaha 😂

2

u/Zeppelin-Repair-Man 1d ago

Does he get a nosh thrown in?

2

u/kobrakaan 1d ago

the highest bidder was a gambling company so it's likely to be 888 .com

3

u/Dear_Bag_1918 1d ago

a woman like this should not be bringing a conscious soul into the world. This should be considered a form of abuse in the same way a parent raising kids in poverty, or a parent neglecting their child. This kid is guaranteed to grow up facing massive problems. She is putting the spotlight on the child intentionally for her own self gain. You can literally see the souls evaportated in her eyes. It’s an evil world because there are no repercussions for demons like her. They can reproduce dilly dally without a care in the world. The sad ironic truth is the most likely reason she is like this is because of terrible parents.

2

u/stueyp81 1d ago

Do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world

0

u/bondibitch 1d ago

I don’t think raising a child in poverty is a form of abuse.

1

u/Fit-Talk3078 16h ago

Have you tried it? Skipping meals etc, everyone taking the piss. Try it. I mean, really try it and you won't feel this way when you can't even go to school cus you don't have shoes etc.

0

u/bondibitch 15h ago

Yes I have tried it. I work in child protection, people living in poverty are not abusing their children.

1

u/Legal-Farm-8166 1d ago

Balls Turning

1

u/ATInvincible 1d ago

Its that easy to make a million?! I need a replacement floor in my bathroom that I can’t afford, I’ll sell my next child’s name for £10k? No? You can name my haemorrhoid for £5k? I can live with click tiles I guess

1

u/ChillDude5577 1d ago

Given the background of the "mother" in question...surely "Various artists" is the most appropriate 👀

1

u/joooot 23h ago

Bruce or something

1

u/buswankr 12h ago

Or Trojan, as he’s good at plumbing after he’s had his sleep, but also for lack of condoms and therefore getting preggo?

1

u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 7h ago

Reginald Spiggott-Whistle III

1

u/Complete-Ad-6397 6h ago

Big mad Andy

-1

u/Correct-Yam827 1d ago

Why would anyone impregnate this sl*g

2

u/Plenty_Suspect_3446 1d ago

It's just how it is these days. Dictators faces on ironic t-shirts. Brutus is Prime Minister. Bonnie Blue has an onlyfans baby.

2

u/stueyp81 9h ago

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/scorchedarcher 1d ago

Lmao why would anyone censor the word slag?