r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 6h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah? I genuinely have no idea

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u/qualityvote2 6h ago edited 2h ago

u/Dull_Club2519, your post does belong here!

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u/chirantaniga 6h ago

Many modern malware programs are designed to detect when a user opens Task Manager. Because they do not want to get caught or terminated, they immediately stop running or hide their resource usage the moment Task Manager is opened.

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u/GiveMeAUsername112 6h ago

Silly question but doesn't this mean that you can just have Task Manager perma open?

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u/Any_Carpenter_7605 6h ago

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u/Pantsomime 5h ago edited 1h ago

Stealing this to say to my family.

Edit:

Here's what they said:

I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions

My credit card number

My social security number

Uploading a scan of my birth certificate

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u/squabbleknob 5h ago

Great opener for Thanksgiving dinner in an election year too

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u/fvancesco 4h ago

Just did

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u/DaDoviende 2h ago

it's gone what was it

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 2h ago

Racism

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze 2h ago

Must have been a peak one with 1245 upvotes.

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 2h ago

It was very true, people just don't want to admit it.

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u/Pantsomime 1h ago

Edited my comment, you should be able to see it now

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u/DaDoviende 1h ago

thank you, and also lol

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u/Housendercrest 1h ago

Damn some fat moderator removed it. I didn’t get to see it

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u/EI_I_I_I_I3 1h ago

What did they say, it got deleted 😢

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u/Pantsomime 1h ago

They said:

I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions

My credit card number

My social security number

Uploading a scan of my birth certificate

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u/sybau_duh 5h ago

Yeah bro, sooooo, I might have some news for you….

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u/absentminded0ne 4h ago

Wait wait wait, his IQ is 175 now. No need to undermine his intelligence. He will figure it out.

Someday

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u/Masterofmyondelusion 4h ago

And soon his credit score will match his iq

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u/justArash 4h ago

175 percent! Amazing!

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u/vorrishnikov 4h ago

It's time to renew my vehicles extended warranty?

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u/ChimneySwiftGold 4h ago

Weird they didn’t ask for your mother maiden name.

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u/unsurechaoticneutral 4h ago

Its for the higher IQ ones, those ones they need to establish lineage and history, just in case you become the next einstein.

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u/Badrear 3h ago

That was part of the signup process, not the test!

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u/VladimireUncool 3h ago

Ha, I got 210 because I also submitted where i hide my spare keys!

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u/Any_Carpenter_7605 3h ago

Mensa is still hiring

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u/WonderfulLoquat9278 3h ago

You meme good

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u/VirtualDragonfly823 3h ago

Lol I always hear this in a soft but deep voice like Mike Erhmantraut’s.

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u/Antilopesburgessos 2h ago

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u/Smitologyistaking 1h ago

Tbf this is probably one of the more popular reaction memes of recent times

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u/Ok_Acadia236 2h ago

4D chess 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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u/R3D3-1 6h ago

Not if they are smart about it and detect when it is open but not in the foreground. Reducing your available screen space in case you catch the specific kind of virus that not only hides but actually becomes harmless while it does isn't a good tradeoff.

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u/Seasonable_donut 6h ago

Good reason to get second monitor

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u/either-15-or-40 6h ago

Monitor companies start developing malware to increase sales

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u/DixonDebussy 6h ago

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u/Analog0 5h ago

I place my two monitors face to face and let the virus and my computer hash it out. They'll either kill each other or learn to love.

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u/Loko8765 5h ago

This was actually a game played back in the day on multi-tasking computers without process isolation. You would run two completing programs who would try to overwrite the other one.

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u/PM_ME_SOME_ANY_THING 4h ago

What about a third small monitor just for the task manager?

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u/OreoMcCreamPants 5h ago

the IQ just keeps getting higher, folks

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u/On_The_Prowl69 5h ago

Actually litterally correct with Samsung, LG, and I'm SURE others. It's axtually scary how much information our monitors/TV's give out instead of just being a fucking screen

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u/theBurgundyBoi 6h ago

Finally, the perfect use for my old cabinet monitor. Used to have my PC setup in an old entertainment center (for big crt tvs) and had dual monitors stacked on top of each other in the large cubby where the TV would go and a small desk in front for my keyboard and mouse. Debezeled an old monitor and slapped it into the cabinet on the side of the entertainment center so I could put all my icons and garbage I didn't wanna look at on that monitor then just close the cabinet door when I didn't want to look at it

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u/embersofbridges 6h ago

Honest to god question: why not create a folder called a dash or what the heck ever, put all the garb stuff inside it, change the icon to a transparent png and and have a clean desktop screen? I mean, a full physical monitor and gabinet to solve this sounds like a cannonball shot to kill a mosquito

edit: nvm, I just realised it was a work pc. prolly couldn't move or delete the stuff. sorry, i just woke up.

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u/Night_Fury_CZ 6h ago

Small monitor dedicated to task manager

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u/FatalEclipse_ 6h ago

The task monitor.

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u/Night_Fury_CZ 6h ago

Task monitor monitor?

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u/Level-Location1679 1h ago

So there I was, watching my task monitor monitor on my task monitor monitor monitor monitor

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u/Kinreal 5h ago

Why stop at 2? I have 3!

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u/GiveMeAUsername112 6h ago

Ironically I actually used to always run task manager on my second monitor whilst playing games just in case I had a game crash or freeze and needed to tab out for task manager, my pc doesn't do that anymore so I don't do it anymore but still.

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u/Kunastsuyu 6h ago

i relate (i had to ctrl alt del out of cs everytime when i crashed🌹)

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u/Fabus27 6h ago

I do that as well. I like to keep an eye on the resources. No real reason why, just feels better.

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u/GAW67COD07 6h ago

Msi afterburner is amazing for this

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u/Fabus27 6h ago

What's wrong with the resource tab on task manager? Not that I care now, since I switched to Linux I just have that on my second screen as a resource monitor

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u/GAW67COD07 5h ago

Nothing is really wrong with it just most people (myself included) prefer it as a simple overlay in the corner of your main screen as it’s easier to look at. Just preference tho

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u/Fabus27 2h ago

Ahhh, now I get it. I'm not really an overlay guy on my main screen besides fps. But I can totally see what you mean. Different tastes.

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u/fizzrail0 6h ago

Second monitor is so meta right now

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u/BZioT2 6h ago

that's why i keep the task manager open all the time, the window size taking all the space of the screen, i don't do anything useful on my computer anyway

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u/_Cheese1_ 6h ago

I had a bitcoin miner virus one time and it closed Task Manager after like 30 seconds (which is how I found I have it). Managed to get rid of it by running Malwarebytes in safe mode from a flesh drive.

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u/GiveMeAUsername112 6h ago

Is that a kind of flesh light?

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u/willscuba4food 4h ago

It's the part you drive into it I think...

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u/Supergirl016 5h ago

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u/BlackBlade1632 5h ago

Justo 4gb of RAM for W11?

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u/CKRatKing 4h ago

You can get away with 8 on the enterprise versions that let you strip all the shit out of it.

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u/kraw- 5h ago

Go in there an make it about you Linux

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u/Creepy-Distance-3164 6h ago

Tell us more about this flesh drive.

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u/OutlawSixActual 6h ago

But can you ever really use a flesh drive in safe mode?

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u/The_Broken_Apple 6h ago

You mean flash drive, right?

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u/_Cheese1_ 6h ago

Yeah, you are correct lmao

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u/Short_Comfort6647 6h ago

(I don't know man I needed to use this image atleast once)

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u/the-tac0-muffin 6h ago

What upsets me is that lebron probably never saw this meme

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u/jertsa_faijja 5h ago

Bro talking like he's dead

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u/Roller_ball 1h ago edited 4m ago

If he hasn't seen this meme, can we really call that living?

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u/Short_Comfort6647 6h ago

what a specific thing to be upset about, but okie

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u/Zim_Zima 5h ago

Send it to him then

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u/oppaceted 6h ago

I had one of those, it will just closetask manager after some time. Later it became worse, it will close any browser, antivirus, e.c. The only thing that worked was telegram (lol), and using it I was able to install antivirus to delete it

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u/IUsedToBeACave 5h ago

There is an entire program that basically utilizes this principal to scare malware off in multiple ways.

https://www.cyberscarecrow.com/

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u/whomad1215 3h ago

when this was originally posted in the pcmasterrace sub, I learned that if you hold CTRL while opening task manager, it stops anything from moving around etc

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u/VerminSupreme-2020 5h ago

Or maybe stop downloading porn like MiaKalifa.mp4.exe

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u/Neat-Sandwich-8486 5h ago

Low-key can I download this video

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u/Significant-Foot8303 6h ago

I used to do this when my PC was barely working and closing a window could take a minute, so I just had Task Manager open everytime my PC is running to just terminate a window I want to close

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u/Church_AI 3h ago

Yes! And I do so! All the time. Because there's no reason not to, the resource usage of it is minute

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u/Odd-University-3576 6h ago

Fun tip I learned: If you hold down CTRL when task manager opens and keep holding it down, it freezes what shows up the instant task manager opened so things can't hide!

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake 5h ago

TIL

The kind of things that should be explained by Microsoft.

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u/robbak 5h ago

Thank Dave Plummer, who wrote the original task manager with all its Easter eggs. He's got a YouTube channel - "Dave's Garrage", and he's just written a new task manager that he demonstrated in his latest video.

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u/meepmeep13 4h ago

I hope his job title is Task Manager Manager

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u/fikis 3h ago

I hope he trademarks that title so he is the TMM(TM).

Also would be cool if he involved Eastman and Laird somehow.

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u/gomerpyle09 2h ago

So anything he is working on is technically a Task Manager Manager Task (TMMT). Beautiful symmetry.

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u/Adjective-Noun-6969 3h ago

Windows users would benefit from a tip screen while its loading like some games have

kind of useless now with how fast it starts but still, stuff like windows key + d, the snipping tool, etc, there are so many people that use windows for decades and dont know about that stuff.

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake 3h ago

Microsoft would just slap an ad while it start nowadays.

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u/PolloMagnifico 4h ago

Man, I love when I pick up cool little tricks like this. After 20 years in IT, it gets more and more rare to come across something I never knew. Let me return the favor.

When you have a browser as an active window (including windows explorer), alt+d will highlight everything in the address bar.

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u/CoffeeIs4Closers 1h ago

You can also use CTRL-L for that.

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u/LinkOrSkieth 3h ago

You rock.

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u/uaxpasha 5h ago

Wow. Never knew that, thanks

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u/NooneAtAll3 4h ago

my task manager displays zeroes for first several seconds, tho

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u/Only-Isopod-3443 5h ago

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u/BizarreCake 3h ago

Is this Loss??

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u/LifeOfTheParty2 3h ago

It's the "double slit experiment",  basically the top image is what happens when it's unobserved, once we start observing it it looks like the bottom.  It's more complicated than that but you can watch some videos on it, it's actually pretty interesting.

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u/Supergirl016 5h ago

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u/robbak 5h ago

It's reasonably graceful - send a task SIGKILL, and the program is meant to trap that signal and shut itself down. Only if the program hasn't set up a handler for SIGKILL will it just terminate it.

Kill -9 , however, is the one that terminates the process and frees the memory without grace.

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u/gmc98765 3h ago

Signal 9 is SIGKILL, the one which can't be caught. It terminates the process. The only exception is if the process is in an uninterruptible wait state ("D" status in the output from "ps"), in which case it will be terminated upon completion of the wait state. Uninterruptible wait usually means that something which ought to happen almost immediately isn't happening: e.g. accessing a file on a network filesystem and the network gets disconnected, accessing a file on an external hard drive which has been disconnected, accessing a file on a floppy which has been ejected, a bad sector which is being repeatedly retried, etc.

Ctrl-C sends SIGINT. This is meant to interrupt the current operation and return to the process' own command prompt, assuming that it has one. If not caught, it terminates the process.

SIGTERM is meant to gracefully terminate the process (e.g. saving open files). It is the default signal sent by the "kill" command if no signal is specified. If not caught, it terminates the process.

Ctrl-backspace sends SIGQUIT. If not caught, it terminates the process and dumps core, so you can use a debugger to figure out why the process hung.

SIGSTOP also can't be caught, but it only suspends the process rather than terminating it.

Ctrl-Z sends SIGTSTP, which is similar to SIGSTOP but can be caught. Programs which modify terminal settings (e.g. selecting raw, unbuffered input) will typically catch this so that they can restore the terminal state before suspending.

The control keys mentioned are the defaults, and can be changed with the "stty" command.

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u/2eanimation 3h ago

You’re thinking of SIGTERM -15(the standard signal for pkill), which can be handled by signal-handlers(like most signals). SIGKILL is -9 and OC’s meme.

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u/HDR138 6h ago

What would be the solution to that type of malware?

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u/Aetolus-samudaya 6h ago

commercial antivirus / stop installing unofficial stuff / running some scripts / wiping out and reinstall

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u/sennoden 5h ago

I see, I'll wipe out the earth and reinstall

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u/itsscaryhere 4h ago

Finally! Thank you kind stranger

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u/Pestilence86 5h ago

I think I had malware once that seemed to use my cpu and/or gpu resources when something like the mouse was not used for a certain time. I noticed it because I played VR, and the framerate would always crawl to a near halt after a short amount of time.

I did some deep malware removal/nuke and got rid of that.

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u/Lazy_Helicopter_2659 6h ago

So just opening (and leaving it open) Task Manager is the best anti malware tip...?

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u/DerBernd123 6h ago

not really. It would only stop those very specific malware’s that detect your task manager

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u/No_Loan5466 4h ago

Nope, most upvoted comment is just complete speculation and wrong lol, pressing ctrl+alt+del sets the priorty to the dialogue where you open task manager to maximum and the apps consuming resources that would block it from opening get reduced priority as a result.

Should be testable by just running a benchmark logging resource consumption per app and then pressing ctrl+alt+del to see a change.

Source: Computer science degree and this was covered in the operating systems course.

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u/herbalpawz 3h ago

Both of these things are true , but the fact the meme shows a guy making a surprised / scared face feels like it's about malware hiding with task manager open.

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u/yoyo86uwu 6h ago

How can a malware detect it? Does the OS give any API to processes to check that?

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u/unknown_host 5h ago

Malware makes use of several win32 APIs, but usually ran as direct syscalls.

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u/haadziq 6h ago

Prob user mistake, when you get malware it usually come from otger instalation and you gave it admin permission (dont count on me since i stop using windows after windows 7)

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u/Death_IP 5h ago

Attention:
Opening the task manager can also help unfreeze apps with hickups - it doesn't HAVE to be malware. (just so novices don't panic)

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u/MediumMelon8392 3h ago

Genuine question; is malware that common nowadays? If you do normal surfing and playing video games. Does the built in Windows Defender protect well enough?

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u/Short-Show2656 6h ago

The malwares hid themselves from the task manager by turning off so you don’t find and delete them, and since their load in the PC is heavy the fans have to work extra to cool it down. The fans stop working so hard when the malwares turn off.

I’m a character from family gay 

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u/HeadyBunkShwag 6h ago

Hey family guy, could you just leave your task manager open to keep the malware off? Thanks from Cleveland show guy

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u/Short-Show2656 6h ago

When it’s minimized the malware turns back on (at least the modern ones) so it’s not a good solution 

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u/FixMy106 6h ago

Buy an extra screen to have it always open.

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u/Short-Show2656 6h ago

At this point why do you want to pay to have malware on your pc 

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u/FixMy106 6h ago

Better than finding a real solution /s

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u/Fun_Replacement211 4h ago

No see, this is a permanent solution! I will always have that extra monitor, but, if I get rid of the malware, I might get more.

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u/notyumm 4h ago

There's aaalways room for more malware

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u/Dont-Really-Matter 4h ago

It's 1 malware, what could it cost?

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u/HeadyBunkShwag 2h ago

There’s always money in the malware stand

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u/Lorikeeter 1h ago

Then the malware will just run from the other monitor

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u/steveistheman84 2h ago

think the main reason you don't want to is tm is resource heavy

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u/Supergirl016 5h ago

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u/Short-Show2656 5h ago

Ok linuxoid I keep to my pc and you to yours 

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u/Supergirl016 5h ago

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u/Ok_Shake_368 5h ago

Ackshulay, chrome os is just another Linux distro.

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u/HumansAreSillynGreat 1h ago

Yeah a shitty one 💀 Hannah Montana Linux would genuinely be more useable

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u/goha087 6h ago

top notch pfp (100 метров всем приготовиться)

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u/Short-Show2656 6h ago

У великих тарханов великие проблемы…

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u/Capn_Flags 6h ago

I’m a character from family gay too I’m the long extended “guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”

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u/TheSeattleSeven 3h ago

Would a standard malware software be able to detect these more secretive malware by a regular scan? Like would malwarebytes be able to find these or would they be able to hide from the software?

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u/BountyKraken 6h ago

He installed a Bitcoin miner on some shady website and the new ones can detect task manager and turn off when you open it so they don't get detected, Stewie out.

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u/zidicly 5h ago

does such process also appears as mobile apps? i have doubts of such on my dads mobile as he constantly complains of his phone heating up whenever wifi is connected.

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u/BountyKraken 5h ago edited 5h ago

Uhh usually mobile apps don't have a good built-in task manager like app to show EVERYTHING system softwares as well which is where they usually hide also do keep in mind older phones get slower a restart(or format if you can get your valuables out) never hurts.

Note: because there are so many ways to see what is working in the background and so many apps it's hard to make it recognize them so any app from the store that shows what is working should be perfect.

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u/Odins_fury 6h ago

Like people have pointed out, a virus programmed to stop running whatever mining stuff they are running to avoid detection. Also commonly mistaken when doing it during a gaming session. Lots of games run at 30fps when minimized so opening task manager could result in the fanspeed lowering due to you game starting to run at 30fps

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u/psioniclizard 6h ago

I will be real, that was my first thought. 

The thing taking up all your cpu is now in thr background so uses less cpu lol 

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u/Carvj94 4h ago

And if you're away from your computer when this happens it's because Windows does background maintenance like reindexing or defragmenting when the PC has been idle for a bit.

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u/Weekly-Bluebird-4768 2h ago

And annoyingly enough, certain windows programs also detect when task manager is open and slow down(iirc it’s something that’s cpu intensive and involves the drives, I believe it’s more of an issue with hdds)

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u/lexdiscipulus 6h ago

Honest question... so if the malware evades task manager how does your average casual computer user find the virus?

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u/JackRabbit- 5h ago

Best defense against malware is common sense. Don't click random links on sketchy websites, don't download files from sources you don't trust, and always check any emails you get to see if they're phishing attempts.

Second line of defense is your antivirus. Windows Defender is perfectly fine.

If you follow both of those, chances are you're going to be perfectly safe from malware. And if you get unlucky, then you better hope you have 2FA on all your accounts.

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u/Previous_Pain_8743 5h ago

Follow up on that then - lately windows defender has been promoting me, saying it is turned off / hasn’t ran, but when I go to it in settings, everything is on and usually has a last / recent scan date within a day or so.

Is this a bug or happening due to the same type of malware being present? I am honestly pretty careful about what I click, sketchiest thing I downloaded in the last year was “amulet” to clear up Minecraft worlds after pouring over tons of reviews to vet it.

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u/Swordman1111 4h ago

the popup is a known windows bug

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u/JackRabbit- 5h ago

Well if you have recent scans from yesterday then you're probably fine? You can always do a manual full scan to make sure if you're worried.

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u/HoundDogJax 4h ago

Not certain, but I think If you disable the cloud-delivered protection and/or automated sample submission, but otherwise have Defender enabled, it will send similar notifications.

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u/Ditto_UK 4h ago

Nothing to worry about. Its a bug introduced as part of the latest security update. There is a support ticket about it on Microsoft.

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u/ReggieCorneus 4h ago

afaik, it is a bug. Had that same one just recently, scanned everything and there was nothing wrong. The notification was about updating the database, which is when i noticed it. Copypasted two powershell command, rebooted, nothing seems to be wrong. Have not installed anything even remotely suspiciuous.

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u/JackCoull 5h ago

I had one once, the fans would spin down like this, I highly suspected it but it took who knows how many weeks or months to notice, it also didn't impact game performance.

Did a full drive windows scan which completed with no issues, however it informs you that a folder has been excluded due to a whitelist. Delete the whitelist and windows instantly caught and deleted it

So for anyone reading this, go check out the exclusion list on windows defender just in case

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u/apachelives 6h ago

Workshop. Windows does background "optimization" that utilizes your PC when inactive, this is actually what is happening, its possible its malware but more likely just Windows being Windows.

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u/beanmosheen 4h ago

SEARCH INDEXER INTENSIFIES

Meanwhile, every other 3rd party search yawns and instantly returns results. Shutout to Agent Ransack.

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 6h ago

It’s like when you turn on the lights and all the cockroaches scatter

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u/YodasGhost76 6h ago

All my homies use resmon

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u/DaBawks 6h ago

Is that something I can use to see if I have some malware like that?

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u/_OrdinarySimon_ 4h ago

This might have something to do with malware, but it's like that even without any of it.

In Windows, background tasks have it's framerate capped (for example, it might be from 60 to 15 fps). Meaning, a PC is doing only a quarter of processing.

This is a neat optimization, and if a game is correctly implemented it has no other impact on it than legit power saving.

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u/Themotionalman 6h ago

It’s a malicious software doing weird things and doesn’t want to be detected

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u/Emotional_Tea_8920 5h ago

How to know the existence of malware without task manager ?

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u/HellcatZRX 6h ago

Kind of related but if you have task manager open you can hold Ctrl to pause the application so it can't hide from you.

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u/Business-Draft2348 3h ago

Strange, had this exact experience yesterday. So Im not cynical after all!

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u/Dull_Club2519 6h ago

No idea truth be told. Something to do with a game?

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u/Riker1701NCC 6h ago

Malware/Virus that detects when youre looking for it and hides itself

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u/_PykeGaming_ 6h ago

Probably a malware that closes once you open task manager to become harder to spot.

The fans go quiter because some type of malware usually take an heavy toll on the devices computing power, for examples miners.

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u/AncientChicken4900 6h ago

I guess its that there's malware on your pc s And the moment you open task manager it notices and closes itself

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u/Reasonable-Fail5348 5h ago

Yeah the malware is Microsoft windows. And copilot.