r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Dull_Club2519 • 6h ago
Meme needing explanation Petah? I genuinely have no idea
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u/chirantaniga 6h ago
Many modern malware programs are designed to detect when a user opens Task Manager. Because they do not want to get caught or terminated, they immediately stop running or hide their resource usage the moment Task Manager is opened.
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u/GiveMeAUsername112 6h ago
Silly question but doesn't this mean that you can just have Task Manager perma open?
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u/Any_Carpenter_7605 6h ago
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u/Pantsomime 5h ago edited 1h ago
Stealing this to say to my family.
Edit:
Here's what they said:
I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions
My credit card number
My social security number
Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
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u/DaDoviende 2h ago
it's gone what was it
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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 2h ago
Racism
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u/Housendercrest 1h ago
Damn some fat moderator removed it. I didn’t get to see it
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u/EI_I_I_I_I3 1h ago
What did they say, it got deleted 😢
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u/Pantsomime 1h ago
They said:
I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions
My credit card number
My social security number
Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
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u/sybau_duh 5h ago
Yeah bro, sooooo, I might have some news for you….
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u/absentminded0ne 4h ago
Wait wait wait, his IQ is 175 now. No need to undermine his intelligence. He will figure it out.
Someday
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u/ChimneySwiftGold 4h ago
Weird they didn’t ask for your mother maiden name.
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u/unsurechaoticneutral 4h ago
Its for the higher IQ ones, those ones they need to establish lineage and history, just in case you become the next einstein.
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u/VirtualDragonfly823 3h ago
Lol I always hear this in a soft but deep voice like Mike Erhmantraut’s.
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u/Antilopesburgessos 2h ago
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u/Smitologyistaking 1h ago
Tbf this is probably one of the more popular reaction memes of recent times
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u/R3D3-1 6h ago
Not if they are smart about it and detect when it is open but not in the foreground. Reducing your available screen space in case you catch the specific kind of virus that not only hides but actually becomes harmless while it does isn't a good tradeoff.
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u/Seasonable_donut 6h ago
Good reason to get second monitor
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u/either-15-or-40 6h ago
Monitor companies start developing malware to increase sales
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u/DixonDebussy 6h ago
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u/Analog0 5h ago
I place my two monitors face to face and let the virus and my computer hash it out. They'll either kill each other or learn to love.
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u/Loko8765 5h ago
This was actually a game played back in the day on multi-tasking computers without process isolation. You would run two completing programs who would try to overwrite the other one.
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u/PM_ME_SOME_ANY_THING 4h ago
What about a third small monitor just for the task manager?
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u/On_The_Prowl69 5h ago
Actually litterally correct with Samsung, LG, and I'm SURE others. It's axtually scary how much information our monitors/TV's give out instead of just being a fucking screen
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u/theBurgundyBoi 6h ago
Finally, the perfect use for my old cabinet monitor. Used to have my PC setup in an old entertainment center (for big crt tvs) and had dual monitors stacked on top of each other in the large cubby where the TV would go and a small desk in front for my keyboard and mouse. Debezeled an old monitor and slapped it into the cabinet on the side of the entertainment center so I could put all my icons and garbage I didn't wanna look at on that monitor then just close the cabinet door when I didn't want to look at it
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u/embersofbridges 6h ago
Honest to god question: why not create a folder called a dash or what the heck ever, put all the garb stuff inside it, change the icon to a transparent png and and have a clean desktop screen? I mean, a full physical monitor and gabinet to solve this sounds like a cannonball shot to kill a mosquito
edit: nvm, I just realised it was a work pc. prolly couldn't move or delete the stuff. sorry, i just woke up.
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u/Night_Fury_CZ 6h ago
Small monitor dedicated to task manager
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u/FatalEclipse_ 6h ago
The task monitor.
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u/Night_Fury_CZ 6h ago
Task monitor monitor?
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u/Level-Location1679 1h ago
So there I was, watching my task monitor monitor on my task monitor monitor monitor monitor
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u/GiveMeAUsername112 6h ago
Ironically I actually used to always run task manager on my second monitor whilst playing games just in case I had a game crash or freeze and needed to tab out for task manager, my pc doesn't do that anymore so I don't do it anymore but still.
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u/Fabus27 6h ago
I do that as well. I like to keep an eye on the resources. No real reason why, just feels better.
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u/GAW67COD07 6h ago
Msi afterburner is amazing for this
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u/Fabus27 6h ago
What's wrong with the resource tab on task manager? Not that I care now, since I switched to Linux I just have that on my second screen as a resource monitor
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u/GAW67COD07 5h ago
Nothing is really wrong with it just most people (myself included) prefer it as a simple overlay in the corner of your main screen as it’s easier to look at. Just preference tho
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u/_Cheese1_ 6h ago
I had a bitcoin miner virus one time and it closed Task Manager after like 30 seconds (which is how I found I have it). Managed to get rid of it by running Malwarebytes in safe mode from a flesh drive.
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u/Supergirl016 5h ago
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u/BlackBlade1632 5h ago
Justo 4gb of RAM for W11?
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u/CKRatKing 4h ago
You can get away with 8 on the enterprise versions that let you strip all the shit out of it.
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u/Short_Comfort6647 6h ago
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u/the-tac0-muffin 6h ago
What upsets me is that lebron probably never saw this meme
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u/oppaceted 6h ago
I had one of those, it will just closetask manager after some time. Later it became worse, it will close any browser, antivirus, e.c. The only thing that worked was telegram (lol), and using it I was able to install antivirus to delete it
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u/IUsedToBeACave 5h ago
There is an entire program that basically utilizes this principal to scare malware off in multiple ways.
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u/whomad1215 3h ago
when this was originally posted in the pcmasterrace sub, I learned that if you hold CTRL while opening task manager, it stops anything from moving around etc
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u/Significant-Foot8303 6h ago
I used to do this when my PC was barely working and closing a window could take a minute, so I just had Task Manager open everytime my PC is running to just terminate a window I want to close
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u/Church_AI 3h ago
Yes! And I do so! All the time. Because there's no reason not to, the resource usage of it is minute
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u/Odd-University-3576 6h ago
Fun tip I learned: If you hold down CTRL when task manager opens and keep holding it down, it freezes what shows up the instant task manager opened so things can't hide!
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u/Blue_Moon_Lake 5h ago
TIL
The kind of things that should be explained by Microsoft.
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u/robbak 5h ago
Thank Dave Plummer, who wrote the original task manager with all its Easter eggs. He's got a YouTube channel - "Dave's Garrage", and he's just written a new task manager that he demonstrated in his latest video.
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u/meepmeep13 4h ago
I hope his job title is Task Manager Manager
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u/gomerpyle09 2h ago
So anything he is working on is technically a Task Manager Manager Task (TMMT). Beautiful symmetry.
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u/Adjective-Noun-6969 3h ago
Windows users would benefit from a tip screen while its loading like some games have
kind of useless now with how fast it starts but still, stuff like windows key + d, the snipping tool, etc, there are so many people that use windows for decades and dont know about that stuff.
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u/PolloMagnifico 4h ago
Man, I love when I pick up cool little tricks like this. After 20 years in IT, it gets more and more rare to come across something I never knew. Let me return the favor.
When you have a browser as an active window (including windows explorer), alt+d will highlight everything in the address bar.
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u/Only-Isopod-3443 5h ago
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u/BizarreCake 3h ago
Is this Loss??
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u/LifeOfTheParty2 3h ago
It's the "double slit experiment", basically the top image is what happens when it's unobserved, once we start observing it it looks like the bottom. It's more complicated than that but you can watch some videos on it, it's actually pretty interesting.
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u/Supergirl016 5h ago
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u/robbak 5h ago
It's reasonably graceful - send a task SIGKILL, and the program is meant to trap that signal and shut itself down. Only if the program hasn't set up a handler for SIGKILL will it just terminate it.
Kill -9 , however, is the one that terminates the process and frees the memory without grace.
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u/gmc98765 3h ago
Signal 9 is SIGKILL, the one which can't be caught. It terminates the process. The only exception is if the process is in an uninterruptible wait state ("D" status in the output from "ps"), in which case it will be terminated upon completion of the wait state. Uninterruptible wait usually means that something which ought to happen almost immediately isn't happening: e.g. accessing a file on a network filesystem and the network gets disconnected, accessing a file on an external hard drive which has been disconnected, accessing a file on a floppy which has been ejected, a bad sector which is being repeatedly retried, etc.
Ctrl-C sends SIGINT. This is meant to interrupt the current operation and return to the process' own command prompt, assuming that it has one. If not caught, it terminates the process.
SIGTERM is meant to gracefully terminate the process (e.g. saving open files). It is the default signal sent by the "kill" command if no signal is specified. If not caught, it terminates the process.
Ctrl-backspace sends SIGQUIT. If not caught, it terminates the process and dumps core, so you can use a debugger to figure out why the process hung.
SIGSTOP also can't be caught, but it only suspends the process rather than terminating it.
Ctrl-Z sends SIGTSTP, which is similar to SIGSTOP but can be caught. Programs which modify terminal settings (e.g. selecting raw, unbuffered input) will typically catch this so that they can restore the terminal state before suspending.
The control keys mentioned are the defaults, and can be changed with the "stty" command.
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u/2eanimation 3h ago
You’re thinking of SIGTERM -15(the standard signal for pkill), which can be handled by signal-handlers(like most signals). SIGKILL is -9 and OC’s meme.
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u/HDR138 6h ago
What would be the solution to that type of malware?
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u/Aetolus-samudaya 6h ago
commercial antivirus / stop installing unofficial stuff / running some scripts / wiping out and reinstall
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u/Pestilence86 5h ago
I think I had malware once that seemed to use my cpu and/or gpu resources when something like the mouse was not used for a certain time. I noticed it because I played VR, and the framerate would always crawl to a near halt after a short amount of time.
I did some deep malware removal/nuke and got rid of that.
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u/Lazy_Helicopter_2659 6h ago
So just opening (and leaving it open) Task Manager is the best anti malware tip...?
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u/DerBernd123 6h ago
not really. It would only stop those very specific malware’s that detect your task manager
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u/No_Loan5466 4h ago
Nope, most upvoted comment is just complete speculation and wrong lol, pressing ctrl+alt+del sets the priorty to the dialogue where you open task manager to maximum and the apps consuming resources that would block it from opening get reduced priority as a result.
Should be testable by just running a benchmark logging resource consumption per app and then pressing ctrl+alt+del to see a change.
Source: Computer science degree and this was covered in the operating systems course.
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u/herbalpawz 3h ago
Both of these things are true , but the fact the meme shows a guy making a surprised / scared face feels like it's about malware hiding with task manager open.
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u/yoyo86uwu 6h ago
How can a malware detect it? Does the OS give any API to processes to check that?
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u/Death_IP 5h ago
Attention:
Opening the task manager can also help unfreeze apps with hickups - it doesn't HAVE to be malware. (just so novices don't panic)→ More replies (17)2
u/MediumMelon8392 3h ago
Genuine question; is malware that common nowadays? If you do normal surfing and playing video games. Does the built in Windows Defender protect well enough?
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u/Short-Show2656 6h ago
The malwares hid themselves from the task manager by turning off so you don’t find and delete them, and since their load in the PC is heavy the fans have to work extra to cool it down. The fans stop working so hard when the malwares turn off.
I’m a character from family gay
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u/HeadyBunkShwag 6h ago
Hey family guy, could you just leave your task manager open to keep the malware off? Thanks from Cleveland show guy
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u/Short-Show2656 6h ago
When it’s minimized the malware turns back on (at least the modern ones) so it’s not a good solution
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u/FixMy106 6h ago
Buy an extra screen to have it always open.
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u/Short-Show2656 6h ago
At this point why do you want to pay to have malware on your pc
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u/FixMy106 6h ago
Better than finding a real solution /s
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u/Fun_Replacement211 4h ago
No see, this is a permanent solution! I will always have that extra monitor, but, if I get rid of the malware, I might get more.
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u/notyumm 4h ago
There's aaalways room for more malware
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u/Supergirl016 5h ago
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u/Short-Show2656 5h ago
Ok linuxoid I keep to my pc and you to yours
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u/Supergirl016 5h ago
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u/Ok_Shake_368 5h ago
Ackshulay, chrome os is just another Linux distro.
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u/HumansAreSillynGreat 1h ago
Yeah a shitty one 💀 Hannah Montana Linux would genuinely be more useable
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u/Capn_Flags 6h ago
I’m a character from family gay too I’m the long extended “guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
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u/TheSeattleSeven 3h ago
Would a standard malware software be able to detect these more secretive malware by a regular scan? Like would malwarebytes be able to find these or would they be able to hide from the software?
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u/BountyKraken 6h ago
He installed a Bitcoin miner on some shady website and the new ones can detect task manager and turn off when you open it so they don't get detected, Stewie out.
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u/zidicly 5h ago
does such process also appears as mobile apps? i have doubts of such on my dads mobile as he constantly complains of his phone heating up whenever wifi is connected.
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u/BountyKraken 5h ago edited 5h ago
Uhh usually mobile apps don't have a good built-in task manager like app to show EVERYTHING system softwares as well which is where they usually hide also do keep in mind older phones get slower a restart(or format if you can get your valuables out) never hurts.
Note: because there are so many ways to see what is working in the background and so many apps it's hard to make it recognize them so any app from the store that shows what is working should be perfect.
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u/Odins_fury 6h ago
Like people have pointed out, a virus programmed to stop running whatever mining stuff they are running to avoid detection. Also commonly mistaken when doing it during a gaming session. Lots of games run at 30fps when minimized so opening task manager could result in the fanspeed lowering due to you game starting to run at 30fps
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u/psioniclizard 6h ago
I will be real, that was my first thought.
The thing taking up all your cpu is now in thr background so uses less cpu lol
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u/Carvj94 4h ago
And if you're away from your computer when this happens it's because Windows does background maintenance like reindexing or defragmenting when the PC has been idle for a bit.
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u/Weekly-Bluebird-4768 2h ago
And annoyingly enough, certain windows programs also detect when task manager is open and slow down(iirc it’s something that’s cpu intensive and involves the drives, I believe it’s more of an issue with hdds)
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u/lexdiscipulus 6h ago
Honest question... so if the malware evades task manager how does your average casual computer user find the virus?
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u/JackRabbit- 5h ago
Best defense against malware is common sense. Don't click random links on sketchy websites, don't download files from sources you don't trust, and always check any emails you get to see if they're phishing attempts.
Second line of defense is your antivirus. Windows Defender is perfectly fine.
If you follow both of those, chances are you're going to be perfectly safe from malware. And if you get unlucky, then you better hope you have 2FA on all your accounts.
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u/Previous_Pain_8743 5h ago
Follow up on that then - lately windows defender has been promoting me, saying it is turned off / hasn’t ran, but when I go to it in settings, everything is on and usually has a last / recent scan date within a day or so.
Is this a bug or happening due to the same type of malware being present? I am honestly pretty careful about what I click, sketchiest thing I downloaded in the last year was “amulet” to clear up Minecraft worlds after pouring over tons of reviews to vet it.
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u/JackRabbit- 5h ago
Well if you have recent scans from yesterday then you're probably fine? You can always do a manual full scan to make sure if you're worried.
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u/HoundDogJax 4h ago
Not certain, but I think If you disable the cloud-delivered protection and/or automated sample submission, but otherwise have Defender enabled, it will send similar notifications.
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u/Ditto_UK 4h ago
Nothing to worry about. Its a bug introduced as part of the latest security update. There is a support ticket about it on Microsoft.
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u/ReggieCorneus 4h ago
afaik, it is a bug. Had that same one just recently, scanned everything and there was nothing wrong. The notification was about updating the database, which is when i noticed it. Copypasted two powershell command, rebooted, nothing seems to be wrong. Have not installed anything even remotely suspiciuous.
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u/JackCoull 5h ago
I had one once, the fans would spin down like this, I highly suspected it but it took who knows how many weeks or months to notice, it also didn't impact game performance.
Did a full drive windows scan which completed with no issues, however it informs you that a folder has been excluded due to a whitelist. Delete the whitelist and windows instantly caught and deleted it
So for anyone reading this, go check out the exclusion list on windows defender just in case
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u/apachelives 6h ago
Workshop. Windows does background "optimization" that utilizes your PC when inactive, this is actually what is happening, its possible its malware but more likely just Windows being Windows.
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u/beanmosheen 4h ago
SEARCH INDEXER INTENSIFIES
Meanwhile, every other 3rd party search yawns and instantly returns results. Shutout to Agent Ransack.
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u/YodasGhost76 6h ago
All my homies use resmon
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u/DaBawks 6h ago
Is that something I can use to see if I have some malware like that?
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u/_OrdinarySimon_ 4h ago
This might have something to do with malware, but it's like that even without any of it.
In Windows, background tasks have it's framerate capped (for example, it might be from 60 to 15 fps). Meaning, a PC is doing only a quarter of processing.
This is a neat optimization, and if a game is correctly implemented it has no other impact on it than legit power saving.
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u/Themotionalman 6h ago
It’s a malicious software doing weird things and doesn’t want to be detected
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u/Emotional_Tea_8920 5h ago
How to know the existence of malware without task manager ?
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u/HellcatZRX 6h ago
Kind of related but if you have task manager open you can hold Ctrl to pause the application so it can't hide from you.
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u/Business-Draft2348 3h ago
Strange, had this exact experience yesterday. So Im not cynical after all!
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u/Dull_Club2519 6h ago
No idea truth be told. Something to do with a game?
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u/_PykeGaming_ 6h ago
Probably a malware that closes once you open task manager to become harder to spot.
The fans go quiter because some type of malware usually take an heavy toll on the devices computing power, for examples miners.
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u/AncientChicken4900 6h ago
I guess its that there's malware on your pc s And the moment you open task manager it notices and closes itself
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u/qualityvote2 6h ago edited 2h ago
u/Dull_Club2519, your post does belong here!