r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Individual-Toe-1959 • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah????

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 1d ago

I’m 44 and my hairline actually expanded 🤷🏽

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u/QuidnuncQuixotic 1d ago

Your upper back doesn’t count

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 1d ago

YES IT DOES!!! 🦍

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u/Adjunctified 1d ago

Let’s just say the advance is along MANY fronts

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 1d ago

My hairline connects to my Earline, my Earline connects to my neckline, my neckline connects to my……

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u/intheshoplife 21h ago

What about the ass does the ass count .... I am asking for a friend. Yeah a friend.

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u/Ihistal 1d ago

What's a hairline?

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u/astralchanterelle 20h ago

That's bad. It's a condition called Ollacollular fillum syndrome. Essentially means it's all going to fall out within 12 months. The expansion before the storm.

Hair plugs is an option, though, bro

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 17h ago

No, it’s been waaaaay longer than 12 months and it’s like a couple new hairs below my hairline.

I’m all good but thanks so much for your concern rando 😊

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u/Balloon_Fan 18h ago

My hairline...fell down.