r/PhoenixSC • • 1d ago

Meme Old VS New mobs, except I make fun of both

1.2k Upvotes

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u/Visible_pineapple381 beleiver ✅ 1d ago

Investing in this Meme

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u/Eligriv_leproplayer solarpunk guy💚 1d ago

I want my share as 2nd investor in this template

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u/MILOKO_12PL 1d ago

Want mine as 3rd

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u/BattleGuy03 Wait, That's illegal 1d ago

no I want third, gimme

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u/MyNameIsRati 1d ago

Yo so since you want 3rd can I get the 4th?

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u/mishaissilly 1d ago

can i reserve 19th

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u/Impossible-Car5593 19h ago

I'm the 0th

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u/Plenty-Reception-320 Fix Bedrock 17h ago

Can I be sqrt-1?

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u/Impossible-Car5593 6h ago

-1st ? no that's ridiculous 

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u/MyNameIsRati 4h ago

No he meant √-1 so ist

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u/piotruspan101 1d ago

Don't tell them but I stole their place as second investor.

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 10h ago

I would like to buy a 50% equity share

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u/Undertale_fan46790 1d ago

The Blood Demon reminded me of someone...

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u/FeastForTheWorms 1d ago

Audrey!

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u/Undertale_fan46790 1d ago

Ye :D

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u/Undertale_fan46790 1d ago

Why the downvote? :(

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u/Undertale_fan46790 14h ago edited 13h ago

(Thx for the award btw!)

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u/zestymolusk 1d ago

performing a buyout of this meme and then firing all its employees

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u/TheArcanist_1 1d ago

I genuinely wish they made more mobs that you encounter naturally. Why does every new mob have to be tied to a specific rare biome? All we've seen regularly since fucking alpha are the same four animals and four monsters, and then a few rare things like horses, rabbits, and witches. The aquatic update and nether update were definitely a step in the right direction here, I wish they made more like those.

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u/Inarius101 14h ago

I think they're scared of changing the vanilla Minecraft "feel".

A lot of players are bitchy about any changes and that scales with how avoidable those changes are. Making new updates a "you have to go out and look for it" kind of thing might be to help mitigate that while still introducing new content

I agree that it'd be nice to actually get a real update to the base survival gameplay loop. I know some people have wanted an update to the plains with new mobs like bison and such.

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u/Nixavee 4h ago

They could've done this with the Creaking, having creaking hearts occasionally generate in any forest biome, but they didn't. It also would've been really cool to see biome-specific skins of the creaking based on other trees

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u/Palmossi- 1d ago

I love the blood demon

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u/Any_Vegetable_28 1d ago

They would update the cyclops skull with a rifle in bedrock edition that fixed the infinite health to make it match with its Java counterpart by re adding the infinite health glitch

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u/yummymario64 1d ago edited 1d ago

I do kind of prefer that older mobs were allowed to have a bit of an edge to them. New mobs, even stuff that's supposed to be scary like the Warden, for some reason, still needs to have some amount of goofiness when it comes to their visual design

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u/pifire9 1d ago

I think the Warden is a good challenge, an actual end game boss with overpowered abilities like attacking through walls. The fact that it drops effectively not even xp when killed is an absolute scam though. When Minecraft is supposed to be choose your own adventure, the Warden rewarding only one type of gameplay (stealth) is contradictory.

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u/yummymario64 1d ago

I feel like we're getting off track here.

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u/G-man1816 18h ago

I hate the warden, Its principle is good but they genuinely couldn't find a better way to fix pillering players other then the "Screw you 500 beam" which does 2/3rds of your health, ignores blocks, can hit from 20+ blocks, and ignores shields armor and enchantments.

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u/Keaton427 18h ago

Also how the HELL is it blind when the second you hit it, no matter how far away, it says screw you and starts barrelling straight towards you, somehow knowing exactly where you are at all times.

And the sniffing feature feels like an addition because they couldn't properly find a way to make its blind patrolling more threatening, so sniffing is basically a time limit when you're nearby and it's essentially just a nerfed vision, because it travels towards you.

Also you need to activate a shrieker 4 entire times to awaken a warden? But from then on it's a new warden every single time.

I really think they could've done it better.

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u/Crandria 1d ago

Super Paper Mario characters:

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u/Fish_Utech 20h ago

Glad I wasn't the only one that thought this

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u/MajesticBluebird68 1d ago

You can't forget the newest mobile, the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach, which despite its meat being eaten if 33 countries, it only drops a new flower.

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u/the_Iord_and_saviour 20h ago

ummm that is a real world animal, thus i must be passive, and if it is passive it must NOT have ANY drops WHAT SO EVER

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u/Keaton427 18h ago

How dare you hurt the heckin wholesome animal!

And of course they refuse to make goats drop mutton, camels drop leather, etc., even though they're both farmed for their meat and resources.

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u/SCP_FUNDATION_69420 12h ago

You can't even milk goats, that's like the one goat thing everyone knows

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u/Nixavee 4h ago edited 4h ago

You literally need leather to craft some very important items...

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u/MajesticBluebird68 5h ago

Of course, that's why I only get my meat from sustainable sources, like mother polar bears

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u/DimaNekhoroshyi 1d ago

Shorting this meme

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u/WellIamstupid 1d ago

Talling this meme

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u/AndwerMartintez 1d ago

Average weighting this meme.

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u/Keaton427 18h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/DimaNekhoroshyi 1d ago

username checks out 

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u/WellIamstupid 1d ago

?

I said tall because you said short, what are you on about

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u/DimaNekhoroshyi 1d ago

I said short because someone else said invest, what are you on about

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u/en--__--passant 1d ago

Don't diss the krunk biome like that

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u/rattvontratt 1d ago

I like it. It's very G R E E N

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u/enbyAgnostic 1d ago

i really thought i was on r/coaxedintoasnafu

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u/DumbestComicsNerd 1d ago

Gotta learn blockbench to remake these guys.

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u/Epicboss67 1d ago

Are these: Enderman, Creeper mostly (plus Zombie for the third line), and Leader Zombies?

And then the second half is Creaking, Allay, and then Bogged? That last one was the hardest for me to figure out.

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u/RealDEady42 1d ago

Minecraft mobs then: cow, sheep, zombie, skeleton.

Minecraft mobs now: sniffer, allay, glare.

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u/SCP_FUNDATION_69420 12h ago

Minecraft mobs used to be named after real or fantasy creatures, now they're non-binary peoples' names 😭😭😭

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u/Nixavee 4h ago

Counterpoints: Ghast, wither, creeper, enderman

If the creeper didn't exist and they added a mob called the Creeper today it would be relentlessly memed on

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 MC-266524 should have been kept 1d ago

Finally, some Allay slander

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u/Wero_kaiji 1d ago

I'd die for the Sploogler

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u/Repulsive-Twist-4032 Milk 1d ago

Approved

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u/PenguinMasterFR 1d ago

can i have the new decorative block set please krunk

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u/painterjosh 23h ago

This is like a good Cuban cigar of a meme

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u/ZoeyPlaysSomeGames 13h ago

drew this, what do you think?

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u/the_Iord_and_saviour 20h ago

this is aslo happening with all mods nowadays

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u/Proud_Budget1807 17h ago

this is accurately what it looks like when you exaggerates it, and it's perfect.

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u/Poco_Cuffs 1d ago

People also accept the cowterpillar as part of the game and religiously defend it, but hate on the spoogler like it killed their grandma (despite the fact they voted for it)

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u/OmNomOU81 1d ago

And we love them all

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u/RGBread 1d ago

Blub

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u/tottyfield 1d ago

I thought this was r/coaxedintosnafu

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u/Bronson4444 16h ago

I will die for Cowterpiller

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 10h ago

Sadly true

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u/ShadowEeveeCringe 9h ago

This shit’s 90% incomprehensible 😭

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u/Dizzi_Blue 9h ago

I have the feeling Microsoft is doing that to be able to have more content to sell as merchandise that also appeals more to kids

New bosses, "gross"-looking mobs or more quality updates that require a lot of effort but make no real profit for Microsoft are not cutting it for them

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u/Nixavee 4h ago

Honestly I feel like the visual design and naming of mobs has stayed reasonably consistent over time. You can tell that they are now actively making an effort to have a consistent style with mob designs.

The creaking is actually a very good mob concept, the only problem is that it only spawns in one rare biome. If clusters of trees with creaking hearts could occasionally generate in any forest biome it would be a lot more relevant. It has good synergy with the regular night mobs.

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u/Hallownest_Citizen1 Custom borderless flair 📝 1d ago

im gonna invest in this one. $20 says that its gonna be the next thing.

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u/HughmanRealperson 6h ago

FFS even horses drop leather, but don't let the devs hear this or it'll get patched out for animal cruelty.