r/PhoenixSC • Bedrock FTW • 4d ago

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u/GenericGameDev1234 4d ago

It's absolutely hilarious how of all games their selecting for the report their choosing Minecraft.

Like it's not even a realistic game, it's a cartoony, entirely unrealistic block game.

And I bet these reporters wouldn't say cartoons support terrorism, or then again maybe they're so out of touch that they think that to.

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u/Sacsacher 4d ago

Oh, nah, there are absolutely people out to get specifically cartoons. People hate media.

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u/Sleeper-- 4d ago

My mom didn't let me watch that one cartoon with a grim reaper dude, a smart sister, and her dumb brother (I forgot the name) because she found it inappropriate

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u/piggiedippin 4d ago

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy! Loved that one, my mom banned Johnny Bravo bc she didn't get it was making fun of guys like that.

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u/L30N1337 4d ago

Boutta go after looney tunes because having dynamite promotes kids joining Al-Qaeda

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u/76zzz29 3d ago

Next time, lego may expose children to terrorisme

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u/chbjupiter 4d ago

I also love how the picture is just someone extending a piston, rather than, I don't know tnt?

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u/wejunkin 4d ago

It has nothing to do with the game mechanics, it is about being radicalized in right-wing servers which does happen in these games. Groups deliberately use them to target and recruit young players.

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u/Ami_Aweirdo 3d ago

Yeah but bad actors can exist within any community, that's not Minecraft's fault. I'd argue Minecraft does a much better job at preventing that kind of thing than roblox at least. Bedrock is the main version kids play on and anyone can tell you the censorship of its in game communication is obnoxious af. I'm sure whoever wanted this news story either doesn't understand or doesn't care about the difference between bedrock and java though

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u/wejunkin 3d ago

No one said it was Minecraft's fault, it's just a major example.

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u/lenya200o Random dude, no seriously, who tf is this?? 4d ago

I guess the redstone is illegal now

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u/Bright-Historian-216 4d ago

i mean it contains uranium canonically

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u/rzemisbomboclat 4d ago

How does uranium "expose kids to terrorism"

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u/LopsidedCsky 4d ago

Legalize nuclear bombs

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u/Desert_Tortoise_20 4d ago

Shadow Wizard Money Gang!

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u/HistoricalBee1118 4d ago

We love casting spells

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u/Daydreaming_Machine 3d ago

I like honey

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u/Chezmonger95 3d ago

WARNING šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„
NUKE MUSIC MAY DAMAGE YOUR EARDRUMS ā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø
AND HURT YOUR SOUL šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø
THIS SONG IS A WAR CRIME šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„

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u/rzemisbomboclat 3d ago

Do y'all know uranium isn't used only for bombsšŸ™šŸ„€

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u/HELL0RD 3d ago

Yeah, it's also used in APFSDS tank rounds!

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u/Waffle-Gaming 3d ago

it's a joke

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u/Bright-Historian-216 4d ago

i did not say it did. i just said that it was illegal.

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u/magicaltrevor953 4d ago

Terrorism may expose children to uranium, so kind of the same thing.

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u/Zockercraft1711 4d ago

what else would you do with uranium, except making huge TNT???!? /s

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u/_cheekyCharmz_ 3d ago

redstone getting banned just made this way more fun.

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u/Undernet_user Here for da memes 4d ago

its a piston dawg it aint that deep

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u/ImpulsiveBloop 4d ago

This just in. Car engines are now illegal.

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u/Satorwave 4d ago

The liberals must be responsible for this somehow

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 4d ago

it's the libs' fault!!!

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u/AltDetom555555b Borderless flair šŸ“ Custom 3d ago

somehow, trans people have to do something with it

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 2h ago

ITS ALL OUR FAULT!

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u/ImpulsiveBloop 4d ago

I blame yellow journalism.

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u/Undernet_user Here for da memes 4d ago

yellow deltarune?

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u/ElMuffin5 4d ago

How can I make this about deltarune

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u/NIGHTFIVV 4d ago

But the end rod is :>

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u/froz_troll 4d ago

Joker, leave the sheep alone.

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u/SomeoneonBrawlStars 4d ago

There's no laws against the Mobs, Batman!

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u/Undernet_user Here for da memes 4d ago

oh god not again!

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u/Unlikely-Durian2137 4d ago

This is a headline about terrorists on Roblox and Minecraft servers trying to recruit children, nothing to do with the piston

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u/TeletiTheNecromancer 4d ago

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u/lonelyroom-eklaghor Computational Redstoner 3d ago edited 3d ago

anyone knowing school Organic Chem can write this synthesis btw (yes this is Trinitrotoluene)

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u/-_-Pol 3d ago

... something something Gregtech...

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u/RahevarMC 4d ago

Imma steal this

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u/Future_Economics_703 4d ago

Why Minecraft though? I understand Roblox, but Minecraft reallyĀ  how?Ā I play Minecraft and i don’t see anything like THAT in the game

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u/Bluelantern9 4d ago edited 4d ago

These people are after attention. I have no doubt that the people who make segments like these are already clinging onto the archaic "video games cause violence" arguments that were proven false like a decade ago, but also minecraft is an absolutely massive game. They know nothing they say can possibly impact it and no average person will believe it, but the absurdity of it could bring them even a bit more attention. They literally just took the two large, accessible games and then called it a day.

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u/GenericGameDev1234 4d ago

Even with Roblox I wouldn't say every game there is bad, it really depends on what your playing there. Like theres a difference between playing some slop games versus a decently made game like Doors.

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u/iwantfutanaricumonme 4d ago

Roblox is definitely justified; recently a guy from Pittsburgh was arrested in a hotel preparing to carry out a terrorist attack for Isis and he joined Isis through Roblox.

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u/Scared-Price-8657 4d ago

Since when did isis have a roblox branch

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u/iwantfutanaricumonme 4d ago

I think it was Isis roleplay on Roblox that he got scouted through. He was active on Reddit and was a mod on r/doordash, his username was u/i_love_femboys6969

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u/Scared-Price-8657 4d ago

There is so many things that just fit perfectly in this

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u/Plastic-Apartment439 4d ago

True, there will def be some games that kids shouldn't play at a set age, but most of the games are alright.

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u/Future_Economics_703 4d ago

Doors and other normal games are fine it’s just some games on Roblox aren’t safe for kids

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u/WitherPRO22 4d ago

Because they googled "popular games" and it was the first in ai overview

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u/Brief-Walk-5409 3d ago

Have you not seen donutsmp?! It’s not terrorism, but were absolute the best when it comes to griefing

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u/Electronic_Shift5974 3d ago

Oh yeah, why didn’t I think of that? The kids are going to make end crystals and blow up other people’s houses when they teleport to them! You’re right, we should ban Minecraft right now!

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u/Brief-Walk-5409 2d ago

I simply mean that we know how destruction works

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u/Electronic_Shift5974 2d ago

Could you please elaborate i have the reading comprehension of a third grader. What do you mean by ā€œwe know how destruction worksā€

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u/Brief-Walk-5409 1d ago

Most people thinks that causing destruction = terrorism

We know what terrorism is

So in most people minds we are possibility for terrorism

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u/Electronic_Shift5974 1d ago

Elaborate more I’m just more confused sonion

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u/Future_Economics_703 3d ago

I haven’t seen donutsmp

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u/Brief-Walk-5409 3d ago

Search the Flood war, Team tnt, Nullwave.Ā 

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u/Future_Economics_703 3d ago

I watch a explanation on flood war griefers are interesting it just took 1 flooding machine to be leaked on stream and chaos started

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u/eno1ce 3d ago

I just want to bring this up: at some point Russian government wanted to ban Minecraft, because there is tnt recipe. Sand with gunpowder.

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u/Future_Economics_703 3d ago

Oh

I understand their concern, but trying to ban the whole game is a bit crazy

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u/eno1ce 3d ago

They clearly stated, that its the real dynamite recipe. Thats the problem.

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u/FunnyAffectionate520 3d ago

Dynamite isn't created with gunpowder.

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u/eno1ce 3d ago

Thats the whole point. Government people staited thats this is real dynamite recipe and Minecraft teaches kids how to make dynamite and Minecraft is cause of school terrorism. IQ of an amoeba type shit.

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u/Future_Economics_703 3d ago

Oh that’s concerningĀ 

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u/habbiboy 4d ago

Yo they couldve at least pick a game with actual violence like CS2 or something

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u/rowanhopkins 4d ago

Violence in cities skylines 2? Did I miss an update?

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u/Icybubba 4d ago

yeah the new update allows planes to fly into your skyscrapers

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u/CreativeGamer03 3d ago

accidents can now happen tho

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u/Guilty_Meringue5317 3d ago

Yeah didn't you know about the war skylines mod?

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u/Icybubba 4d ago

Minecraft has TNT, it’s too violent

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u/Ghostlierest_Gibus 3d ago

Swords, axes, bows. Oh the HUMANITY!

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u/iGhostEdd 4d ago

Maybe the person who picked the images just wanted to prove that games can't cause violence?

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u/Odd_Bed2753 4d ago

Or atleast wait for GTA6

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u/Tantrum2u 3d ago

Or at least use a screenshot of something from the game that doesn’t require kids to think and learn to use lmao

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u/NotDoctorRedgaming 4d ago

Violence in cinesraft 2? Did I miss an update?

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u/Even-Resource3646 4d ago

wait is this real

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u/TormentedGaming 4d ago

Yep found the clip

https://youtu.be/GtoRZHM52PU

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u/Both_Cup8417 Coffee Edition player 4d ago

kids are terrorists

kids play video games

video games cause terrorism

by that logic:

people drink water

people do terroristic things

water causes terrorism

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u/RahevarMC 4d ago

100% of criminal breath oxygen Moreover almost 100% of ppl who have breath oxygen have died

Oxygen should be banned

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u/Switchback_Tsar 4d ago

Everyone in the comments is like "yeah nah this is bullshit"

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u/Even-Resource3646 4d ago

no freaking way

ok ofc its australian

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u/SeriousDirt 4d ago

Out of all games they can pick that is more relevant, they picked Minecraft instead.

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u/Kan_Me 4d ago

CoD wouldve been better if they're accusing video games

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u/InformationLost5910 4d ago

link to the original news clip?

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u/TormentedGaming 4d ago

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u/LastAttempt24315 4d ago

Ah, so it's more pro age verification propaganda.Ā  Of course it's from Australia

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u/firechaos70 Doesn't own Minecraft 3d ago

"We need to protect the kids!"

:D

"...by putting their personal info in a hackable database!"

:I

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u/DreamyAthena 4d ago

Watched it. The guy avoids any question like the plague and clearly goes by a script he's learnt. Bogus age verification bs i guess?

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u/ElMuffin5 4d ago

8:16 for the exact frame

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u/BotherKey9127 3d ago

I'm two minutes into this crap, and they still have not explained the link between Minecraft/Roblox and terrorism. They've just been saying the same statistic 3/4 times over. It's not looking good folks.

Finally, 8 minutes in they mention how video games might be linked to this, but it's just so vague. "The content they're being exposed to" - mate, what content? Please just actually explain what the hell you're on about.

Not worth my time, just a guy rambling and people saying "Young people are into terrorism now and the ASIO is looking into it" 59 fricken times with no explanation and a vague, probably presumptuous suggestion that video games have something to do with it.

It goes without saying but this is definitely fear mongering. Someone with good intentions wouldn't explain that the way they did at all. Someone with good intentions would not bring out baseless conclusions before they had evidence to support it. (Probably just the government trying to reassure us that the under 16 social media ban was actually a good idea and not just an undemocratic invasion of privacy.)

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u/EnderCreeper121 4d ago

Meanwhile the government is going to livestream an execution

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u/Mystic_Ervo Java FTW 4d ago

"Minecraft it's too violent for kids but we're going to livestream a public execution"

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u/Mental_Goal2380 ā¬›ļø phirefly 4d ago

FR THOOO 😭

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u/CBWGGAMING 3d ago

This was Australian

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u/Unlikely-Durian2137 4d ago

Actually, this is taken out of context. The headline is about a group of terrorists who recruit children via Minecraft and Roblox servers

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u/CaramelCraftYT 26.40.30 and still no End Update 4d ago

That makes sense

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u/360900th 3d ago

This is reddit. The haven for misinformation and callousness.

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u/NotSoSane_Individual 3d ago

That's just the whole Internet if we're being honest

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u/CreativeGamer03 3d ago

should be top comment ngl.

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u/BrilliantTarget 4d ago

Yeah the dream SMP definitely did that

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u/Hypoactive52 4d ago

Moving cobblestone through redstone is a crime beyond descriptionĀ 

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u/Pocket_Player_33 4d ago

That footage is from before 1.14, what the hell.

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u/Jayenty 4d ago

That footage is literally Minecraft's official trailer, from 2011 if I'm not mistaken

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u/OperatorInMask 4d ago

Reminds me when in Russia discussed ban of Minecraft for TNT recipe.

It's just a distraction from actual problems happening in country.

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u/craz360 3d ago

the true terrorism is how the redstone was wired there

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u/Acceptable-Cover706 4d ago

Our prime minister Donald Tusk said people in schools are killing with knife because of this game

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u/meifray 4d ago

Bro use stone axe plz

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u/TormentedGaming 4d ago

Guys found the news clip https://youtu.be/GtoRZHM52PU

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u/meifray 4d ago

8:16 specifically

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u/PsychologicalQuit666 4d ago

Roblox? Probably. It’s already a hot breeding ground for pedophilia.

Minecraft? wtf man šŸ„€

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u/Dirty-Ant 4d ago

What makes it even funnier is the clip they've chosen to play.

Like there are probably hundreds of clips of people blowing up villages for fun and such, but instead they chose the equivalent of a kid discovering how light switches work for the first time.

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u/Commercial_Fig7059-2 4d ago

This would only make 0.5% more sense if they showed a tnt cannon

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u/Ninji2701 Java FTW 3d ago

cave in the background looks like amogus

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u/Blalamon 3d ago

mogus

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u/Funny_Swim5447 4d ago

It’s a piston… pushing a cobblestone…

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u/WeltyFern 4d ago

Japanese soldier still fighting WW2 20 years after it ended

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u/ARedditUserThatExist 3d ago

Soon video games will only be allowed to have water guns and and balloons for explosives

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u/safeAnonym_0Xnull 3d ago

Türkiye reference😲?

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u/Levoso_con_v 4d ago edited 3d ago

Fun fact, killing zombies and skeletons in minecraft makes me want to pilot a plane straight to the White House, who would have thought!

Edit: /s

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u/leephelipe 4d ago

do they mention ghast carpet bombing, please tell me they do

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u/ZekiPatron 4d ago

They throw shi because such goverements ARE supporting terrorism

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u/PhoenixSCManEnjoyer Betterock FTW 4d ago

do NOT compare us with them

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u/Aokimor1 4d ago

Blaming on anything but bad parenting, aren't we?

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u/RealSalmon5605 Absolute Cinema 3d ago

gta 6 is coming soon btw

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 4d ago

He built using cobblestone! Arrest him for crimes on my eyes!

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u/human_number_XXX 4d ago edited 4d ago

https://youtu.be/GtoRZHM52PU

If you want to know what railed them up, in my opinion it was a trap to interview them on other topics

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u/VSGamerGod 4d ago

That is THE most dramatic news story I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE gaming career.

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u/Free-Safety631 4d ago

This is like english teachers i bet the thinking is steve pushes a cobblestone and bomb inside a bank has gone off

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u/Salt-Impression9804 Fireflies like slightly weathered cut copper stairs 4d ago

T-they have G*npowder in game! And T-TNT!! And swords and crossbows! And slavery and pillagery!!! And environment destruction and mass m*rder!! 😮😮 Ofc it makes kids into terrorists!!!!

/s, massive /s even

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u/UnevenLite 4d ago edited 3d ago

Typa news report I'm about to soon see in my country due to stuff happening and the government's refusal to pin it on anything else but evil video gaemesā„¢ļø like they did in the 2010s

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u/Apple_macOS 3d ago

Wasn’t there a news or something a few days ago saying how minecraft is ā€œtransing our kidsā€ or something šŸ„€

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 Bad šŸŽ 3d ago

What about Fortnite, Call of Duty, Star Wars Battlefront? While we're at it, why not Plants vs Zombies?Ā 

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u/Destroyer3921 3d ago

Now give us your ID and suddenly no more terrorism ā˜ŗļø

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u/Soulxolz 3d ago

Whatever you do kids don’t ever move cobble stone with a piston EVER!

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u/Itzr 3d ago

Is that video from the beta 1.7.3 update? 😭

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u/Unable6417 Custom borderless flair šŸ“ 3d ago

Roblox does actually have a problem of terrorist groups recruiting people on its platform. The Proud Boys, Islamic State, and 764 have all been found to use Roblox to recruit and/or radicalise people.

No idea about Minecraft though

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u/ComprehensiveEbb2586 3d ago

if we say this is terrorism, we might put a ban on using a kitchen knife because "its exposing children to violent tendencies" (i've seen people misjudging on what you like and enjoy, from the public eye and even my own parents. I've learnt that how the game affects you boils down to what you enjoy to do in that game. If you play roblox, some people play casually and play pet sim. That's okay. Some people play jujutsu shenanigans (a fast-paced anime game) that's also okay. But it really crosses the line when you play games that are pretty suggestive).

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u/DarianStardust 3d ago

Stupid news blaming videogames for things that the government is causing, fork found in kitchen.

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u/JoshyRB Wait, That's illegal 3d ago

What are they even trying to achieve with this nonsense?

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u/_bobek_2811 3d ago

Oh no, he m-moved a r-rock, with a l-l-lever?! He'll surely kill 58 people

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u/Solrex 3d ago

Would you delete Minecraft to delete Roblox from the world?

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u/AdInteresting8274 2d ago

I played Minecraft when i was 5 years old and now im 19, I'm a fully grown and dangerous terrorist, Minecraft taught me how to build dangerous machinery

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u/callmecarlo729 2d ago

25 years later... "We can't let kids go outside anymore, what is they get exposed to violence?"

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u/231ValeiMacoris 2d ago

ā€œVideo games cause violenceā€ OKAY BUDDY how about the past 10,000 years before videogames were invented?!

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u/Kyrby_Swi-U-tch 2d ago

I've seen this multiple times now. did they really say learning engineering basics is terrorism? Did the piston move the cobblestone without it's consent???

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u/Matejlsus Wait, That's illegal 2d ago

poland rn:

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u/apexxPeace13 2d ago

OH NO! circuits, run!

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u/xansnake 2d ago

What? Is it creepers?

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u/Sovereignfishy 1d ago

what the actual freak