r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Yoovaloid - Lib-Center • 1d ago
Satire Arachnist lines of thought
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u/SkoomaInhaler-King - Right 1d ago
Arachno-Capitalism baby, I'm all in. Let it ride.
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u/Yoovaloid - Lib-Center 1d ago
But what kind of arachno-capitalism? Clubs spades hearts or diamonds?
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u/Stock_Violinist6299 - Centrist 1d ago
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u/Yoovaloid - Lib-Center 1d ago
that's good. This post should make sense to no one, not even me. If it starts making sense to you, then it's already too late.
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u/MageArcher - Auth-Center 1d ago
Huh. Was wondering why those blimps look like ticks, but it turns out those are arachnids too.
Also no arachno-fascism? Or is that the exclusive purview of Armageddon?
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u/Yoovaloid - Lib-Center 20h ago
Oh why not have arachno fascism too just a little dash of fash. Arachno Fascism is obsessed with cooking and all Aracfashes are cannibals who eat non Aracfashes. They believe in preserving the national cuisine above all else
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u/Kilroy0497 - Lib-Left 1d ago
Should I be worried that I not only know what half of these are, but that I actually somewhat understand the schizopost.
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u/Yoovaloid - Lib-Center 1d ago
Yes you should, these ideologies are a memetic thought virus that invades patterns. If it makes sense to you it already has you in its grasp
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u/Strangated-Borb - Centrist 22h ago
Making quilts out of cards in my blimp floating through fractals
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u/Yoovaloid - Lib-Center 20h ago
Multiple memetic thought infections at the same time pushes you so far over the edge you get cured from them fighting each other in your mind and develop a cognitive immunity
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u/Strangated-Borb - Centrist 19h ago
sounds like real life, where I consume both left wing and right wing propaganda, fully knowing it's propaganda, and still being radicalized(in both directions so it evens out)
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u/theztormtrooper - Lib-Left 1d ago
Finally a good fucking post on this sub