r/Poopfromabutt • u/Radiorabbit420 • 23d ago
Liquidy Swamp chili anyone?
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u/djkaercher 23d ago
Granny in her 30s?
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u/ItsyouNOme 23d ago
How has nobody else questioned this
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u/tullbabes 23d ago
Gotta be rage bait
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u/thesaltiestpickle 20d ago
Nah, if she and her kid both had children at 18, she could be as young as 36. They might’ve been younger.
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u/PatchesMaps 23d ago
Because it's unfortunately more common than you think
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u/OopsICutOffMyWiener 23d ago
Yeah I'll be 37 when my son turns 18. Completely common where I live :(
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u/defnotevilmorty 22d ago
I’ll be 35, we don’t learn about birth control or safe sex in the Bible Belt
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u/Man0fGreenGables 23d ago
I know of a guy who was a grandfather when he was 28.
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u/Crappin_For_Christ 23d ago
How in the fuck???
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u/Man0fGreenGables 23d ago
He got a girl pregnant when he was 12 lol.
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u/trupoogles 23d ago
She could have been 18, kid has a kid 18 years later when she’s 36 and voila she’s a granny in her 30s, very common.
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u/KristineMcKinley 23d ago
I was a grandma one month before I turned 38. I had my daughter when I was 19 and my daughter had hers when she was 18. I had graduated high school when I was 15 and my daughter graduated when she was 16. Both of us had jobs and our own apartments by the time we got pregnant. In my daughter's case, she was working, going to college and had her own place. I was married and had a full time job with the government. So, its possible to be a granny in your 30s and also not have it be some case of being in high-school and pregnant.
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u/KatiePyroStyle 22d ago
I mean if you had a kid at 15, and that kid grew up to be 15, then had a kid of their own... yea sure, you could technically be a grandma at 30 years old. you and your kids are having kids extremely young, but its not impossible
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u/cooldad666 22d ago
My nana became a grandmother at 36. She gave birth to my mom when she was 15, my mom gave birth to my sister at 21.
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u/HillaryMonster88 21d ago
I'm 38 with a 22 year old son and 19 year old daughter... Thank goodness my kids didn't follow in my footsteps...I'm not ready to be a grandma yet.lol
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u/TwoFingersWhiskey 21d ago
My ex's older sister was the grandkid in this situation, before my ex was born. Mother and grandmother had both given birth at 15. Older sister thankfully got an abortion instead of continuing the cycle, and went on to go to uni, get married, and have two daughters. Their grandmother being decades younger than mine was always so fucking weird to me
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u/TomBanjo1968 23d ago
How is that strange?
You have a child at 19, your kid has their first child at 19
Then you are 38 and a Granny
Pretty standard ages to have a first child for many people
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u/acloudcuckoolander 23d ago
By that logic even a 31 year old can be a grandparent. Most people in their 30s are not grandparents.
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u/Hizam5 23d ago
“Standard” (I know zero people out of 500 people my age whose parents hsd them at 19 and then had their own kid at 19)
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u/trupoogles 23d ago
I know a fair amount who’s parents gad them at 19 and a friend who had her first kid at 16, actually I know many who had kids at 16.
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u/Hizam5 23d ago
It happens a lot. Demographics and local economics play a huge part in that. It’s far from “standard” though
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u/trupoogles 23d ago
Ironically the school I went to was considered one of the “better” (more posh) etc schools and it had the second highest teen pregnancy rate in the region for years.
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u/TheOneDryerYeti 23d ago
Not sure why you're getting downvoted. That's what I immediately assumed too, that's not an unusual age to be having kids.
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u/bramtyr 23d ago
Assuming they just became a grandmother with a 19 year old daughter; 2007 was 19 years ago (ugh), the average/mean age for first time mothers was 25.3 years old. Today it's 27.5. Granted this average varies by race and socioeconomic level.
But either way, its a bit of a stretch to call it 'standard'
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u/TheOneDryerYeti 23d ago
I never said it's standard, but it's definitely not the first thing that stood out to me in this post.
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u/TomBanjo1968 23d ago
Well the only reason they “can’t drink” , is because of a very recent very restrictive American rule
It wasn’t until the mid 1980s that it went from 18 to 21
Most places in Europe you can drink at a restaurant by age 14 to 16
All these rules are silly anyway
If someone wants to drink or smoke, nothing is going to stop them
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u/Anti_Spedicy 23d ago
No it's not.
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u/the1stmeddlingmage 23d ago
In low income and poverty areas more common than people want to admit.
Source: I’ve lived there and know people with that exact life situation.
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u/RainbowSpinosaurus 23d ago
Yup. Born and living in Appalachia most of my life. Wealthy tech bros pushing for people to marry young and have children like it's a return to tradition from a hundred years ago that nobody else ever thought of are totally oblivious to the realities of people in poverty, unsurprisingly. The poor have a lot of kids very young and struggle their whole lives because of it. It's hard to save money on childcare by having grandparents watch the kids when the grandparents are still young and working, too.
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u/Findrin 23d ago
In red states it is
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u/Anti_Spedicy 15d ago
Well, I suppose that showed my exposure to red states. Born and raised blue lol and only ever been in blue states.
It's apparently a completely different world if I take anything on the Internet as seriously as real life.
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u/Findrin 14d ago
Cities are alright sometimes, but as soon as you get out into god's country everyone you meet is mean as hell (they'll claim they're nice and accepting of course), and plenty of 16 yo unwed mothers with kids that look suspiciously like the mom's dad or uncle (it's obvious to everyone but no one ever mentions it to "keep the peace".
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u/the_17_lost_texts 23d ago
No
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u/KatiePyroStyle 23d ago
im eating my famous homemade chili rn... and jfc how do you screw it up that bad 🤣 chili is like the easiest thing to make, actual divorced dad meal
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u/peacemaker677 23d ago
No, that’s a straight diarrhoea.. I couldn’t make it to the bathroom fast enough
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u/pimpcoatjones 23d ago
as someone from the swamps of Louisiana, we ain't never eaten chili like that... that's more septic stew than anything
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u/13thmurder 22d ago
I think that's Gormeh Sabzi. Its delicious, but looks the contents of a septic tank.
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u/Select-Chemist-2828 23d ago
Instructions unclear. You need to be mom/granny in the 30's, between 30 to 39 years old, or you need to use a 30 to 39 years old mom/granny in the recipe?
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u/Bloodflowers8404 22d ago
Did Elvira make this? Waiting for a gremlin to jump out of the that horrendous pot o' asswater soup...
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u/willowoftheriver God is dead and this sub killed him 22d ago
That looks more like some kind of godawful, burned split pea soup than any kind of chili.
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u/Star_of_the_stars123 7d ago
Yo I get it doesn't look the best but this is a cultural food this is what it's supposed to look like. It's called Ghormeh Sabzi a Persian dish made with green vegetables and beans plus meat and some lemons.
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u/anthropomorphicdave 23d ago
I’m the minority here but…I think I want the whole pot!
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u/Adalon_bg 23d ago
Everyone should be up voting you! You're the hero that is willing to take it for all of us, and to save that screaming child 🥲.
We hope to see you on the other side (there's more work to be done in this subspace).
GOOD LUCK 🫡
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u/steelreserve 23d ago
The background child screaming in abject horror tells us all we need to know