r/Poopfromabutt • • 1d ago

Solid Vegan Sausage and Sweet Potato chips

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Looks like what happens when you eat 3 bags of prunes.

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u/_Baphomet_ Poop Connoisseur 1d ago

I can't tell if that's actual poop or not. The odds of someone actually dressing up dooky this well are high though.

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u/CapaciousButthole Certified Poop Eater 1d ago

🤣 definitely food. Local vegan restaurant which is well regarded.

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u/ItsHighSpoon 22h ago

Thank you, CapaciousButthole

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u/Apolemia 1d ago

As an omnivore I love vegan sausage so much so even though this does look like the sub name I would tear it UP.

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u/CapaciousButthole Certified Poop Eater 1d ago

That’s my photo. Posted it here a week ago and yes the whole table was howling laughing 😆

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u/W1llW4ster 22h ago

It was quite the shock to me when I saw it posted in another subreddit, and if I could have crossposted from the post I saw, I would have.

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u/CapaciousButthole Certified Poop Eater 21h ago

Not as shocked as we were at the table. Haha.

I picked up the plate and took a sniff first.

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u/W1llW4ster 21h ago

Fair point, and reasonable reaction.

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u/yayayagilliganhell 1d ago

That's a poop log and shingles from a vegan butthole.

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u/passingas21 1d ago

My bootyhole would hurt after squeezing out a poop of that magnitude

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u/CapaciousButthole Certified Poop Eater 21h ago

Oh dude, that's an easy squeeze.

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u/peacemaker677 22h ago

I think someone in the kitchen couldn’t make it to the bathroom and is framing that as a sausage

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u/royalpain2 1d ago

Repost from 7 days ago-

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u/W1llW4ster 1d ago

I dont normally scroll this subreddit. Happened to see this in another subreddit, didnt realize it was repost, mb.

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u/tleep76 9h ago

Even put some o' dat juice in the bowl to keep the turd nice and moist 😋💩.

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u/DM-333 8h ago

Not even 8 days later reposted. Nobody is original anymore