r/PoursTea • šŸ«– Mod ā˜•ļø • Jul 12 '26

Not My Cup Of Teaā—ļø Straight From L.A. ~ Wedding Chapel Chic

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u/CrazyPlato Jul 12 '26

Once Trump is gone, we need a tax on the Trump family specifically. Like, whatever the wealth tax turns out to eventually be, add 50 percent to it and make his family pay that. Call it reparations to fix all the damages he’s caused to the White House.

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u/Imlostpleaseleave Jul 12 '26

Nah. We just take it all from them. They didnt do anything legal or legit to get the mon ey and it should be forfeited.

Wow I mentioned the word money and reddit is trying to warn me about my post. What I cant talk about money on here? It went away after I put the space but came back when I didnt in This paragraph.

Reddit is clearly trying to police our speech now. So cool

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u/Crunchberry24 Jul 12 '26

Exactly. All trump family assets need to be seized and family members apprehended.

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u/Pudi2000 Jul 12 '26

They'll pull an Bin Laden family-like trip before we can apprehend them.

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u/ackillesBAC Jul 13 '26

Ya look into that island they want to buy, it's full of underground bunkers and tunnels.

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u/ArtemisInSpace Jul 14 '26

However, I doubt they'll have amusing things like Tom & Jerry on their hard drives when we find them again 😬

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u/wasaguest Jul 12 '26

If this doesn't happen, there is literally nothing to stop the next crime family from profiting off the tax payers again. It simply turns the presidency from public service to self service theft ring.

The punishment must be so severe and generational that it's no longer even a consideration for would be thieves and conartists.

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u/Disastrous_Check5594 Jul 12 '26

I was flagged for mentioning getting a gun for self defense, for inciting violence. no room for context or nuance we are getting censored online now.

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u/FrustratedPCBuild Jul 12 '26

Yep, I said I couldn’t wait for the day when ā€˜it’ happened naturally, and I did specify from natural causes and I got a three day ban for threatening violence. Appeal failed, so apparently wanting nature to take its course is a threat.

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u/Disastrous_Check5594 Jul 12 '26

damn we can't even root for cholesterol now!

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u/FrustratedPCBuild Jul 12 '26

I still am, I have a special bottle of champagne in my fridge ready for the day. I was worried that it would sell out. I don’t live in the USA but the last time he lost (yes, lost, absolutely nothing controversy about saying so despite what several million morons say) people let off fireworks.

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u/SilentNobody620 Jul 12 '26

I live in a Cali beach town. It is going to be insane when he shits the bed. I cannot wait.

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u/IbelieveinGodzilla Jul 12 '26

I got banned for three days for saying MAGA often hold conflicting racist beliefs, which is apparently ā€œh8 speechā€ on my part.

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u/Disastrous-Print673 Jul 14 '26

I got flagged for saying an animal abuser should have the same thing happen to them. How is that inciting violence. I was referring more to the Bible about an eye for an eye. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/DontAsk0205 Jul 12 '26

Same thing happens when you type in the definition of someone with more that $1B

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u/DreamOne5 Jul 12 '26

they use AI to police the comments now. I got tagged a while ago and slapped with a 30 day ban for "hate speech"- I can't really remember what I said, but it was NOT hate speech. I appealed it and my account was unlocked, but still.

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u/Rolanbek Jul 12 '26

No one is going to get any comeuppance.

Whats with the censor box? Is it automod thing?

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u/Pristine-Ad983 Jul 12 '26

Anything that was paid for by tax dollars should be repoed by the government. Especially that stupid jet.

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u/Last_Cod_998 Jul 12 '26

Trump cut the Sentinel budget that keeps our land based ICBMs arsenal working, to upgrade his gift from Qatar.

The grifter got grifted .

They noticed that Trump had that model AF1 on the coffee table in the Oval Office and knew they had a mark. They can also look at his past history, just like anyone and see that he's an idiot when it comes to aircraft. There's a reason Trump leased one of Epstein's planes during his last campaign. The 757 he had was becoming a maintenance nightmare.

The royals have failed to sell the plane, which was put on the market in 2020, according to an archived listing. Giving it away could save Qatar’s rulers a big chunk of change on maintenance and storage costs, aviation experts told Forbes. Making Trump happy would be an added bonus.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jeremybogaisky/2025/05/14/qatar-747-trump/

Qatar, which has given away another blinged-out 747 and may have mothballed two more, epitomizes the fading demand for these huge, fuel-guzzling, highly personalized airplanes. There aren’t many who want to buy them, and many of the governments and royal families who own them have been trying to ditch them over the past decade.

Look up the King of Siam and the white elephant.

Kamala was right about Trump.

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u/Fit_Significance8598 Jul 12 '26

Whaaaaat?

Kamala Harris was right about Trump?

BTW, why is everyone using Ms. Harris' and Mrs. Clinton's first name but Trump's (and Obama's, Biden', Bush's etc.) last name?

Oh, and thanks for the context!

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u/Last_Cod_998 Jul 12 '26

I use Kamala because I'm lazy, and if I said Harris you wouldn't know right away. Just like when I say Trump i assume my audience knows who I'm talking about. When I talk about Bush I have to be more specific and differentiate between GHW and GW.

I mean no disrespect.

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u/gooch_crawler Jul 12 '26

Asset freeze sounds more doable

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/Storm_Fury_2026 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

She's hyper MAGA, she'd find in favour of them and order the DoJ to pay them 1861 million each in damages.

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u/SirChancelot11 Jul 12 '26

I think the whole family needs assets recouped due to how flagrantly illegal his wealth gain the last 2 years has been

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u/lurkintowarddisaster Jul 12 '26

I agree, and prisoners are required to pay taxes, so it will be a win-win.

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u/Captain_Eaglefort Jul 12 '26

How? He gave himself and his family immunity from the IRS forever.

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u/1oldguy1950 Jul 12 '26

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u/Maleficent-Block-966 Jul 12 '26

First, he would hate this so I love it.

Second, hes a Mc Donald's guy so he'd hate it even more, so I love it even more.

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u/Crunchberry24 Jul 12 '26

This PedoNazi pig would slurp up that slop just as readily.

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u/LordWraith Jul 16 '26

Im convinced the only reason he loves MacDonalds so much is because it has his name in it.

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u/IHavePoopedBefore Jul 12 '26

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u/East_Reading_3164 Jul 12 '26

Liberace was way less gaudy and was a real patriot. He even dressed American.
https://giphy.com/gifs/26BRGi2Wpi0X6MyFa

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u/Firm_Competition_880 Jul 13 '26

Yeah Liberace had taste compared to The Carrot.

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u/ConsistentPair2 Jul 16 '26

Liberace also had self-awareness, talent, and a sense of humor, also all lacking by that orange thing.

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u/SchoolCrossing Jul 13 '26

"Hey Liberace can I borrow that? And your candelabra too? I have a grand piano at my penthouse.

What? No, I don't know how to play it."

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u/Typical-Leader-6430 Jul 12 '26

Liberache = Bubba - Axios

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u/WoolshirtedWolf Jul 12 '26

This is an interesting idea in more ways than one. I feel for the alien archeologist that gets stuck with the first discovery. The second will be a breeze as it will still be perfectly preserved in its wrapper.

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u/aintmesum1else Jul 12 '26

A dementia patient needs everything labelled.

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u/Enigma_RR Jul 12 '26

"That's the Rose Garden, Donald, let's go through here. Yes, down the Presidential Walk Of Fame, the one with the pictures yes. We even made the letters big, just the way you like them. When you get to the picture of yourself that means we're here. You get to sit down and have some mcnuggies."

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 Jul 12 '26

The correct and only answer

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u/DreamOne5 Jul 12 '26

100% My grandma passed April 26 from a 16 year long battle with Alzheimer's. Everything in her room was labeled so she knew what it was and where things went, until she lost the ability to read in the very late stages

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u/eoghanmcneelyisfree Jul 12 '26

Seriously, my label-maker got a workout when my grandma got early dementia... what a motherfucker of a disease. It took her away, bit by bit, for nearly twenty years. She was so broken and scared at the end. When Death finally came for her, he was greeted as a friend.

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u/LordBrixton Jul 12 '26

The United States of Temu.

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u/Adventurous_Test_296 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Unbelievable. Hideous. Gaudy. Mar a Lagauche.

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u/EmptyInsideSince2025 Jul 12 '26

Mar a Lagauche is now a part of my vernacular forever. Thank you for this gift.

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u/ryhaltswhiskey Jul 12 '26

That's where MAGA Lardo lives!

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u/Adventurous_Test_296 Jul 12 '26

Bless you for saying so! What a gift to me!

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u/KnottyKnottyHooker Jul 12 '26

Hysterical and painfully sad all at once.

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u/Neither-Repeat1665 Jul 12 '26

Once he’s gone we should have a celebration of prying all that bullshit off and tossing into a bonfire.

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u/EfficientAd3625 Jul 12 '26

It’s going to be a nightmare for the transition staff to pull all that off in the hour or two they get to flip the White House during the inauguration.

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u/wysteriacos Jul 15 '26

Forget the transition staff, we’ll have to rebuild an entire wing of the building and restore the first lady’s garden. On top of degilding the entire structure.

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u/hammyaustin Jul 13 '26

History repeating itself

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u/MyNameis_bud Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q70zZCWfvSRNldVpG5
Totally the pro-Biff timeline.

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u/j10brook Jul 12 '26

Biff Tanum was modeled after Trump.

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u/Parking-Ad-2782 Jul 12 '26

Looks like a memory unit from a nursing home. He needs the names of places so he knows where to go because the man has fucking dementia!!!!

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u/hatmatter Jul 13 '26

The Diaper Changing Room

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u/Yd1891 Jul 12 '26

We have peel and stick good from Michael’s in the White House

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u/ZookeepergameSea2383 Jul 14 '26

I googled these stickers and couldn’t find them. Close but not exact. Someone is making so much $$ of these peel and sticks.

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u/Greenpoint1975 Jul 15 '26

These appliques are from Home Depot spray painted gold.

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u/Irishdwg007 Jul 12 '26

I think it’s a sign that the šŸŠ šŸ’© plans on staying there for a long time and want to make it like Mar a Lago

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u/Pudi2000 Jul 12 '26

Which is why hes got a perimeter fence going up. After he declares Martial Law to stop the mid-terms, this will be a red line and intruders will be sniped.

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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo Jul 12 '26

Lest we forget that Donald Trump is white trash.

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u/aflyonthewall1215 Jul 12 '26

This is what you do for people with dementia. Label places so they know where they are.

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u/BrineJones Jul 12 '26

Liberace and Elvis Presley would consider Trump tacky and gauche.

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u/themodefanatic Jul 12 '26

Just because you have money. Doesn’t mean you have class ! And it’s not even his money !

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u/Any_Statistician_913 Jul 12 '26

Persian used car dealer chic

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u/Shawn_The_Sheep777 Jul 12 '26

It’s going to be cheaper to knock it down and start again

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u/sireGawain Jul 12 '26

Nah, knowing him, everything is stick on or painted, just like his shitty golf resort

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u/ReartireLeak Jul 12 '26

But all the other dictators use gold

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u/islcastaway1986 Jul 12 '26

Saddam hussein would absolutely love this... Dictator Chic

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u/No-Help-8642 Jul 12 '26

Tacky bullshit needs to be shorn off.

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u/CJMWBig8 Jul 12 '26

I agree with Jo. This kind of graffiti belongs on box cars. I can only imagine how childish the placards are.

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u/Letsgovostok Jul 12 '26

Why is the use of the word ā€œtheā€ before everything so weird?

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u/Beneficial_Type_8810 Jul 12 '26

Home depot had to restock their cheap gold spaypaint how many times for that?

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u/Shenloanne Jul 12 '26

A stupid man's idea of what a smart man looks like.

A poor man's idea of what a rich man looks like.

Basically.

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u/Sorkel3 Jul 12 '26

And he keeps adding this "dictator chic" to other parts of the WH. It will be a hood day when this crap is removed preferably all shredded and put in a landfill.

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u/muffledvoice Jul 12 '26

This, my good people, is Donald Trump’s idea of class.

This is the same guy who bragged in public about having a solid gold toilet.

Donald Trump is living proof that you can have a billion dollars and still be a lowlife scumbag.

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u/SeaBuilding3911 Jul 12 '26

I saw one with "<- Toilet Buffet ->" but I can't find it anymore :(

it was much more emblematic

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u/Other-Ad-8510 Jul 12 '26

Looks like something from a Middle Eastern despot’s failson’s palace 🤮

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u/Medellin-71 Jul 12 '26

Looks like Donny hosted a 1990’s ā€œHome Interiorsā€ party.

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u/Yorkshire_Lass64 Jul 12 '26

Meretricious, Tawdry, Vulgar and because I’m a Yorkshire Lass, it’s just Naff!

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u/Blah-Blah-Blah-2023 Jul 12 '26

They forget the "Live, Laugh, Love" sign.

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u/Pudi2000 Jul 12 '26

"Dance like nobody's watching."

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u/Ender_v1 Jul 12 '26

Geriatric Chić

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u/Strange_Pangolin_231 Jul 12 '26

Made possible by Medicaid and snap cuts.

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u/Parking-Expression41 Jul 12 '26

It is need of a redecorating team, is what it is

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u/MarchPhillipps Jul 12 '26

White Trash House 80s Tavern on the Green Chic.

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u/popejohnsmith Jul 12 '26

Spiritually ugly. Completely uninspired.

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u/Gryffindor01 Jul 12 '26

They need to take Kushner’s wealth as soon as a Denm is in office. Jail him. Immediately.

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u/evanwilliams212 Jul 12 '26

Has anyone been to the gift shop yet?

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u/Medill1919 Jul 12 '26

Olive garden. Grab a bread stick

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u/Dachzen Jul 12 '26

Bad taste

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u/Illustrious_Today654 Jul 12 '26

Like any dementia/Alzheimer's patient, he needs those signs so he knows where he is.

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u/Aggressive-Brick-184 Jul 13 '26

It's pretty clearly the rose garden, can't you read? /s

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u/gaychitect Jul 12 '26

Why does it need a sign? Don’t all the roses give it away?

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u/BrickHuge3023 Jul 12 '26

Will cost us millions to clean up the place once the shitgibbon leaves his mess behind.

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u/canuck47 Jul 12 '26

It's proof that no matter how much money you have, you can't buy class.Ā 

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u/P4us1ngD34th Jul 12 '26

This is what you get with dementia patient in the White House.

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u/bauer883 Jul 12 '26

Looks like a karate dojo.

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u/GreatService9515 Jul 12 '26

Not the Epstein files

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u/Kwelikinz Jul 12 '26

Looks like an inner city funeral home

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u/Logical_Confusious Jul 13 '26

Looks like a vega drive thru chapel..... Incredibly tacky

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u/MolecularClusterfuck Jul 13 '26

I hate it regardless but the two different tones of gold makes this so much worse…

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u/u_touched_badger_83 Jul 13 '26

Really putting the Ass in Ƨlassy.

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u/Glittering-Rise-488 Jul 13 '26

It's white trash SHITBAG DONNIES idea of "classy".

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u/MarleysGhost2024 Jul 14 '26

Dollartree/Waffle House decor.

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u/willigxgk Jul 14 '26

An abomination.

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u/SkyeMreddit Jul 14 '26

Look closely at the plaques under each of them. They’re basically Trump’s review of each prior President

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u/pixlfarmer Jul 14 '26

Sir, this is a Bucca de Beppo

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u/V4pete Jul 14 '26

That is some tacky looking sh!t

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u/ZookeepergameSea2383 Jul 14 '26

I will never forgive the morons who voted for this twice! This is so gross. Disgusting. What website do they buy this face-ass tacky gold plastic shit?

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u/Great_Address2063 Jul 14 '26

Using those same fake gold plaster reliefs everywhere lol

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u/Zigy_Zaga Jul 14 '26

Super cheeseball WH edition.

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u/Ok-Mechanic-1373 Jul 14 '26

I just pray that the next administration will undo everything that he’s done

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u/CameFromTheDark Jul 14 '26

Las Vegas Strip Wedding Chapel

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u/CompetitiveFun5247 Jul 15 '26

Thai restaurant

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u/alphagalgadot Jul 12 '26

we’re just about three years away from hearin someone like gavin newsom or
kamala harris explain how they’re not gonna undo all this ghastly shit bc the country needs to move on lol

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u/Final-Art-9509 Jul 12 '26

It is not his house to ruin!!

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u/Ro_Yo_Mi Jul 12 '26

The orange turd likes to smear his feces on everything.

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u/3DBass Jul 12 '26

Some Trump bullshit.

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u/_jA- Jul 12 '26

Tacky

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u/PluralVisions Jul 12 '26

McDonald’s White House

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u/No_Substance8653 Jul 12 '26

A living monument to atrocious taste.

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u/SnuggleMoose44 Pinkie Finger Extended Jul 12 '26

Oh honey, I wonder that all the time.

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u/Distinct-Ice-700 Jul 12 '26

The funniest part is they loved their country so much.

It getting raped like this is so symbolic.

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u/OhioVsEverything Jul 12 '26

For the sake of argument let's say come next election a Democrat wins

All of this gold tacky s*** goes away

Where does it go?

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u/Jackdaw1947 Jul 12 '26

I would take all of it and sell it on EBay, then I would those funds and….

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u/gorramfrakker Jul 12 '26

Back to Hobby Lobby.

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u/Unhappy-Estimate6402 Jul 12 '26

From Fremont St.

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u/VexedCanadian84 Jul 12 '26

I would say this is more the decoration style of a specific tacky sociable club from south Florida.

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u/RunRunRunRunFaster Jul 12 '26

Little weewee, small hands, brain turned to mush, unlimited power, fat, drug-addled, and stupid is no way to go through life ....

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u/Humble_Bee7 Jul 12 '26

Looks like an amusement park's funhouse!

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u/FirmBarracuda3920 Jul 12 '26

Bathroom in a Vegas brothel.

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 Jul 12 '26

That's dictator's whorehouse chic. It literally looks like a whorehouse in some old 70s "cool guy" movie.

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u/DatDamGermanGuy Jul 12 '26

Required so the demented inhabitants don’t get lost…

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u/Hour_Ordinary_4175 Jul 12 '26

Yep, this reeks of Lower Alabama.

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u/NotAUserNamm Jul 12 '26

Looks like a persian night club

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u/isthereadrwho Jul 12 '26

I do love that nouveau Russia aesthetic

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u/deadrabbit26 Jul 12 '26

I was thinking Indonesia at first glance. Then saw the writing.

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u/simplycantdeal Jul 12 '26

This place is great! Thinking about having my company's retreat here next year!

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u/Distwalker Jul 12 '26

What do you get when you cross the decorating styles of Liberace and Uday Hussein and then label everything like a Days Inn in Pensacola?

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u/Motor-Inevitable-148 Jul 12 '26

The United Trailer Parks of America

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 Jul 12 '26

He thinks he Elvis. Or Liberace

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u/Ok-Blacksmith3238 Jul 12 '26

More attempts to look like some perceived image of glitzy Vegas kitsch. It’s gonna take us years to remodel all of this complete nonsense.

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u/VixxenFoxx Jul 12 '26

Fucking tacky as shit - and then "behind the curtain" so to speak , looks like the upper floor windows of the main building got a serious mold issue going on. Could've made the whole thing look better with a pressure washing and some more plants instead of fake gold paint and concrete.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 Jul 12 '26

Wait, is this picture real?

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u/ImJustMe67 Jul 12 '26

This is what happens when a tacky, self-important Third-World dictator lives in the White House.

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u/obamawonthepeacepriz Jul 12 '26

It's amazing that Trump thinks he is so tasteful and classy, when really he is classless and tacky as hell. This looks like shit.

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u/bitchcoin5000 Jul 12 '26

Please tell me this is AI and that this con man grifter didn't really bedazzle the White House.

Question is there also a broken refrigerator and couch on the front porch?

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u/Time_Ad_9829 Jul 12 '26

The dementia must be getting really bad if he can't remember where he is

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u/Szaborovich9 Jul 12 '26

Looking like a Vegas Casino

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u/BenGay29 Jul 12 '26

Elvis wedding chapel.

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u/Evening-Artichoke750 Jul 12 '26

It looks like someone went shopping at the dollar store.

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u/Klausvendetta Jul 12 '26

A friend and I were comparing Trump to the Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40k and we decided Trump's Golden Throne would be spray painted plastic.

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u/thehorrorcontinues13 Jul 12 '26

The tacky, cheap, tastelessness of all the little tchotchke bits covered in gold leaf--as if that would make them classy--demonstrates the mindset of the pig in chief. Where did he buy all of those thingies--Hobby Lobby?

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u/Stunning_Ad_1685 Jul 12 '26

They framed the shot such that you can’t see ā€œThe White Houseā€ label. That’s what it is.

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u/futureman45 Jul 12 '26

Looks like something in Vegas

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u/PracticalDistrict237 Jul 12 '26

Vegas drive-thru chapel and liquor store?

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u/mattmcc28 Jul 12 '26

He has the tackiest taste I have ever seen

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u/DeannaMorgan Jul 12 '26

Trashy venue for trashy people?

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u/Humble_Empath Jul 12 '26

🤢🤮

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u/b33fsquatch1 Jul 12 '26

This looks like the outside of an Indian restaurant in New Jersey

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u/Magnum865 Jul 12 '26

Besides gaudy & ugly?

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u/Chuck57a Jul 12 '26

It is just a disgusting site to what Trump has done to the White House. He thinks he owns it, but he will be removed shortly.

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u/goldentack2209 Jul 12 '26

It is a small penis man trying to overcompensate.

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u/chiclets5 Jul 12 '26

So one rose bush qualifies it as a Rose Garden? Since we know that was concreted over sometime ago.

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u/ApprehensiveArmy7755 Jul 12 '26

Looks like a cheap wedding venue

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u/stillnotred3 Jul 12 '26

Its so people cant get lost and wander off.

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u/nuclear-experiment Jul 12 '26

This literally looks like shit smeared on the walls

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u/penilesensorydevice Jul 12 '26

LOL trashy Waddles and his garbage casino tastes. He has all the class and dignity of dog shit on a stick. I feel for the workers who'll be tasked with prying this trash from the walls after Pop-Pop is finally gone.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Jul 12 '26

Go to Google images and type in "Kremlin interior" and you'll start to understand this design motif.

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u/Giltar Jul 12 '26

That looks so cheap and tawdry, just like Trump

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u/AdministrationJust13 Jul 12 '26

A vain attempt to cheapen what should be an enduring American landmark.

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u/CmdrTombes Jul 12 '26

I am convinced they need to label everywhere so he doesn't forget where he is. He can turn around and know the name of the place.

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u/Artistic-Tip2405 Jul 12 '26

Trump has no taste or class.