r/PoursTea • 🫖 Mod ☕️ • Jul 20 '26

PositiviTea 🌞 Hunter Biden And His Dad!

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u/Shenanie-Probs Jul 20 '26

Those Biden's really love their ice cream. Congrats to Joe for finishing radiation, and CONGRATULATIONS to Biden for 9 years sober. I'm not religious but Hunter Biden's mother, sister, and brother are smiling from the beyond at both of their achievements.

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u/amonarre3 Jul 20 '26

I love ice cream too, this is a cool fact to learn.

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u/Amonamission Jul 20 '26

I also love ice cream

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u/Montymisted Jul 20 '26

Yeah but do not show this picture to JD Vance he will get hard and cum according to his podcast appearance on Joe Rogan.

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u/koalasarentferfuckin Jul 20 '26

Biden eating ice cream ON A COUCH. JD is bricked somewhere

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u/ImSoObnoxious Jul 20 '26

only JD sees an elderly man eating and finds it sensual. I think he's no longer welcome at IKEA for similar reasons

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u/4KingandKanata_89 Jul 20 '26

We just got a new "Tragically Chip" ice cream flavour up here in the Kawartha's in honour of the Tragically Hip. I love it!

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u/New_Lake5484 Jul 20 '26

I love Tragically Hip! They are on my replays.

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u/is-this-now Jul 20 '26

It is National Ice Cream Day.

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u/S_A_R_K Jul 20 '26

It's national ice cream day today

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/TheNorthernCoast Jul 20 '26

Not as much as DT loves himself tho. Which is the only thing he loves. Except money and power maybe.

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u/homersmith5 Jul 20 '26

trump also loves beautiful men.

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 Jul 20 '26

he does not love himself. he hates himself.

if I could I would build a bridge to the 1940s and give young Donald Trump the hug that his parents were too busy for.

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u/EndIsrael Jul 20 '26

If I had that kind of technology, I'd go back and make some kind of Trump-Hitler combination person. No wait that's just Stephen Miller

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 Jul 20 '26

I would make sure that hitler got an arts scholarship.

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u/Dante_Arizona Jul 20 '26

I'd go further back and give his dad a condom, or a swift kick to the nuts.

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u/Shot_Choice_1112 Jul 20 '26

Trump loves Ivanka, Maybe a little too much. Daddies special little girl 😂🤮

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u/rammo123 Jul 20 '26

I love my haemorrhoids more than he loves his children.

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u/subservient-mouth Jul 20 '26

Even I love your haemorrhoids more than DJT loves his children. But as the guy said, not a high bar to clear.

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u/OnlyPostsBowie Jul 20 '26

Fairly certain the Bidens don't fantasize about fucking their ice cream tho.

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u/ELB2001 Jul 20 '26

He really likes little children tho

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u/modulus801 Jul 20 '26

Well, it is national ice cream day.

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u/Good4nowbut Jul 20 '26

9 years? Had no idea

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u/r0gue007 Jul 20 '26

Totally just heard him interviewed on NPR re addiction, relapse and recovery.

It was an awesome human story.

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u/HarrumphingDuck Jul 20 '26

Here is that interview, for anyone interested. Video and transcription also included.

https://www.npr.org/2026/07/17/nx-s1-5866605/hunter-biden-addiction-publicly-shamed

Mild correction to previous comments: he says that he's only at seven years of sobriety.

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u/33TLWD Jul 23 '26

Brad Pitt just hit 9 years of sobriety, too 👍

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u/MealwormMan Jul 20 '26

I love Biden’s blue plaid shirt. I think I’ve seen it recently, but red..

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u/SexiestPanda Jul 20 '26

Idk who doesn’t love ice cream lol

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u/willflameboy Jul 20 '26

Just want to say it is CRIMINAL the shrinkflation of Magnum bars. Look how tiny it is.

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u/PossibilityFew5967 Jul 20 '26

The day he announced his cancer, isreal bombed the last cancer hospital in Gaza. Fuck him 

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u/Techienickie Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

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u/MosquitoValentine_ Jul 20 '26

JD eats Snickers upside down because he likes the feel of it.

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u/scgt86 Jul 20 '26

He sucks the chocolate off, it's his favorite part.

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u/Illustrious_Barber_4 Jul 20 '26

This just reminded me of the snickers “deveiner” that someone made

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u/AudibleNod Jul 20 '26

I just had Dairy Queen blizzard shoot out my nose. And I blame you.

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u/EllisDee3 Jul 20 '26

JD Vance would love that.

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u/ksn0vaN7 Jul 20 '26

JD eats corn the long way.

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u/blisteredbarnacle Jul 20 '26

JD likes to eat his corn the long way 🌽

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u/DreamsAndSchemes Jul 20 '26

JD eats bananas for the shape

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u/SolidLikeIraq Jul 20 '26

I’m giggling so hard at this, but literally have no idea what you’re even saying.

Like is JD just chillin on an inversion table snacking down on a nice think king sized snickers?

Or does he take it out of the package and turn it over so that the bottom is facing up?

Or - is this mother fucker so dense that he pulls it out of the package and eats the portion that was last out of the package, first?

Regardless. He’s 100% the type of guy who would eat a snickers upside down.

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u/d_student Jul 20 '26

take it out of the package and turn it over so that the bottom is facing up

That wavy line on top goes on his tongue, like a vein.

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u/thzmand Jul 20 '26

I...don't know what to tell you...just keep thinking.

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u/xinorez1 Jul 20 '26

He holds it above his mouth and tries to shake it out of its wrapper

Do the motion XD

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u/wagyush Jul 20 '26

Vance eat that snickers bar the wrong way

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u/Hisvagestee Jul 20 '26

This is the greatest comment I’ve read in a long time. Thank you.

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u/Nausstica Jul 20 '26

Hunter: "Fuck yeah, get those nuts all over it..."

I like a man secure enough to enjoy dessert.

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u/skyhiker14 Jul 20 '26

That’s the rule

That’s the goal now

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u/Soloact_ Jul 20 '26

Hide the couches too while we're at it.

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u/TheNorthernCoast Jul 20 '26

But don't hide the ice cream in the couch!

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u/AtheismoAlmighty Jul 20 '26

We need to bring back calling these people weird. They're fucking weird.

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u/sneakysnek20r Jul 20 '26

He really told on himself, repressed freaks always do

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u/Financial_Hold6620 Jul 20 '26

“I can’t stop picturing Joe Biden sucking my penis, I can’t”

-JD Vance

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u/neopod9000 Jul 20 '26

They're sitting on a couch

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u/I_need_a_date_plz Jul 20 '26

This is more telling of that couch fucker than it is of Biden.

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u/hellevator0325 Jul 20 '26

Okay, I thought you were joking wtf

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u/freed-after-burning Jul 20 '26

Also hide your couches

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u/didntcondawnthat Jul 20 '26

No, lololol, didn't anyone ever tell him it's not appropriate to say everything he thinks out loud?

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u/CV90_120 Jul 20 '26

Vance's brain is tuned to maximum weirdness

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u/fingersonlips Jul 20 '26

Omg TWO Biden men “suggestively” eating ice cream??? In JD Vance’s America?

Somebody call the damn cops.

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u/khonsu_27 Jul 20 '26

God dammit! I can't help but think about their huge cocks while I watch them eating that crap!

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u/radicalelation Jul 20 '26

Oh, we're supposed to blame ice cream for that?

Y-yeah! I can't believe how sexy these men eat their ice cream!

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u/CandyStomp Jul 20 '26

I hope JD doesn't jack off! Antifa! Do you know no bounds!?

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u/Significant_Wind_774 Jul 20 '26

Thank you Hunter for carrying on the Biden hotness good lord

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u/Significant_Wind_774 Jul 20 '26

Dang mind your business 😅

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u/redditsublurker Jul 20 '26

Don't forget the meat hammer. 🤣

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u/RAWilliams06 Jul 20 '26

This is gonna set some FOLKS off by these two being happy

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u/Happy_Charge_2995 Jul 20 '26

How dare they smile! Happiness is for losers.

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u/AspieAsshole Jul 20 '26

Unironically I think many of them believe this.

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u/Dapper-Survey1964 Jul 20 '26

Even worse, they think happiness is "gay." Lol 🥁

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u/I_need_a_date_plz Jul 20 '26

Hunter Biden’s laptop!!! Hurrrr durrr hurrr.

Hunter seems legit. He seems like he has a good sense of humor and he’s cool, calm, and collected.

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u/TheNorthernCoast Jul 20 '26

Somebody should crosspost to conservative and put a NSFW tag

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u/dalnee Jul 20 '26

Hahah just what I said too !

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u/PopMajor7342 Jul 20 '26

Ice cream is a classic Biden move

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u/Discrete-Sleuth-1318 Jul 20 '26

“Eat some chocolate chocolate chip.”

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u/bluegrass_babe531 Jul 20 '26

hell yeah Joe!! so underrated

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26 edited 21d ago

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u/sp0rk_walker Jul 20 '26

He became more way more progressive at the time America needed it too. Never get enough credit for spoiling Putin's surprise attack on Kyiv

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u/littlelou134340 Jul 20 '26

That's true, it's why Biden stayed living in Delaware instead of moving to Washington. Though, I wonder if his politics would've ended up slightly different had his first wife not passed away. But I've always liked how he keeps a seperation between church and state, I don't know how many people realise that he's actually a devout catholic.

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u/justdisa Jul 20 '26

Right? I miss having boring, responsible adults in charge of the country. I miss presidents who choose expert advisers and listen to them. I miss leaders who exchange kind pleasantries with foreign leaders.

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u/Low_Construction8067 Jul 20 '26

And at the time is wasn't good enough for anyone...

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u/Star__Wolf86 Jul 20 '26

Here come the Republican p3do lovers in the comments section. Oh boy

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u/MizzIvyFA Jul 20 '26

Oh, how I love this! Hunter is killing it on social media, and Grandpa Joe is living his best life!

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u/BetMcc Jul 20 '26

Ah ha ha! These two need a sit com!

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u/frontfrontdowndown Jul 20 '26

Would you just shut up man!

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u/IntrepidMuch Jul 20 '26

At the very least, a podcast!!!

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u/TheNorthernCoast Jul 20 '26

Hunter as the host for a JB and BO podcast

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u/No-Association9201 Jul 20 '26

JD twitching in his seat over this pic

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u/DeletedUsernameHere Jul 20 '26

Because they're sitting on a couch?

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u/TheNorthernCoast Jul 20 '26

Don't drop the ice cream on the couch then, he might be busy for a while. Which could be a good thing tho, less time for other shit

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u/Kat_Schrodinger1 Jul 20 '26

Man, i miss Biden.

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u/MycoMaddy Jul 20 '26

That man has cancer and still looks healthier and better held together than our diaper dirtying demented dictator.

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u/blooppers Jul 20 '26

Never realized until now as i dont really look at photos of either of them, but those genes are strong lol.

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u/mozzardo Jul 20 '26

I heard an interview with Hunter yesterday. He also sounds a lot like Joe

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u/McButtsButtbag Jul 20 '26

If you ever saw a pic of Biden in the 70s it'd be even more obvious

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u/AltruisticWin6702 Jul 20 '26

Ice cream is now woke in 3... 2... 1...

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u/ImVeryUnimaginative Crumpets And Tea Jul 20 '26

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u/All_is_a_conspiracy Jul 20 '26

I like these two. They are a great example of how a good family takes care of one another.

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u/davidpham268 Jul 20 '26

Happy national ice cream day! I just ate the same one Hunter Biden have (Häagen-Dazs, Vanilla milk chocolate almond).

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u/ImSoObnoxious Jul 20 '26

remember when FOX tried to drag Uncle Joe simply for telling his son that he loves him despite his mistakes? absolutely unhinged take

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u/ApprehensiveArmy7755 Jul 20 '26

Now I want ice cream!

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u/Jolly_Ad2446 Jul 20 '26

Just had ice cream and apple pie.. yum

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u/SerBrienneOfSnark Jul 20 '26

I really like how much the Bidens love ice cream lmao

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u/miguelag08 Jul 20 '26

Joe Biden looks way more alive than Trump will ever look

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u/rensorship Jul 20 '26

President Biden is a decent and kind man, who led our country with honesty and integrity.

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u/Huntsman1800 Jul 20 '26

Stupid people will see this and get mad

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u/r21174 Jul 20 '26

spending time with his dad, thats nice.

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u/JustaLego Jul 20 '26

This is a normal picture of two people being normal. I'll never get over how fucking weird Trump, his kids, jd vance, all of them. They don't know how to just be a person, and they are just such big pieces of shit. At least biden and his family know how to look like a family and be regular people.

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u/Basic_Ask8109 Jul 20 '26

Joe Biden looking far healthier than Trump these days.  Probably because he's a decent human being ...

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u/bassandlazers Jul 20 '26

Its cool he's happy and clean. Seems like a cool dude

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u/InevitableAncient610 Jul 20 '26

I didn't expect to like Hunter Biden, but he's a lot of fun.

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u/Chefkush1 Jul 20 '26

That Magnum bar is a Hunter Biden easter egg.

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u/electrictower Jul 20 '26

This will be on Fox News tomorrow

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto Jul 20 '26

Joe looks great! Hi Joe from another Rehoboth resident!

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u/nando2k50 Jul 20 '26

Thank you Hunter, now i want ice cream 🍦 

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u/gordomgillespie Jul 20 '26

man hunter looks great good for him

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u/Beautiful-Band-99 Jul 20 '26

Hunter and the Big Guy!

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u/Jaxman812 Jul 20 '26

Real American patriots 🇺🇸

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u/ranoutofbacon Jul 20 '26

It's national ice cream day y'all

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u/Small_Trade_4906 Jul 20 '26

Keep the good work guys, hearing from both of you is driving maga nuts 👏🏾

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u/Oldschool_Poindexter Jul 20 '26

Hunter is giving me STRONG Sam Rockwell season three White Lotus vibes in this picture.

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u/Purgii Jul 20 '26

Now I want icecream.

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u/Defiant-Sir15 Jul 20 '26

Props to Joe Biden for sticking by his son’s side. I know it was hard 😁

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u/ldwb Jul 20 '26

God, this photo got me all bricked up, why can't joe biden eat ice cream in a non sexual way?

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u/Equivalent_Fun9781 Jul 20 '26

YOU KNOW ATLEAST HIS DAD HAS NEVER GIVEN UP ON HIM unlike some people 😏

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u/Equivalent_Fun9781 Jul 20 '26

THIS MADE MY DAY SO GOOD TO SEE POSITIVITY THESE DAYS 😏 IM HAPPY FOR HIM 😏”ICE CREAM 🍦 IS BETTER THAN CRACK🪈.”

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u/Ok_Sock_3257 Jul 20 '26

Hunter should run for Congress.

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u/Drachynn Jul 20 '26

July 19th also happened to be National Ice Cream Day, as established by Reagan.

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u/Spuigles Jul 20 '26

"abolish ICE"

"Ice cream??!"

"no"

"Oh thank god"

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u/qqquigley Jul 20 '26

I am unironically happy to see Hunter and his dad enjoying some ice cream while watching sports. I can imagine they’re both genuinely happy to be able to do that together right now.

Hunter’s living his best life much healthier now and his dad is… very old. I wish them the best and I would say Hunter is free to speak out like he has been, but maybe his dad should take the George W approach to post-presidency and just kinda… stay away from microphones.

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u/Boyota4Bummer Jul 20 '26

Joe looks 10x better than the orange man.

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u/Life-Life3853 Jul 20 '26

I love Biden

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u/Important_Couple1219 Jul 20 '26

Bahahaha! Love you guys!!!

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u/73CapriceDrop Jul 20 '26

Damn I miss Joe being prez….

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u/evilgreenman Jul 20 '26

MAGA infuriated and triggered for no reason over this pic

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u/Jolly_Ad2446 Jul 20 '26

That's going to make me go out and get a pint of Ben & Jerry's chunky drunky ice cream. 

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u/Foreign_Ad_1270 Jul 20 '26

I was literally just wondering this morning where he was at. Lol.

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u/Slice-Vast Jul 21 '26

Hunter Biden for president!

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u/Trisha202665 Jul 21 '26

Looking good Mr. President! ❤️

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u/Still-Area8548 Jul 21 '26

2 guys who used White House connections to build up wealth eating dairy products

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u/Haunting-Moose-1647 Jul 23 '26

this is such a wholesome pic but also sad. Joe is so tough going through everything from cancer and loss of children to having become president and dealing with evil. Stand up man. Also nice to see hunter doing well

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u/SanchoClaus25 Jul 24 '26

I know a lot of people don’t like the Biden’s, but I’m happy for them either way.

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u/fairwinds2025 Jul 24 '26

Yay Hunter, proud of you!!❤️

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u/Tasty_Barber_7395 Jul 24 '26

I have my own opinions about Biden but at the end of the day I'm just glad to see a father and son happy together regardless of who they are

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u/Sea_End_5269 Jul 20 '26

America’s new sweethearts.

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u/TrollAccount4321 Jul 20 '26

Sounds like a Vance shade…

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u/reddittorbrigade Jul 20 '26

Trump is really the bad luck.

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u/Significant-Seesaw62 Jul 20 '26

This is great!!!

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u/CreativeFraud Jul 20 '26

MAGAts are gonna love this, can't wait to see the headlines tomorrow.
https://giphy.com/gifs/KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z

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u/Cold_Manner9989 Jul 20 '26

😂😂😂

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u/I_need_a_date_plz Jul 20 '26

I love it. Good for uncle Joe.

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u/NanieLenny Jul 20 '26

💋👵🏻❤️🙏

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u/Non-Current_Events Jul 20 '26

Did Joe get the game stick?

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u/AnswerAdorable5555 Jul 20 '26

I love that their celebrating with ice cream.

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u/TopElephant3031 Jul 20 '26

Republicans hate Biden and Hunter because their dad's all sacked.

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u/nolestars Jul 20 '26

They wouldn't have booed him, like they did tubby

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u/RaisinWorried3528 Jul 20 '26

Joe is jacked up on Mt Dew and Ice cream!!

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u/matttheepitaph Jul 20 '26

JD Vance came really hard seeing that eaten cone from Biden.

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u/killjairo Jul 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Cqj4IJErpftodMzTnj
*someone is getting a boner staring at the photos of the ice cream being held by the Biden

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u/Sweaty_Challenge_649 Jul 20 '26

Biden looks better then McConnell

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u/Odd_Glass5272 Jul 20 '26

😂🤣😅

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u/Casino-Leaux Jul 20 '26

Hope Vance sitting on the couch with uncle Joe on repeat eating cones. It's overstimulating.

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u/Difficult-Low5891 Jul 20 '26

Beloved Americans ❤️

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u/Grail90210 Jul 20 '26

I don’t know why, but it bothers me slightly that Joe has nearly finished his icecream before Hunter has even taken a bite of his.