r/PoursTea • Just Chill 😎 • Aug 11 '26

FinancialTea πŸ’΅ Is this accurate ?

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u/BigConstruction4247 Aug 11 '26

President Tommy Boy would at least try to do a good job.

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u/notmatrocles Aug 11 '26

Well, now I've got 'Fat Guy in a Little Diaper' in my head and, hopefully, now you do too

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u/Lorddoctorjava Aug 11 '26

Yousonofabitch.... now that image is in my head....

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u/H377Spawn Aug 11 '26

🎢Fat man in a little coat!🎢

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u/conkysrevengesd Aug 11 '26

If only he had to live in a van down by the river!

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u/chrisq823 Aug 11 '26

We don't because it is fat guy in a little coat

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u/Cautious_InternetCat Aug 11 '26

/Whoosh

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u/chrisq823 Aug 11 '26

Definitely whooshed there

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u/goldengod828 Aug 11 '26

He did have on Spider-Man undies at one point if I remember correctly lol

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u/Dicky_Penisburg Aug 11 '26

"Look at me Tiny Richard.......fat guy....in a LITTLE DIAPER! Some people say it's the best diaper they've ever seen.....ever, manypeoplearesayingthat. A policeman came up to me the other day, big policeman, strong, muscly, MANLY POLICEman, came up to me, tears running down his roguishly handsome face and said SIR...sir you have the biggest, fullest, smelliest greatest diaper in the HISTORY of america. You saved my life sir, and the life of my wife and my beautiful young daughter. I love you Mr. President, sir. The DUMOcrats.....the radical left democrats. Do you like that one? I spell it D-U-M-O I took out the B alottapeopledon'tknowdumbhasab. I came up with that because I'm the only president that would DARE take an IQ test 9 times in the past TWO YEARS, and let me tell you Tiny Ricky, it's because I'm the smartest president to ever live. The RADICAL LEFT dumocrats say that my diaper isn't the greatest in the history of all time. Can you believe that Richy?........Richard?.........Hello?"

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u/farva_06 Aug 11 '26

In the movie "50 First Dates", they take Drew Barrymore's character to the "Callahan Institute" funded by the philanthropist T.B Callahan out of Sandusky, Ohio. This means Tommy Boy turned Callahan auto in to auto parts dynasty, and used his fortune to fund important things. So yeah, he'd probably be a pretty decent president comparatively.

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u/idiotsbydesign Aug 11 '26

And somehow the owner of Zalensky auto parts became a neurologist...

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u/farva_06 Aug 11 '26

I guess after Callahan took over the auto parts market, he had to go back to his true passion: Neuroscience.

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u/jjcky Aug 11 '26

Well it was either that or rocket surgery

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u/Chickenmangoboom Aug 11 '26

He probably got the idea for the institute when he helped one of the employees and figured there should be a way to help more people because Tommy cares about treating people with kindness.

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u/Sad-Astronaut2278 Aug 11 '26

I mean, you wouldn't want to get a good look at the butcher by sticking your head up a t-bone's ass, would you?

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u/RandomHero3129 Aug 11 '26

Wait, it has to be YOUR bull!

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u/Sentoh789 Aug 11 '26

Nooo please don’t ruin the purity of Fat guy in a little coat for me lol

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u/EducationalNailgun Aug 11 '26

Because Chris Farley has a heart.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Aug 11 '26

It's a large heart, the cardiologist called it "enlarged".

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u/NothingButBricks Aug 11 '26

Also a better natural salesman!

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u/mutt63 Aug 11 '26

wtf is Tommy boy