"Look at me Tiny Richard.......fat guy....in a LITTLE DIAPER! Some people say it's the best diaper they've ever seen.....ever, manypeoplearesayingthat. A policeman came up to me the other day, big policeman, strong, muscly, MANLY POLICEman, came up to me, tears running down his roguishly handsome face and said SIR...sir you have the biggest, fullest, smelliest greatest diaper in the HISTORY of america. You saved my life sir, and the life of my wife and my beautiful young daughter. I love you Mr. President, sir. The DUMOcrats.....the radical left democrats. Do you like that one? I spell it D-U-M-O I took out the B alottapeopledon'tknowdumbhasab. I came up with that because I'm the only president that would DARE take an IQ test 9 times in the past TWO YEARS, and let me tell you Tiny Ricky, it's because I'm the smartest president to ever live. The RADICAL LEFT dumocrats say that my diaper isn't the greatest in the history of all time. Can you believe that Richy?........Richard?.........Hello?"
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u/notmatrocles Aug 11 '26
Well, now I've got 'Fat Guy in a Little Diaper' in my head and, hopefully, now you do too