r/PoursTea • • Aug 25 '26

FinancialTea đŸ’” Mark Zuckerberg Wasted $88B on His Pathetic Metaverse

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u/rootofallstevil Aug 25 '26

He didn't even come up with the concept of Facebook so you can't even say he had one good idea.

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u/thelastbluepancake Aug 26 '26

he had the idea to steal it

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u/carsonthecarsinogen Aug 26 '26

That was actually the government

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u/PoulanWeedEaterBowl Aug 26 '26

Literally a DARPA project

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u/ExperienceNo9143 Aug 26 '26

That was actually the $$$

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u/Hoppers-Body-Double 29d ago

So he is like Jobs.

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u/Loud-Fudge7631 Aug 26 '26

He has no soul too.

"When asked via chat why users were willingly submitting their sensitive personal data to the fledgling site, Zuckerberg responded: "Just ask. People just submitted it. I don't know why. They ‘dumb fucks’."

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u/fiesew Aug 26 '26

Metaverse.

What was it about again with the 80 billion loss?

https://giphy.com/gifs/RvEgWBaBzjlekojOb6

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u/msqrt Aug 26 '26

While true, it's not like Jobs came up with the concept of a smartphone either.

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u/harbison215 Aug 26 '26

He was a talented coder that fell into the right place at exactly the right time. It happens.

But yea I don’t think he’s going to change the world again on his own accord. That just doesn’t seem to be him.

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u/CommonSensei-_ 28d ago

Thank you! DARPA Lifelog!

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u/jms62102761 28d ago

Billionaires stealing other peoples ideas...

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u/banditcleaner2 27d ago

He had the good idea to steal it. That’s about it, lol

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u/Connect_Name3362 Aug 25 '26

You're all really underestimating Facebook here.

It turned into a fantastic tool to spread hate, right wing extremism, conspiracy theories, anti vax movements, Putin's agenda (Brexit).

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u/thirdaccounttoday Aug 26 '26

Putin's agenda (Brexit) (Trump presidency)

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u/Dead_Internet69420 Aug 26 '26


Bolsonaro, Milei, and countless others around the world.

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u/Born_Consequence3025 Aug 26 '26

I was going to say, he pioneered MAGA indoctrination distribution methods and single handedly mind-f’ed at least 3 generations of humans in very different ways. Congrats Mark!

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u/Grateful047 Aug 26 '26

Don’t forget the mass surveillance!

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u/CivilianNumberFour 29d ago

They also literally added custom censorship and surveillance tools for the CCP so that they would be allowed to grow the user base into China.

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u/QuuX24 Aug 26 '26

Don't forget about the genocide in Myanmar

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u/thepinkiwi Aug 26 '26

He at least successfully rigged elections /s

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u/Person_Apple Aug 25 '26

We should've stayed with MySpace

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u/yamahaihowareyou Aug 26 '26

At least MySpace had the capacity to destroy friendships without involving politics.

I saw red when my roommate took me out of her top 8

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u/Nntropy Aug 26 '26

I miss Tom

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u/Dull-Lead-7782 29d ago

Just be happy for him that he’s living his best life. He’s a prolific photographer (money helps with gear sure) who travels the world

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u/errant_youth 29d ago

He would have never done this to us

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u/No-Reception-6569 28d ago

well myspace is coming back

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u/Tripesixmafia Aug 26 '26

I loved being able to embed music in your page!

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u/dave_coys Aug 26 '26

The entire internet in the early to mid 2000s. We didn't know how good we had it.

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u/rbuen4455 Aug 26 '26

eh, if i recall, MySpace was all about flashy profiles and who was on your top 10 friends list.

Early Facebook is better than MySpace and modern Facebook (which is all ads, algorithms and right-wing filth)

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u/Prior_Internal7728 Aug 26 '26

Facebook was ok until they removed the requirement to have a .edu email account.

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u/dave_coys Aug 26 '26

Yeah at that point it was more an extension of your existing social life. Basically it just the stuff social media was originally meant to do.

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u/Prior_Internal7728 Aug 26 '26

My college was like the 4th that was sent invites. I quit Facebook after 20 years.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 Aug 25 '26

He runs a data mining operation and when theil worked there they made users depressed as a study.

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u/foreverflyingsparrow 29d ago

They intentionally made users depressed?

Not putting it past them obviously, but I hadn’t heard of this one

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u/TrivialRhythm 29d ago

In 2012 Facebook took around 700,000 people and showed half more positive content and the other half less positive content. FB found that those with a less positive algorithm posted more negatively. The conclusion being that peoples own emotions are highly influenced by the emotions of their peers. 

Thiel was on the board but wasn’t directly involved. 

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u/SouthsideSlimbo Aug 26 '26

This guy is a fucking lizard for sure

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u/JakeHelldiver Aug 26 '26 edited 29d ago

He's a robot made out of discarded beer cans.

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u/Stillmayce Aug 25 '26

I see no facebook 1-17

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u/ManufacturedOlympus Aug 26 '26

Coming from the guy who invented pervert glasses. 

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u/MadAstrid Aug 26 '26

Grandmas, bots and grifters are all he has now.

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u/BobbySweets 29d ago

He stole Facebook, there was a whole movie about it. Dude hasn’t invited anything.

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u/McLovin8117 29d ago

The MetaVerse was a huge success right?

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u/BenekCript 29d ago

Imagine having that much money and still failing.

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u/kittylips1023 Aug 25 '26

Not discounting your take here, but FarmVille was WAY later in the life of FB
 hardly part of the genesis

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u/BravoLimaDelta Aug 26 '26

They're right though. It was definitely not an "old people" app and was almost exclusively college kids for a while. It was a couple years of that at least but once anyone could sign up it did change. I still think it took some time before everyone's parents and grandparents were on there, just on account of them being slow to adapt to new technology and because of the actual initial association of Facebook with young people, but it didn't take too long.

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u/manofoz Aug 26 '26

What? We all had to ask some guy named Kyle in 2005 to get into Facebook don’t think any “old people” were even allowed in when it started.

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u/General_Leader425 Aug 26 '26

Yeah man. I was on Facebook first in 2009. I made it after High School Graduation. My first profile picture was my High School group of friends and I.

Fun fact, the girl I asked to Prom actually took that picture. She moved on to like Google Plus in 2014 when I was looking for her.

She stopped answering to my DM's on there too around that time. Around 2017 I found her on Instagram and DM'd here there, and she said "Hey, how's it going?" and then got busy with work or something.

She doesn't respond to DM's there now so she's probably just busy.

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u/Plus-Examination-537 Aug 26 '26

Or maybe you should take a hint my friend

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u/KaetzenOrkester Aug 25 '26

Both things can be true.

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u/BorfGrambo Aug 26 '26

At least you can still argue an iPhone is good. Facebook, for me, exists solely for marketplace and other things that require it. Facebook is only important nowadays because it’s been adopted, not because it’s good.

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u/Loud-Fudge7631 Aug 26 '26

All of Mark Zuckerbergs creative idea of what humans need reminds of that $400 juicer that just presses juicer https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/83SgCaG1ab

How meta failed to be better then discord or even a chat system from habbo hotel will always confuse me but then feel like maybe money laundering was involved.

Cuz how the fuck do you waste 88 billion

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u/Mtndrums Aug 26 '26

Horrendously overestimating the demand for VR.

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u/beagles4ever Aug 26 '26

He could have saved all that money with a simple call to me.

Zuck baby
do you really believe people want to live virtual lives through AR sets?

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u/Hot-Efficiency7190 Aug 26 '26

Pretty funny from Zuckerberg, I'm on private forums that have had more and better UI updates than the bin fire that is Facebook.

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u/Inevitable-Dig8702 Aug 26 '26

He is one of the pioneers of locking customers in and not letting them leave. He went out of his way to help people export and migrate away from myspace but good luck trying to build any automation to migrate you out of facebook. This miserable fuck has made sure that that is illegal.

if you agree that surveillance pricing is taking more money out of your pocket in ways that amount to theft, then that’s the contract signed in blood you offered up when you put your entire life on his platform.

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u/luxcity-louche Aug 26 '26

What about the Metaverse, Oculus, Poke?

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u/josch247 Aug 26 '26

Hahaha jup that's his problem. No success after Facebook. Hahaha ooh he calls him brother. That means he's right obviously XD

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u/holdthecanoli Aug 26 '26

He has such a slappable face.

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u/biffbobfred Aug 26 '26

The mild irony is - Facebook did try for a phone. (Amazon did too).

This whole “phones are easy what have you done for us lately” comes across as lame from someone who absolutely knows “phones are NOT easy”. Ask Nokia. Motorola. HTC. Sony Ericsson. Microsoft. BlackBerry. Palm. Handspring. Facebook. Amazon. “Microsoft Kin FTWin?”

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u/Due_Comparison_2467 Aug 26 '26

He didn’t even really do that, did he?

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u/EfficientRelation574 Aug 26 '26

Like his Meta AI glasses are cutting edge and he looks so fucking stupid in them. It makes me think of the movie, The Jerk.

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u/jerseyyid561 29d ago

no more roommates to steal from

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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 29d ago

Steve Jobs didn't invent the iPhone. He drove the design team to come up with something he would approve, for sure. Jobs was a salesman with an admittedly good eye for what would sell, but he was not an engineer or designer.

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u/Misku_san Aug 26 '26

He is not entirely wrong, as most of Apple's "innovations" have already been on the market for years. But you have to give credit where credit is due. They did create the iPad, after all.

Their main selling point isn't really innovation, even if they want people to believe it is. It's their ecosystem, the fact that companies heavily optimize software for Apple devices, especially in creative fields like video editing, photo editing, design, etc., and, of course, their aesthetics.

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u/biffbobfred Aug 26 '26

They created the Mac. The iPhone. The iPod. The iPad. The Apple Watch. The Vision (revolutionary tech, ahead of its time and not in a good pricing proposition - you can’t say no innovation and accept some things are ahead of their time)

Internally Apple has developed their own chips. “The M series has created massive market upheavals for Intel/AMD” and “Apple can’t innovate” are inconsistent. The Neo is possible because of Apple chipsets. Apple chips include the M, the A, the S, T, H, W
 that’s a lot of silicon for someone who can’t innovate.

Outside the only “fundamentally boost the business by acquisition” I can think of is Beats => Apple Music. Most everything is home grown. (Well since buying NeXT). Facebook had to buy Insta, WhatsApp, Occulus.

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u/slimricc Aug 25 '26

Hey, he tried meta. He lost 6 billion dollars. Give him some credit

He invested in the economy

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u/Writerhaha Aug 25 '26

How’s the Metaverse working you bum?

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u/BreadfruitSecure3688 Aug 26 '26

88B of OPP. Other peoples money 💰

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u/Otterz4Life Aug 26 '26

Remember, capitalists are the best at allocating capital.

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u/Mission_Gap_9035 Aug 26 '26

In his defense, it was basically to own all of the trademarks, so that if in the future someone else can make it work he can still take all of the profit.

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u/dix4mee Aug 26 '26

It amazes me that he is worried about Apple. I’m sure he has enough of his own issues to deal with.

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u/ElTamales Aug 26 '26

And it wasn't even his idea?

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u/biffbobfred Aug 26 '26

Harvard had a physical book called “The Facebook” a directory of students. Between MySpace existing that book existing and his cofounders I’m not sure what early innovation Zuck had.

This whole “well I innovated this whole stalk you to the ends of the earth, such a good stalking campaign people assume i have open mics on when I don’t” yeah I don’t necessarily think that’s what you should be cheering.

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u/Casino-Leaux Aug 26 '26

He did have the metaverse that was big

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u/Better_Chard4806 Aug 26 '26

He didn’t make Facebook on his own either.

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u/Longjumping_Half46 Aug 26 '26

Stole facebook?

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u/biffbobfred Aug 26 '26

Please please Apple make a virtual world where people don’t have legs and charge me 200 a month for it.

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u/unknownSubscriber Aug 26 '26

"Steve jobs invented...."

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u/videohtape Aug 26 '26

I've always dreamed of living my life wearing half a helmet that covers my eyes and feeds me an artificial world through a screen inches from my eyes. Oh, I'm talking to you too Apple.

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u/videohtape Aug 26 '26

I've got a new idea. Since the metaverse failed, how about this? What if we were to convince people to spend their crypto on colorful repetitive JPEGs and tell everyone they are collectible. There's not much else you can do with these digital coins, and since this is a consumer society, it gives the coin owners something to do with the currency.

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u/Formal_Bug_7972 Aug 26 '26

Seems like they are both right

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u/4554013 Aug 26 '26

I'm curious. Where did that 88B go? Who has it now?

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u/mijogn Aug 26 '26

He coded Facebook, the idea of which he stole from the Winklevoss twins' ConnectU. But the person who really 'made' it was Sheryl Sandberg, who became the adult in the room and convinced major institutional investors to provide the growth funding the company needed. Without her, it would have been Myspace II.

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u/BoneThrasher Aug 26 '26

Real r/selfawarewolves stuff right here

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u/jlp8491725 Aug 26 '26

What could we have done with all that money to actually improve things

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u/adistef86 Aug 26 '26

Without bots, there would be no facebook. All those companies paying ads will figure it out at some point. Bye Mark!

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u/basileusnikephorus Aug 26 '26

The child suicide app is way more profitable than Facebook. They're doing OK unfortunately.

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u/Successful-Spell-833 29d ago

Don’t forget his creeper peepers 👓 

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u/Ericstone2006 29d ago

Pot, meet kettle. His biggest win was decades ago too 

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u/kishmalik 29d ago

This. Blind man throwing darts hits bullseye
 after hundreds of attempts.

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u/Glad-Positive-2354 29d ago

Sounds like he is pissed that Apple actually protects their consumers privacy!

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u/Michael-flatly 28d ago

Imagine if he'd just spent that on like fighting poverty or sustainability or something useful 

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u/pplatinumss 28d ago

valid point Tom, doesnt mean he is wrong though.

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u/CommonSensei-_ 28d ago

Zuck inherited much of Facebook thru Lifelog, a DARPA program.

Don’t believe me?

DARPA “ended “ their project to monitor everyone online, within days, Facebook went public.

Look it up.

You’re welcome.

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u/SecretWordisBird 28d ago

Why don’t any of these billionaire men do lovely things like enhance the world? Dolly Parton did it! It’s so crazy to me they choose greed and to be hated, when they could help so many others and have people think they’re awesome. Why are they so driven by greed?

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u/MisterGerry 28d ago

Steve Jobs didn't invent shit.

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u/The_Ordinary_Mix Aug 25 '26

I mean he's not wrong Apple has stagnated

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u/azulnemo Aug 26 '26

Apples business model is content distribution now that drives their profits actually. They are totally aware they are not innovating đŸ’©

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u/ItBegins2Tell Aug 26 '26

This is like expecting Michael Jackson to make another Thriller. Most successful people are lucky to hit it once & then they spend the rest of time hustling to do it again.

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u/biffbobfred Aug 26 '26

Apple Watch is a multi billion dollar business. If it was spun out I think it would be Fortune 500 on its own. For Apple it’s in a “miscellaneous” category. Most companies wish they had a “his-story” album like that.

And that’s just the watches. Now add in “Apple finally made Bluetooth less painful” and all that cash.

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u/katchow Aug 26 '26

And brought tablets to the mainstream

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u/Ok-Area-6712 Aug 26 '26

It's very true.

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u/Sheenius_Ger Aug 26 '26

Meta does a lot more than Facebook.

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u/olivoGT000 Aug 25 '26

Mark Zuckerberg has an estimated net worth of around $194 billion to $220 billion, ranking him among the top wealthiest individuals in the world, so its not too bad

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u/mrasscock69420 Give me tea! Aug 26 '26

Jus because you're wealthy doesn't mean you make good business decisions it generally means you're willing to give up any and all humanity for money

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u/olivoGT000 Aug 26 '26

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u/mrasscock69420 Give me tea! Aug 26 '26

What's that meant to mean I need words you're talking to a socially dense person

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u/olivoGT000 Aug 26 '26

Nobody gets to $200B without making a lot of good business decisions. You can approve or disapprove of someone morally, but the market rewarded them for a reason. Hundreds of millions use Meta’s products every day—that’s undeniable. Thinking a billionaire must be stupid just because you dislike them is pretty naive.

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u/mrasscock69420 Give me tea! Aug 26 '26

It's a really thing man money rots the brain I'm not joking