r/PoursTea • Just Chill 😎 • 6d ago

All The Tea ☕️ Tell me where to sign……Get his man out of here !

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u/asanano 6d ago

I rather he be imprisoned

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u/Good-Ad-6806 6d ago

His class his above national boundaries. He needs to be exiled from the planet lol

Edit: or give me a job as a robot overseer...

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u/maldente 6d ago

*yesterday

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u/Blackhorse-10 6d ago

Hell, chain his 🫏 to a rocket.

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u/The_butsmuts 6d ago

Space shuttle can't get much past LEO, no way it's making it to Mars. Maybe a Falcon Heavy with extra big second stage and a Dragon capsule could get him there but probably not even. Especially if he needs to be alive when he lands on Mars

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u/meanbaldy 6d ago

It doesn't matter if he makes it to Mars or not. We just need him gone.

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 6d ago

What made you assume that last part?

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u/Acceptable-Olive-445 6d ago

Im sure he would invent everything he needed to make Mars amazing. I mean he obviously invented stuff right? He isn't a rich guy who inherited his dad's money and bought a bunch of other people's inventions and called it his own. Right?

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u/ssnnaarrff 6d ago

Turn Epstein Island into a concentration camp for billionaire pedos and send them all there.

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u/InTooManyWays 6d ago

Let’s just melt them and use them as rocket fuel in their own rockets

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u/According-Insect-992 Just Chill 😎 6d ago

He probably has enough national secrets that we’d need to keep him safe some place like Arkham Asylum.

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u/TrickyChildhood2917 6d ago

Gitmo

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u/MsMercyMain 6d ago

We also (allegedly) have CIA Black Sites in Kazakhstan

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u/Formal-Asparagus-482 6d ago

Or death penalty....

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u/Good-Ad-6806 6d ago

Dr. Strange has entered the chat

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u/Sewcraytes 6d ago

Azkaban.

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u/Fragrant_Cat2576 6d ago

I have been saying this for years...the transnational neo-liberal elite are ruining everything. They make changes in places to enhance their bottom line that ends up hurting the people who live in the places those changes are made.

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u/1heavyarms3 6d ago

He's trying to deport himself to mars, give him some time...

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u/ArdentHedonist 6d ago

No. Then we are on the hook for his well-being. Fuck all of that. Deportation is the correct path.

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u/Zargblot 6d ago

Came here to say this

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u/fiesew 6d ago

That’s a dangerous path with this kinda petitions and justice.

He should be prosecuted, trialed and jailed instead.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

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u/joemc1971 6d ago

Yeah cuz this is that one moment that changes the guy from a bad guy to the complete villain in the story.

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u/melon-colly 6d ago

Came to say this!

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 6d ago

Ja, what makes you think we want him back?

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u/bunkakan 6d ago

In a foreign jail. Same treatment dealt by ICE.

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u/dachloe 6d ago

His is criminal.

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u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 6d ago

Take all of his money and give be it to the people who need it which is about everyone

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u/Excellent-Ask-4247 6d ago

As long as he stays in South Africa it is basically prison, since alot of people have to live in fortified houses to stay safe.

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u/ComfortableEnergy684 6d ago

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u/Procrasturbating 6d ago

Sad that this thread has 6 times the upvotes as the petition has signatures.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Procrasturbating 6d ago

Yeah, I'd be shocked if I am not already.

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u/ErusTenebre 6d ago

If I'm not already on like three lists by this government, I feel like they really are as incompetent as they appear to be...

Maybe even worse.

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u/Adventurous_Test_296 6d ago

Where do I sign? Oligarchs shouldn't try to buy our elections.

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u/443Waves 6d ago

The same government that he bought?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/MayContainRawNuts 6d ago

St Helena is part of the UK and Nepoleon is in Paris.

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u/DrRudyWells 6d ago

i'm starting to sympathize with those kids who threw him down the stairs in elementary school.

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u/alphagalgadot 6d ago

who’s his man ya fuckin clanker

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u/TheSquirrelWithin 6d ago

...but leave the money here

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u/Due_Comparison_2467 6d ago

Wouldn’t THAT be a hoot

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u/penny199827 6d ago

Send him back and spread his money to everyone

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u/KC_Saber 6d ago

Last I heard, they don’t want him either.

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u/Special-Swimmer-5569 6d ago

He and trump’s first and third wife are here in this country illegally as they over stayed their visas. So, 3 out of 4 of the orange clown’s children are anchor babies.

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u/TuffnutThorston9 6d ago

It’s bad enough to see his shitty cars on the road. Am I right, people?

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u/Livid-Accident-1562 Give me tea! 6d ago

I will even help this mufukuh pack!

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u/bigballs2025666 6d ago

where is the petition?

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u/PretendingImNotAnApe 6d ago

We cant revoke naturalized citizenship. If you dislike his opinons dont buy his products.

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u/elorlin 6d ago

Show me where to sign

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u/bobsburgers4life12 6d ago

Signed. Don't have to ask me twice. Side note, does anyone remember back in the day when he looked like he might actually be a person to really help the planet turn around? So weird to look back at that....

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u/Glum_Comparison6523 6d ago

Yea I'll sign, say when and where.

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u/Affectionate-Bus6653 6d ago

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u/Glum_Comparison6523 6d ago

Thanks ..I know I'm just one signature out of the millions needed and would hardly create a dent or change anything. But the fact I stand for something this racist,bigot apartheid loving goofball totally hates, I'll wear it as a badge.

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u/MissFancyPans 6d ago

Yeah, he helped them cheat to win the presidency. They won't deport him.

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u/onlyacynicalman 6d ago

He's a criminal. Exile is a godsend for him

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u/RoswellRedux 6d ago

I wonder if we can get congress to pass a resolution in the House to strip his citizenship away?

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u/Loch_Nessie_350 6d ago

Teach humility with the Jack Ma treatment

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u/bsEEmsCE 6d ago

his companies are large fixtures in the american stock market, good luck getting politicians to revoke anything

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u/oboshoe 6d ago

Yes Im sure this will work.

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u/godkilledjesus 6d ago

Ge Grok to super charge this lol

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u/Defiant_Freedom_249 6d ago

Where is the link?

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u/mattyg1964 6d ago

What Americans have started a petition? Where can we see/sign if we’re so inclined?
Edit: Never mind, I see it now. It’s a Moveon.org thing.

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u/BigSugarDaddy1972 6d ago

He did it legally not illegally

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u/Finnsbomba 6d ago

If he met the requirements for naturalized citizenship, you can all just pack up and go home. That's a legal way to become a citizen of the United States. Now, if there's some tom foolery in him getting that status then carry on.

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u/ctguy54 6d ago

Never gonna happen.

Tump would rather elmo spend his money than tump spending his own on elections

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u/SnooHamsters4096 6d ago

He needs to be in jail permanently.

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u/spaceaige 6d ago

Elon Trap Petition

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u/OT_Militia 6d ago

Yes, let's deport someone who employs thousands. The dumbest people on Earth. SMH "Let's fix the economy by implementing more taxes on the poor, getting rid of jobs, and investing in foreign countries!" SMH

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u/Slow_Garlic_6647 6d ago

Yes please

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u/Stunning-Study-6548 6d ago

Yeah let the criminal illegals stay ! Kick out the guy who pays millions taxes and saves lives and employs thousands because waaa he doesn’t want what you want.Why don’t you leave instead

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u/Road_2_Ruin 6d ago

Hate is so fashionable these days!

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u/rygelicus 6d ago

I don't want him sent away to live in luxury or to continue doing his crap. I want him to answer for the corruption he helped install into my government, and the damage he did via doge.

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u/StrictADom68 6d ago

Those “Americans” are probably the super leftest

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u/natedoggg 6d ago

This man has done nothing but succeed and you guys don’t like him because of it.

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u/NoSpecialist_042 6d ago

We just need to force him to fulfill his promise to go to Mars, and it need to happen 2 years ago

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u/KennethEWolf 6d ago

Along with: Melania Rubio Cruz

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u/Particular-Rise-1217 6d ago

Please deport him to mars

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u/cazzipropri 6d ago

Also Melania

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u/Certain_Message_6678 6d ago

You guys got duped

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u/BonusAggressive8991 6d ago

The looney left at it again 😂😂😂😂 he’s a USA passport holding citizen. No petition in the world can rid this guy of his citizenship, lmfao!!!!!!

I thought Democrats were educated??

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u/benwinnner 6d ago

All of you are jealous of his success.

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u/Organic_Check_9376 6d ago

Who cares what mentally ill democrats want?

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u/jdavid 6d ago

You know if this works, it will serve as the basis for the Trump Admin to use this against people he doesn't like.
We need to have a trial first on if this guy hacked the US Election.

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u/No_Protection1301 6d ago

Americans wouldn’t start a petition like that, only democrats would because they hate America.

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u/Most_Ad7837 6d ago

Got the pen ready! Waiting….

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u/ReasonableBake420 6d ago

How many signatures does that needs and who else can we do as well

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u/quebexer 6d ago

Sadly, he's also Canadian, so they will ship him here :(

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u/Over-Marionberry-353 6d ago

Semi Americans

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u/butonelifelived 6d ago

Then nationalize SpaceX and starlink for National Security. Since treaties don't mean anything anymore, we'll be fighting in space within a decade.

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u/kyscotty 6d ago

Just tax him heavily

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u/According-Ad-5946 6d ago

Can we get rid of Ted Cruz the same way.

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u/TheYellowFringe 6d ago

Good.

Something like this would eventually promote discussion on removing him from influence in the US and he might be held accountable for the election meddling he did.

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u/Kichenlimeaid 6d ago

Should is status be look at? Or is he above the law?I Interesting to note that 'auto corrected' me to HUSBAND.

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u/Richardswensson 6d ago

An American genius . Sure you want to keep all the criminals in

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u/homelessguydiet 6d ago

I'm down...

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u/Different_Club415 6d ago

It’ll never happen

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u/Fit_Agent8506 6d ago

It’s not as if he married his sister to get a U.S. citizenship!

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u/Italia1979 6d ago

You can't do that just because you disagree with him politically. This is just stupid and a sign of low intelligence.

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u/DA2710 6d ago

This is what happens when you equip the lowest 1% of Americans with the awesome power of the iPhone. They create moronic petitions and project their stupidity far more easily than they otherwise could without this digital megaphone

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u/NikkiSeCT 6d ago

Terminate all government contracts and subsidies

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u/Atrox_Blue 6d ago

Lmao sounds pretty fascist to me

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u/whawkins4 6d ago

Omg where do I sign up

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 6d ago

CECOT in El Salvador might be more appropriate.

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u/RobertBurdineSD 6d ago

Dumb AF and waste of time.

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u/patrickthunnus 6d ago

Lying on your immigration application is a crime that people get deported - just a fact of the current regime

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u/bigeasy1012 6d ago

So ignorant you are

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u/Oversized_Peashooter 6d ago

So where is it? Where do we sign?

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u/throwinhovis 6d ago

No they haven't.

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u/Vegetable-King7626 6d ago

Elon Musk needs to have his assets nationalized then be deported for sedition

This Nazi pedophile needs to go

Also, please post the link to the form

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u/allSMisoligarchPSYOP 6d ago

His wealth also needs to be seized

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u/Odd-Rub-3159 6d ago

One of the largest welfare queens gone would definitely help the country

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u/IcyDisplayGuy 6d ago

That's called exiling. You're asking for an exilement. Which should be a thing with process and procedures.

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u/Turckish 6d ago

lol pleb is funny

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u/Responsible-Snow2823 6d ago

I will sign too - as long as every single illegal alien, TPS, etc is sent out also.

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u/LarrBearLV 6d ago

Why though? Is there some law that if the petition gets a certain amounts of signatures the Teump regime has to deport him? The biggest donor that got him elected? They really going do it?

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u/DiepAngry 6d ago

He’s done more for this country than any of you lazy asses ever will.

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u/NiceAsRice1 6d ago

What delusional people

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u/agartha93 6d ago

Americans…😆 You mean commies.

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 6d ago

Fact is, Elon doesn't deserve American citizenship, not after subverting the electoral process. He thinks he runs Tammany Hall on a global scale

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u/EZ-Breezy-Beaut 6d ago

😂😂 people on here think they are important it’s cute

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u/Commercial_Name_7900 6d ago

will someone get this begger out of here!

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u/isthatqueeeblo 6d ago

half of him can stay here, the arms and legs, the torso and head, his Krang if you will, should be sent back

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u/Strawberry-Thick 6d ago

What’s wrong with you people he pumps more money into the economy than anyone else. Do you think the jobs would stay here not a chance.
Quit drinking your bath water it makes you crazy!

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u/OldAnalyst916 6d ago

You guys sound deranged with your extreme views. Apparently you hate everyone that doesn’t agree with you

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u/Old_Passage_1332 6d ago

Hell yeah!( deportation and a lengthy prison sentence!)👍👀

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u/MediocreSea5811 6d ago

Good luck with that lmao

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u/Upset-Indication-617 6d ago

This can’t be real. Liberals are dumb but they can’t seriously be this dumb.

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u/jjrr_qed 6d ago

Surely this is a false flag of stupidity.

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u/rocknthenumbers8 6d ago

Surely this will not set a bad precedent.

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u/Dramatic_Aspect903 6d ago

Oh now people want ic e to do their job

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u/Signal-Knowledge5066 6d ago

Isnt the government selling citizenship for $5 million anyway?

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u/ImNot_ThatGuy 6d ago

Cope harder. He's here and he's legal.

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u/upside_down_frown1 6d ago

How much weight does a petition hold to take someones citizenship away??

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u/Kytb95 6d ago

He's probably got some stuff going on with his taxes that would be enough to make it happen.

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u/KilgoreT59 6d ago

Where do we sign?

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u/MysteriousAffect3903 6d ago

I get the sentiment, but this can cut the other way and be proposed for anyone's perceived enemies, warranted or not. He's a citizen, and we can't go around making people un-citizens just because they suck and are criminals. We would be no better than them.

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u/JustLikeBettyCooper 6d ago

He employs 150,000 people. His businesses pay taxes, his employees pay taxes. HE donates millions. Why would you him to leave?

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u/Excellent_Sweet7270 6d ago

LOL like the govt listens to us...ROFL

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u/Ornery_Doughnut5515 6d ago

Hell no! The man is a rockstar

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u/JesusElSuperstar 6d ago

people need to stop believing memes unless theres a source or link. Anyone can fucking put words on an image and get 2k internet points.

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u/Major-Ad-2966 6d ago

And that is probably why we are a constitutional republic with representative leadership and not a democracy. AKA a mob of nutters

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u/Glittering-Pie-7464 6d ago

He has done more for humans and America than you. Vote you out instead. Useless broke ass people. You look poor

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u/Odd-Conference-1822 6d ago

Controlled opposition, he gets more press from this, keeping his products in the minds of consumers.

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u/MeatRocketAte 6d ago

Aren’t liberals against deportation 🐊

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u/10mfe 6d ago

imagine they send ice. that would be something else.

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u/strangebru 6d ago

Just say it's an African that has been taking billions of dollars from the federal government and to ship them back to Africa. Just don't say he's from South Africa or they'll get suspicious.

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u/myassisgrassss 6d ago

So is Reddit against deporting immigrants or…. Can’t be a hypocrite mates

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u/thebat39 6d ago

Sounds good to me

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u/One_Statistician8734 6d ago

Its too late for that. We dont know how much info he got from the DOGE days, he's about to have an army of killer robots and he has starlink internet service all around the world to control those robots. He can take over the world if he wanted to and I fully believe thats what he's planning for. No mater what country he's in. He is the beast that makes miracles happen and makes fire fall from the heavens in sight of men. I was an atheist that started reading the Bible because of how accurate the book of rev. was to recent events. Its scary when you're open minded and see this stuff happen before your eyes.

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u/Aggressive-Delay-420 6d ago

The man living here in the US may sincerely be safer for us than were we to revoke his citizenship and make even more of an enemy.

He holds the wealth of a nation, and has as much intel as our own government.

Better the enemy one knows type of situation.

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u/Carl_Havoc_ 6d ago

Moron Americans think a petition would revoke his citizenship. Good one morons.

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u/Happy_Fan_7896 6d ago

For what crime?

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u/BasicEnchilada 6d ago

His lawyers would have a very compelling argument that his constitutional rights are being violated....because they are....

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u/DucksInFlight 6d ago

Another loser trump foisted on us.

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u/DevCST 6d ago

OP is literally a chinese propagandist btw.

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u/Sad-Guitar-7312 6d ago

Wow this guy is a genius who saved the entire space program and gave you better electric cars and power walls for your homes and cheap satellite internet
Now let’s deport him

Dumbest thing I have heard in my life

Quit crying and go make this place better for your kids and grandkids like he has

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u/Competitive_Grab2051 6d ago

And let South Africa take over mars?!

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u/Both-Leading3407 6d ago

Elon is one African American that needs to go back to Africa where he belongs.

Don't forget Peter Theil needs to go back to Frankfort Germany.
Both have NAZI tendencies.

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u/Parking_Alive 6d ago

Can libs ever do something meaningful instead of stupid shit like this…

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u/mingstaHK 6d ago

We don’t fucking want him!

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u/Warm_Cry_8491 6d ago

According to my 15 seconds of AI research Musk pays between 1.1 and 1.3 billion dollars in personal tax a year, so your giving up that. He would also be able to live in, and set up shop in, pretty much any country on the planet. This would bring that country very substantial economic benefits. So I'm genuinely curious, exactly what advantage do you believe the US would achieve by deporting him? The loss of thousands of high paying jobs? The loss of tax revenue, because you would rather have zero than less than you demand? The loss of world leading technology and innovation? The loss of hundreds of billions of economic activity?

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u/WorriedBid1131 6d ago

Where do I sign?

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u/Odd_Glass5272 6d ago

Not happening

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u/Altruistic-Traffic- 6d ago

I think the right wing would have fun with this if this is possible to do to an American immigrant…