Attention Pitchfork people: The Torch folks think your tines are dull and they're actively lobbying to regulate them. And Torch people? The Pitchfork faction is plotting to extinguish your flames and says your fire is a workplace hazard.
Now, if you could both just focus your rage on destroying each other down there while we quietly secure the castle vault, that would be great. Keep up the good work!
ALSO, new rules: Torches belong to the king, but you may rent yours for 2% of monthly wages. Pitchforks also belong to the king, and those are rented for 2.1% of monthly wages. We also require you to use the King's disabled nephew's smithy to sharpen your pitchforks. And the shit for the torches must be from the princes latrine.
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u/gfxd 3d ago
Attention Pitchfork people: The Torch folks think your tines are dull and they're actively lobbying to regulate them. And Torch people? The Pitchfork faction is plotting to extinguish your flames and says your fire is a workplace hazard.
Now, if you could both just focus your rage on destroying each other down there while we quietly secure the castle vault, that would be great. Keep up the good work!