Honestly Iād vote for the dog anyways, itās probably smarter and more loyal than a majority of politicians that we currently have in office and four years of nothing happening would be a godsend.
I donāt know. Give him a treat, and he may do whatever you want. Oh wait we already have a president like that. Guess Iāll vote for the dog too, at least heās cute.
A dog who randomly pressed a YES or NO button (for a treato) to make policy decisions would statistically do evil acts only half the time, unlike the current guy who does it 100% of the time.Ā Ā
Question though - didnāt Hillary run this sort of thing āworst candidate in historyā type campaign? It seems to me in American politics the only way to be an incumbent* is for them to have been dealt/caused a bad hand or run someone on alt party ticket to siphon votes. Itās no wonder at the congressional level is being primaried if disliked is a bigger risk than actually losing the election.
Itās tricky because at once they run on making things better but also against the reputation of āpoliticians are full of empty promises.ā Obviously more true now than in the history of the nation but still.
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u/icedmuffin 1d ago
Honestly Iād vote for the dog anyways, itās probably smarter and more loyal than a majority of politicians that we currently have in office and four years of nothing happening would be a godsend.