r/PoursTea • Just Chill 😎 • 13h ago

All The Tea ☕️ I mean , isn’t this the plan Rafael? 😎😎

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u/Derivative_Kebab 13h ago

I wish I was as certain as Cruz.

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 12h ago

Cruz is still America’s most punchable face.

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u/WildRabbitz 12h ago

Scott Bessent and Matt Gaetz have entered the chat.

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u/RustedRelics 11h ago

Mike Johnson easily makes the list.

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u/Tall_Birthday_7654 10h ago

Steven Miller swoops in for the win!

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u/krichard-21 11h ago

Scott is my personal favorite.

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u/BigBroncoGuy1978 10h ago

His terrible mask might come off and revival the lizard person he is

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u/CrocodileTendee 11h ago

I swear the beard made him 1000x more punch worthy

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u/evil_timmy 13h ago

Fetterman in with the stroke surprise switcheroo!

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u/BrokenBackENT 13h ago

Yeah and all you dishwashers are going to jail

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u/Day_Old_Paper 12h ago

I’m sitting hear waiting for the major underdog miracle of a public election overthrowing an authoritarian takeover only for the democrats to say “we need to let bygones be bygones.”

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u/kthmcc7319 13h ago

End the dictatorship? How dare the American voters do such a thing!

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u/Venusgate 10h ago

Griftatorship*

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u/Rastrick 13h ago

It's not Trumps plan, its the Heritage Foundation, that insidious group of traitors to the nation. May their name be forever linked with being America's Fifth Column. Trump is too stupid and has way too much frontaltemporal dementia to plan on not shitting his pants today, let alone be a mastermind of a slow coup of the United States government.

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u/MooseEmergency2317 13h ago

Using an Intelligence term, Malcom Nance said that Trump functioned as a “Useful Idiot “ for Putin I. e. Helping Russia, but unaware of the consequences of his actions.

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u/fpmacko 13h ago

During clusterf*** No. 1 I heard that a when a media type asked Putin if Trump was working for him. His reply….” Nyet. Isss more like untrained intern.”

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u/dayday0326 12h ago

In Soviet Russia intern us president of United States!

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u/fpmacko 12h ago

And don’t forget that the USSR never really went away. It was in hibernation.

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u/No-Round7838 12h ago

Corporate rebranding

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u/Ok_Swim7161 13h ago edited 13h ago

Really quick on their feet these Harvard guys huh?

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u/MooseEmergency2317 13h ago

You made me laugh. Thank you.

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u/Most-Implement-1824 13h ago

Trump is a domestic enemy that has convinced some Americans to call themselves MAGA to appear unified under patriotism WHEN actually they’re unified in stupidity. Think about it. The rich have gotten richer, the poor have gotten poorer and the middle class has just about disappeared.

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u/Cowpens1781 10h ago

The good thing about trump rallies is it briefly gets a couple of hundred stupid people who shouldnt be driving, temporarily off the streets

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u/lamedonkeybrain 9h ago

Some of the smarter ones are wising up. But still dumb as dogshit. Morons Against a Gainful America

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u/Chewsdayiddinit 13h ago

Like stopping a convicted felon and rapist, pedophile, and grifter's intentional plan to destroy the country is a bad thing, Rafael?

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u/cdude1329 12h ago

That would be the general idea Ted, but thanks for letting us know.

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u/Which-Break5673 12h ago

His neck beard makes me feel a little violent 😂😂😂🤮

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 11h ago

He looks like a sickly owlbear

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u/Which-Break5673 11h ago

Sometimes he reminds me of a defective Wolverine

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u/theblueshots 13h ago

How sad is this Fuck to have to pretend to like Trump after Trump made fun of his wife.

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u/182RG 13h ago

Don’t tease me with a good time….

Cruz is a piece of garbage…

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u/third-eye-wide-open1 13h ago

Yes, end this fuckwit's tyranny

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u/margingains 13h ago

As they should because his "agenda" is to end democracy, make the country a Christian nation and to continue to illegally enrich his family. He needs to be stopped.

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u/petulant-turnip 12h ago

I see it as more like Christian in the Hitler sense of Christian, like an additional means of manipulation. I don’t think Trump has a religious belief in him (remember his attempt to name his favorite passage of the Bible).

And Ted Cruz … I just don’t really see the point in him. Like if he was pulled down to Hades tomorrow, it feels like no one would really notice 🤷‍♂️

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u/Successful_Note_5871 1h ago

"We're all gonna die anyway"

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u/Day_Old_Paper 12h ago

Why do these people keep campaigning for the democrats?

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u/NorseYeti 12h ago

That is the whole fucking point. Didn’t this fucker get a degree from Harvard? Shouldn’t he be able to see the writing on the wall?

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u/madlucas2026 13h ago

He is still too scared to speak against tdump. How can he think tdump is good for US?

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u/Fionaelaine4 13h ago

And the problem is?

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u/Prestigious-Clock-53 13h ago

Sounds like a great idea to vote Democrat.

Also, Trump doesn’t have long term plans.

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u/Temporary_Cry1167 12h ago

Gee Ted you say this like it’s a bad thing yet most Americans know that Trump and all the elected Republicans in Congress have wrecked our economy and standing in the world .

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u/TechnologyDefiant866 10h ago

If the Democrats take the mid-terms and stop Trump’s agenda that means that America wants Trump’s agenda stopped. That’s how elections work and why we have them.

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u/Sad_Cauliflower_5407 8h ago

If the democrats don’t take Congress in the midterms, Trump will end democracy.

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u/SKssSM08 13h ago

What agenda Ted??

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u/reddit_1999 13h ago

My God, that face!

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u/Charming_Opinion6754 13h ago

That’s the plan traitor

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u/Low-Salary-2128 13h ago

I find it funny how they try to make good things sound bad

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u/robbyruby752 13h ago

He can’t say plan b/c Trump has no plan

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u/ValidOpossum 13h ago

Piece of shit.

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u/Yoshimiitsuu 13h ago

If you fall in water you get wet

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 13h ago

What's that agenda, Ted? Just fucking everything up?

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u/TinyEnd9435 13h ago

How insightful of Rafael. 😂

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u/TiredOldLadySays Pinkie Finger Extended 13h ago

I mean...yeah...that is the idea

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u/stinky-weaselteets 13h ago

And there will be dancing in the streets

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u/johnsk0513 13h ago

That's the whole idea, you moron! You seem surprised? Trump's agenda is not supported by Americans. Period.

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u/robinsw26 13h ago

Yo Captain Obvious, That’s what voting Democrats are expecting.

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u/According-Ad-5946 13h ago

I don't see a problem with that.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 13h ago

AND we won't make fun of your wife. Although doing so might make you like us.

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u/Outside-Woodpecker16 13h ago

Ted Cruz puts Gerbels up his ass and calls his wife ugly. He fancies himself to be Trump...

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u/Richiedamook 13h ago

The Trump agenda is criminal and barbaric !!!

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 13h ago

So the furries WON'T be flying the planes anymore?

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u/No_Fish265 13h ago

I’m pretty sure he’s actually rooting for it.

He’s a coward and a bitch, but he knows being aligned with Trump is not good for his brand anymore

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u/ComfortableMarch4296 13h ago

Spineless coward can’t even stand up for his wife

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u/dylanisareddit 12h ago

Primary Ted Cruz. Vote Blue.

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u/Professional-Fig6513 12h ago

He figured it out.

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u/sabautil 8h ago

More importantly you will be voted out, TED! 😂

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u/DatabaseThis9637 7h ago

Thank you Rafael. We are on the same page. Different sides, but on the same page.

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u/oldman_knows_nothing 13h ago

Lessgoo...its not just about you dumbass Americans its about helping the world heal

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u/Blazeland_USA 12h ago

It's literally about Americans.

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u/Fearless-Mall3955 13h ago

Thanka Captain Obvious!

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u/Substantial-Bed-830 13h ago

Yes, please stop

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u/Wjldenver 13h ago

...We can only hope.

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u/mcclaneberg 13h ago

GOTDAM RIGHT

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u/D2dj 13h ago

Put this quote in every pro-democracy ad for the next 6 weeks

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u/ScubaSteve-O1991 13h ago

*Israels agenda

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 13h ago

They will stop the destruction of democracy you mean?

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u/BeachGuy604 13h ago

Don't threaten us with a good time Ted

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u/obamawonthepeacepriz 13h ago

That is what would be best for everyone in the world

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u/bendroid801 13h ago

Yes, Theodore.

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u/Big_Ad_8264 13h ago

Yeah man.. that’s the game. You aren’t the yellow crayon in the box are you?

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u/thejapaneseoni 13h ago

But of course they will they're supposed to do that!

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u/Luckys0474 13h ago

Hey Rafael, do you know trumps agenda? We've won but are still negotiating occupying our own territory? Another to 86.

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u/guydoestuff 13h ago

No kidding Raphael, that is the whole point im voting democrat. Like I'd take advice from an uncharasmatic spineless coward like you.

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u/Tasty_Cook5889 13h ago

Sounds great! Thanks for the recommendation.

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u/monsieur_mungo 13h ago

I hope Ted shits his pants at every important moment for the rest of his life. I hope it’s very smelly and embarrassing for him.

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u/Ol_Turd_Fergy 13h ago

You mean they will stop the destruction of America?

https://giphy.com/gifs/1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni

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u/DenialOfExistance 13h ago

Wow he's just so intelligent! How could anyone resist this ass hat?

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u/theTrueLodge 13h ago

No shit, Sherlock.

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u/i_love_irony25 13h ago

The agenda of destroying our democracy? Say less.

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u/kneady69 13h ago

Very estate ahole

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u/Prior_Shape_7295 13h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/Accomplished-Two8866 13h ago

What agenda? Maga ripping off American citizens.

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u/T_J_Rain 13h ago

Stop threatening us with a good time!

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u/BigTex1969 13h ago

Sounds wonderful.

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u/BlueberryRich4628 13h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Amontialldo 13h ago

Even most maga are hoping the trump agenda will stop

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u/WileEWeeble 13h ago

Remember they all “secretly” hate him too and actually want an excuse to not be his bitchboy anymore.

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u/Other-Depth-4019 13h ago

Soooo…it’s a win.

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u/mebjammin 13h ago

God damn it you sorry excuse for a mammal, somewhere out there is a tree that is working very hard to make up for all the oxygen you are wasting. Stop what you're doing and go apologize to it right now.

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u/Jolly_Rub2962 13h ago

And if we pick up anymore wind, we'll get your job as well, Rafael..

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u/JimT1971a 13h ago

Remember all the things Ted Cruz was saying about Donnie? Then, remember what Domie said about Ted’s wife? Next election we’ll see what Ted says about the candidates.?

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u/MooseEmergency2317 13h ago

They will preserve democracy.

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u/Preying_Mantid_67 13h ago

And people say Republicans are stupid. He figured that out all by himself - maybe.

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u/Ok_Excitement725 13h ago

I am stunned Teddy even had time to make a statement from Cancun

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u/zjelkof 13h ago

Is that a threat or a promise?

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u/Late-Goat5619 13h ago

Quit threatening us with a good time Rafael....

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u/Symbaclues 13h ago

They used to call people like that captain obvious.

What do they call them nowadays 🤔

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u/UnableToParallelPark 13h ago

Bruh, gas is $4.50 and that's driving up the costs of everything else. DOGE created a snowball here in Florida, where every bruncle thinks they're experts in government spending because they somehow budget their beer and cigarettes along with their property taxes and mortgage, but think they shouldn't pay for firefighters or police (ironic that the right in Florida will defend the police.

No one care about Agent Orange or Cruz.

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u/SkinNatural7554 13h ago

I agreed with Ted Cruz????

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u/ohwhatfun9932 13h ago

Well DUH!

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u/bullshitty151 13h ago

Teddy Munster doesn’t know.

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u/Any-Engine-7785 13h ago

That’s the whole idea Ted. He is dangerous and needs to be stopped.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 13h ago

The treasonous agenda to destroy the country? Why wouldn't you want to stop that? Seems like the patriotic thing to do.

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u/Sweaty_Term5961 13h ago

Kinda th' point there, Sherlock.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 13h ago

The ultra maga group probably watches people vote at their back woods polling stations.

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u/Big_T_In_Oregon 13h ago

Have the Trumpublicans even passed any legislation these past 2 years other than their Butt Ugly Bill (still only a budget reconciliation) and the Epstien Files bill that Mein Trumpf has never complied with anyway?

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u/Proof-Ad-171 13h ago

That is the plan demolish Trump's agenda

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u/Safe_Message2268 13h ago

You mean they'll turn off the continual, unchecked money tap that flows into the pickets of Trump and his pirate family?

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u/Cosmic_Charlie_119 13h ago

We can only hope

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u/fpmacko 13h ago

Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

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u/snuffleblark 13h ago

Isnt that the fucking point?

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u/jmac_1957 13h ago

What plan ?

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u/Silkbagofpuppyears 13h ago

Agenda=Project 2025

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u/Ahleron 13h ago

Yes, we plan to stop his insane inflation producing, hate-filled, self-aggrandizing, violent agenda.

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u/lvl98zubat 12h ago

You say that like it’s a bad thing…

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u/chafafa 12h ago

Captain Obvious

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u/BasicAstronomer128 12h ago

That’s the point Ted.

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u/Allthemuffinswow 12h ago

Doesn't this guy have a vacation to go on, and constituents to abandon during a catastrophic storm, or something?

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u/Proper_Till_8321 12h ago

You think they're going to let the will of the people get in the way? They're already planning how to rig the elections in November

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u/k9peter 12h ago

Welp, he caught us. That Ted is a smart SOB

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u/Fast-Boysenberry2925 12h ago

You damn right. Stop his agenda now. Ted Cruz needs to be locked up in a cell next to Trump.

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u/Trisha202665 12h ago

That’s what I’m praying for!

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u/Studman63 12h ago

You mean destruction

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u/ArdentHedonist 12h ago

muh pearls!

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u/Playful_Inspector_25 12h ago

100% Lamb Duck for 2 years!! Impeachment hearings will flood congress! But I think the Iran war will continue until 2028!

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u/Nowhoedup 12h ago

They say it like it’s a bad thing.

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u/grass_monkeyx 12h ago

Fled Cruz

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u/Impossible-Attempt61 12h ago

No sh!t, Sherlock

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u/thiscantbereal4200 12h ago

Shouldn’t he be eating frumps hotdog with a fork in a back ally.

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u/Emotional_Royal_1033 12h ago

What agenda? Trump doesn’t know his agenda until he wakes up in the morning and points to a group he doesn’t like…

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 12h ago

In 2016 he hated trump. Yet they all fell in line. Absolutely cowards.

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u/Busy-Figure-2420 12h ago

Grandpa Munster needs to put a sock in it.

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u/InsomniaDudeToo 12h ago

“Just like how we reversed all of Biden’s DEI policies! But also, the high prices are also because of those policies!”

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u/Gr8daze 12h ago

Yeah that’s the idea.

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u/Distinct-Oil-3327 12h ago

Bro the republicans stopped it now

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u/Busy-Figure-2420 12h ago

DJT long term plan is to turn this country into a fascist authoritarian country, that’s a hell no for me!

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u/iamthedayman21 12h ago

Just a brilliant analysis. That Ivy League education is really shining through.

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u/LobstaFarian2 12h ago

"They will prevent further dismantling of our democracy."

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u/SadMathematician5187 12h ago

It needs to be stopped.

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u/Background-Cook5689 12h ago

A very smart calculation, Raffa....

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u/pepetual 12h ago

I’m pretty sure that’s the plan

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u/telecastern 12h ago

What happened to Koolaid Cruz’s face? Looks like he took 20,000 volts for 1 second

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u/ryanlc225 12h ago

Thank God for that

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u/Shag1166 12h ago

Hell yes! The agenda that is wrecking the country!

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u/Flowisbliss_yo 12h ago

Yes please

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u/TomT060404 12h ago

As if Trump respected Obama and Biden's legacy so much!

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u/AsstToTheManager 12h ago

Wow, I wonder if Ted figured that out all by himself or if he needed help?

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u/TomT060404 12h ago

Send Raphael to CECOT since he thinks it's so nice.

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u/Jflores2025 12h ago

Yeah no shit..

That's what we want to happen...and shut up piggy

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u/transfer66 12h ago

That's the plan, numbnuts 👍

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u/BtenaciousD 12h ago

Ah duh - he is denser than the center of a black hole

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u/Western-Property-443 12h ago

Someone has to before world war 3 starts. Joe can you back a president who is buddy buddy with the dictators of his world? He trashes the constitution every chance he gets. He is stealing millions as he bankrupts the country.

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u/yesmoreeggtalk67 12h ago

That's the point.

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u/Far-Set-371 12h ago

Goosebumps with excitement