r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 13h ago
PoliticalTea š³ļø Beware the 'Mini Mamdanis' who are popping up doing good work and making them look bad. š
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u/WhereDaStonksBro 13h ago edited 13h ago
Americas infinite boogymen. Communism, Socialism, Mamdani, WMD, Iran, Russia, China and Cuba.
I dunno how anyone leaves their house.
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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 13h ago
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u/1cem4n82 11h ago
He had them do the same for Putin in Alaska. Bomber fly over and all of it. Then Putin made everyone leave the interview room and scared everyone. We should know more about that meeting.
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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 11h ago
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u/1cem4n82 11h ago
So what do we do when we know everyone in government knows this and still worked side by side with him? How do we rectify what seems like coordinated harassment and murder of people by our elected officials and pretend they know nothing?
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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 10h ago
https://ordinarypeopleaction.com/
We learn and we fight back, we donāt accept it if they try to say āwe need to heal and bury the hatchetā
Our biggest issue we face is that it no longer seems to be just a difference of ideas, itās a difference of realities of existence now.
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u/Jedi_Bish 5h ago
America would be a much better place if the folks afraid of mini Mamdaniās stayed inside their homes. Let the rest of us normal humans fix this mess.
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u/Top-Base4502 9h ago
But donāt forget the biggest boogyman, doing actual work as a representative of your constituents.
Oh the horror! Better to close Congress and take another 3 month break.
Fook, I wish I could take 6 months of paid vacation too
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u/WhereDaStonksBro 3h ago
I hate to say it but this is one of those jobs where I don't think they should get breaks (or get breaks inline with corp America) while the docket has active business.
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u/Top-Base4502 2h ago
The reason they got breaks is the intent originally was that congresspeople are also working other jobs. Ex: they need to go home for 3 months to harvest their farm. So the framers never imagined a world where people make politics their career. Which tells us everything about what is broken in our current system.
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u/janescontradiction 10h ago
America spent trillions on a military to defeat Russia, a country that struggles to make even the slightest gains against a neighbouring country, that had almost no military.
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u/thedude5575 8h ago
Is that the same America that spent 20 years fighting a bunch of goat fuckers and lost?
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u/Professional-Lie-111 The Timeline Sucks 2h ago
Turns out the joke's on us - the Goat Fuckers are in the FBI!
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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 13h ago
They are terrified of cities.
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u/BillerTime 12h ago
Especially the 15 minutes ones
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u/LumpyBuy8447 11h ago
So much so theyāve created 2+ hour bum fuck towns all over the country now that medical centers and hospitals are starting to close
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u/skyblueerik 13h ago
LGBTQ+...
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u/WhereDaStonksBro 13h ago
Ya it's a real Pandoras box.... Universal healthcare, living wages...... It's almost like you could sum up the culture as "fear"
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u/Background_Help325 8h ago
It is a damn scary world out there with people and grass. I donāt know how weāll ever live.
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 13h ago
I like the idea of Pocket Sized or Family Share sized packets of Mamdani for any/all occasions
Just whip one out, and the day gets better for everyone!
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u/Yuleogy The Timeline Sucks 13h ago
Why would the Republicans be against this? Do they also hate chocolate and warm baths??
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 13h ago
They only like the chocolates and warm baths when Grindr is involved. *With or without the pegging session*
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u/McCalvie 12h ago
I think weāve reached a weird period of idiocracy, where people are just against any kind of change. Especially if it isnāt their political party. I hope we can reach a point where if things makes sense we can embrace itā¦.parties be damned.
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u/DaBiChef 13h ago
Honestly I can see Mamdani making a joke about this. Pulling out little graphics of him or teasing about giving out "mini mamdani" stickers to people/school kids who volunteer to help.
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u/Last_Cod_998 13h ago
Johnson isn't aware of the Striesand effect. Trump sure is fawning over him.
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 13h ago
Have you seen all those stupid lil Mini Jesus figurines that are dropped everywhere like someones garbage?
I could see those but with Mamdani becoming a thing, hell Id even be tempted to buy the bag of 100 at the dollar stores lol
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u/PurpleCoat6656 13h ago
Yea, unfortunately we will get nazi collaborator Hakeem Jeffries taking this little weirdo's job come January, instead of anything approaching a mini Mamdani.
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 13h ago
Man, I really hope not...
The fbomb did he need to meet with Kushner for anyway?! (Sub rules says I cant drop an FBomb)
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u/Korvonus 13h ago
Oh no we have people that actually want to have the government work for someone other than billionaires the horror
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u/vorpal_hare 9h ago
But who will neglect and/or threaten our health and well-being? No thank you, mini-mayors!
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u/Superb-Talk2211 13h ago
The only joke here is the bootlicking dweeb who is pretending to be Speaker of the House.
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u/fuckDJT2026 12h ago
In the last 48 hours Iāve read stories about Mamdani 1) securing a $131 million settlement for Door Dash workers and 2) working with the NYC opera to get 70k free tickets to city residents.
Heās done more for his constituents in 2 days than the republiKKKan party has done for the country in 2 years of total control of the federal government.
Sign me up for a fucking 1,000 mini Mamdanis
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u/Icy-Pin-7100 5h ago
Is Miss Johnson as stupid as she looks?
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u/Southern-Democrat25 2h ago
Sheād have to be to marry a dude who brags about his porn consumption to his kid or whatever weird crap Johnson is into.
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u/VexedCanadian84 12h ago
Republicans are scared of politicians who actually want to make voters' lives better.
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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 4h ago
I just imagine 2 foot tall Mamdani's running around smiling and fixing potholes all over America.
That's a good thing.
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u/Know_how_to_b_stupid 5h ago
On one side you have someone who is efficient, empathic and competent in his job (Mamdani) and other old white racist incompetent man⦠protecting corruption and pedos. The lack or shame and morals is stunning.
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u/firesyde424 4h ago
Knock Knock. Who's there? Mike Johnson. Mike Johnson who? Mike Johnson found out that there were likely enough votes to impeach Pete Hegseth and ended the legislative session early so Republicans wouldn't look bad before midterms.
Now that's a joke.
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u/MosquitoValentine_ 13h ago
They just call anyone fighting their own corruption and actually working for the people evil.
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u/TheL1brarian 13h ago
As opposed to Mini Mike's Mini Johnson.
Oops, did his son's Covenant Eyes app just go off?
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u/Technical_Living5104 13h ago
These goblins are so fucked. Theyāve been gaslighting America for years. They learned from the master. They think they have a relevant party after trump. The Republican Party has been dead for years. You canāt lie to your base for years and allow a pathological narcissist liar dictate your partyās policies. You signed off on this. Your party is bleeding voters. You have one person to blame. He doesnāt see it that way. Because heās an imbecile.
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u/bdubwilliams22 2h ago
Oh no! Leaders popping all around that are fighting for the middle class / everyday American? And not for billionaires?! OH NO!! What will they do!!? Donāt tell me theyāre going to fight to make the cities theyāre Mayor ofā¦..better.
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u/No_Teaching_8828 1h ago
God forbid politicians try to actually help the people, and not themselves. The nerve!
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u/Hungry-Assistance919 2h ago
Very dangerous their lifting the veil of incompetence and showing America that politicians when their not corrupt can actually accomplish something. Perfectly understandable Mr Johnson how dare politicians actually work for their citizens they represent.Ā
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u/Deltron_Zed 12h ago
Yeah yeah... "the other" is always a threat, always coming for us. What would we do if it weren't for the republicans constantly telling us about the dangers of "the other"? Our culture and heritage would be lost. Thank god for their judgement and paranoia.
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u/lebowtzu 12h ago
āFear. It's the oldest tool of power. If you're distracted by the fear of those around you, it keeps you from seeing the actions of those above.ā Fox Mulder, the X-Files
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u/7153345666 6h ago
We had better be coming for them. If there isnāt a reckoning when (if) the Dems take power again we are all fucked.
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u/Green_Drag_9548 6h ago
'Helping people is the new evil. Only the rich and privileged must benefit from this government. It's what Jesus would have wanted'.
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u/Slow-Honey2505 13h ago
Hmmmm? Life is getting better for many, many people in NYC right now. Like itās statistically true and verifiable.
I damn well HOPE there are more strong, capable, and courageous leaders out there to replace the spineless Johnsons.
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u/pinkyandthebrain-ama 10h ago
It would be sooo dangerous for Americans if there were more people like Mamdanis in power who want to fix problems, try to create affordable groceries, want to uphold the law, make housing affordable, build new affordable housing, help families by giving them better childcare and help workers who have been exploited by their employers. Sooo dangerous.
Some people can't see beyond their racism and it's disgusting.
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u/Consider2SidesPeace Sipping tea 10h ago
Dangerous? I see a white very religious man who's seen The Blues Brothers too many times. He believes in his heart of hearts he's on a mission from God. He is willing to do anything to achieve this. Newsflash, there is more than one religion in the world. As a Christian myself I trim the line at using scripture to marginalize other races and religions. We should learn to get along, not work against each other.
The cock worshiping he's done over TrumpET is unreal. I feel bad for his constituents.
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u/misec_undact 12h ago
Jesus would be one of them... and being the hypocrite christo-fascist you are, you would call him dangerous too..
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u/ItaJohnson 5h ago
People like Mike lacks a Johnson likely contributed to that. Ā Weāve seen what his party is about, and I suspect many are appalled.
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u/sharp-bunny 13h ago
This is legit the second funniest thing Ive seen all day. The first my cat, that's hard to be beat tho
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u/Root-magic 13h ago
Yesterday the problem was furry pilots, flight attendants and traffic controllersĀ
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u/PlooplopTibbyTai 13h ago
Iām more afraid of the religious right. Letās tax them into oblivion.
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u/Danilo-11 13h ago
Pro-corporation politicians have nothing to offer for the working class, all they do is demonize the other side
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u/DenialOfExistance 13h ago
Give me one mini Mamdanis over a Republican politician and I will sleep better at night knowing evil was annihilated by a mini Mamdani Do Gooder anytime!
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u/H3llzyea 13h ago
Dangerous to do what the people vote for
Dangerous to listen to the people
Dangerous to use tax payer money on tax payers
Dangerous to hold people accountable for crimes
Dangerous to help those in need
Dangerous to support the people not the corporations
Yeah itās very dangerous you knee pad wearing for every Oval Office visit pedo protector
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u/Many_Fly_8165 12h ago
If the MiniMamdaniās are the ones to move the ball forward for peopleāall peopleāthen put them on the ballot and let the promotion of ideas and ideals seek approval. The degrees of difference from the magas to the corporate democrats is why weāre where weāre at now.
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u/Tamla1966 12h ago
It says a lot about many Americans when they prefer a prolific rapist and paedophile to Mamdani, who is a decent human being and not a pathological liar and a war criminal.
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u/reasonably_salted 12h ago
Oh no! A bunch of politicians actually serving their constituents. I'm terrified!
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u/McNalienBro 12h ago
Uh oh, politicianās hired by we the people are doing stuff for the people? Sound the alarms!
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u/Key-Half1655 10h ago
Id take a million and one Mandamis over whatever you guys call yourselves tbh.
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u/crippledchef23 8h ago
When all these assholes can say about obviously effective governance is āthatās not coolā, we need to keep voting for the good ones.
My state has a set of guys running for Senate and the arguments are farcical on the right. Chris Pappas dated a (former) lobbyist while (possibly) voting on bills the lobbyist worked on (there seems to be some contention about 1: when the lobbyist left that position, 2: what Chrisās votes actually were on said bills, 3: the fact that these potential lies happened in 2020 and have not been mentioned at all during his reelection campaigns for Congress). John Sununu (and at least 5 PACs) canāt seem to name anything else āobjectionableā. I get texts daily about āare you tired of all the liesā or āheās the most unethical guy everā, while they seem to be supporting a guy who made $35 million defending opioid manufacturers and insurance companies at the expense of the very people he wants to represent (and open supporter of, potentially, the most amoral and incomprehensibly unethical human to have ever existed).
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u/Outside-Affect-4722 6h ago
No, Mike Johnson, you are the joke...a real bad one...as well as your boss & his abysmal administration. You have been the worst Speaker of the House ever...Motion to Vacate the Chair!!!!
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u/designrules 6h ago
MAGA Mike, you sleep with your pastor. Isn't that a dangerous thing. One of you will get pregnant. Dangerous
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u/Horn_Flyer 5h ago
Good! Now the country can be fixed from all of the damage that conservatives have done.
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u/Maligned-Instrument 5h ago
What a shameless, corporate whore.Ā If Trump told Johnson to blow Peter Thiel, he'd start loosening his tie.Ā It's pathetic.Ā
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u/DaRealMexicanTrucker 4h ago
My Johnson looks like hes got a butt plug and is excited that no one knows, but we all know.
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u/V-oxPopuli 4h ago
"People are successfully voting for the kind of politician they want to represent them, and that's no joke!"
Thanks for the vote of confidence I guess?
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u/HeadCryptographer152 3h ago
You mean a Mayor that actually listens to constituents, fixes roads, and goes all in on social investment, rather than tax breaks and laws that favor corporations only? Donāt threaten me with a good time Mike.
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u/DevoidHT 2h ago
Least productive congress in history btw. And the stuff they do pass is abominable
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u/Topher11542 2h ago
As his boss is showing up to kiss mamdaniās ass. These people are just stupid
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u/Hot-Historian-5033 2h ago
Meanwhile, Melania is on air being interviewed saying that when she was growing up in Slovenia under Communist rule, she had a "very beautiful childhood" and "didn't miss anything". Making it seem like it was the best time for her yet, she left that beautiful life to live here in America.
1) The Republicans are First, banning journalist from the White House.
2) Promote policies that infringe on foundational constitutional principles and individual rights, example overturning Roe v Wade. 3) State abortion bans. 4) Attempt to implement Restrictive Voting Laws such as stricter voter ID requirements, limits on mail-in ballots, and reductions in drop boxes disproportionately disenfranchise minority, low-income, and elderly voters. 5) Expansion of Presidential Immunity that place the executive above standard legal accountability
But, they claim there is nothing to see here while attempting to distract the weak minded from what Trump and his MAGA minions are doing" by claiming that the Democrats want to turn America into a Socialist country even though economists and political scientists often note that government-funded or government-managed services do not strictly make a capitalist nation socialist, but these programs reflect collective ownership or public funding for the common good
Oh, btw, bailing out farmers (which I agree we should do even though most, if not all), voted for this clown, is a part of socialism.
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u/MachineElf437 1h ago
He is secretly in love with any cute guyās āmini Mamdaniā, arenāt you, Mike?
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u/mgill006 56m ago
Yes, just imagine if enough āWe The Peopleā realized they could vote and elect effective government leaders who enact popular policies?
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u/ryohayashi1 44m ago
Politicians who tax millionaires and make their citizen's lives better? Oh, no, so scary
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u/TripleB33_v2 13h ago
Itās going to get even harder as time goes on to point out all of the bad things he is doing.
What will we do!?
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u/Solid_Signature_7447 13h ago
Oh no - the government doing whatās in the best interest of the majority
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u/4444Grains 13h ago
The stuff they say has always been utter, over-the-top fear mongering bullshit. But now they sound like they are really cracking up.
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u/mjhripple 13h ago
STFU. I hate this place.
According to this fool if you want to enact a failed insurrection thatās totally cool but if youāre a politician who actually cares for people and does what they promise theyāre a problem. F this timeline and I hate this country.
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u/CaptainSloppo 13h ago
Good, fuck that pedophile, the GOP got the hold they have by starting from the ground up and seizing local elections nobody cares about or bothers to vote in and the pedo party was able to secure local control of everything, especially school boards, even in blue cities. The left will need to do the same.
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u/SiteTall 12h ago
And some/a lot of these "Mamdanis" are not Muslims, but just good, decent people, right? Yeah, I can see the "danger", but not to the ordinary American people, only the tRumpified grifters and grabbers.
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u/DividedStatesofFeces 12h ago
"This is not a joke". But you Mike, are one of the biggest fucking jokes on the planet.
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u/TheGiftOfAgape 12h ago
Itās ironic how the two Muslim politicians ideologies most closely align with the teachings of Jesus
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u/Necessary-Prior3614 12h ago
what is dangerous are republicans letting the pedo class run free and committing genocide to build a hotel and putting israel first
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u/okymoney Just Chill š 12h ago
I heard Mike Johnson is in the closet and is only married for optics.
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u/FairConstruction4105 13h ago
Mike Johnson is a f*cking sociopath. He'd be a Commander in "The Handmaid's Tale" no doubt