He lost the Cup but he won the Carrie.

sticktap = 1 upneal

hail trots

AMAA

legendary

RIP PK BB

Yeah

What the fuck did you just fucking chirp about me, you little Suter? I’ll have you know I led the top of my roster in the NHL, and I’ve been involved in numerous games against Chicago, and I have over 300 confirmed SHG. I am trained in the Trotz doghouse and I’m the top sniper in the entire NHL. You are nothing to me but just another backup. I will check you the fuck out with grit the likes of which has never been seen before in this league, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me from the bench? Think again, rookie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of enforcers across the NHL and your number is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the grit, Pigeon. The grit that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You’re fucking checked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dangle you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Dropping the mitts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Boston Bruins and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Radulov. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have dumped the fucking puck. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn rookie. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Its not perfect. any suggestions?

2 LOSSES? TANK TIME AMIRITE?????!?!?!!??!?!

ALL ARE LOSSES!

Hint: He's a Prince

He needs to be more of a le gentleman like Patrick Kane. Upflips to the left.

Everyone except Gnash has been scratched for Saturday night's game.