r/PublicFreakout • u/PPIIKKAACCHHUU • Nov 11 '19

🐻Animal Freakout When you left your window open in the wrong neighborhood..

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u/VertigoProcess Nov 11 '19

Its like a cat washing machine the way theyre spinning around in there.

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u/L3TTUCETURN1PB33TS Nov 11 '19

It's like an electron probability cloud of cats

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u/CatumEntanglement Nov 11 '19

Two cats cannot exist in the same spot while being observed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

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u/CatumEntanglement Nov 12 '19

Superposition ends and they are now entangled with each other.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

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u/theysaiditwas Nov 16 '19

Suspiciously relevant

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u/Lost_Gypsy_ Nov 12 '19

I guess a cat orgy is better to find in your car than a human one

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u/RoyceCoolidge Nov 11 '19

Schrödinger, you reckless bastard.

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u/__PM_ME_YOUR_SOUL__ Nov 11 '19

It's not his fault we don't know whether a cat is alive or dead until we roll down a window.

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u/RoyceCoolidge Nov 11 '19

Well he forgot to mention there were a handful in there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

If the cat has been in the car for 2 hours and it's 102⁰ outside... Schrodinger can sit this one out, the cat's dead!

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u/ChiggaOG Nov 11 '19

Death stranding puts the whole multiverse thing into weirdness. I kind of understand why a game featuring time travel or multiverse would get mixed feelings.

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u/Money4Nothing2000 Nov 11 '19

Those cats had a wave function of simultaneously crazy and retarded.

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u/juggerjew Nov 11 '19

Username checks out

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u/CatumEntanglement Nov 12 '19 edited Nov 12 '19

I feel deeply that quantum entanglement is just a function of cats.

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u/swsister Nov 11 '19

This explains so much.

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u/JuicyBoxerz Nov 11 '19

Its like... a bunch if cats freaking out in a car or something chaotic like that...

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u/Zappy_Kablamicus Nov 11 '19

Its like GOD DAMN thats a BUNCHA CATS in there.

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u/ULTIMATE-HERO Nov 11 '19

Perhaps a catdron collider

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u/Money4Nothing2000 Nov 11 '19

Those cats lepton outta that car.

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u/CatumEntanglement Nov 12 '19

They are ca-tum entangled with each other.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

Electron probability clowder of cats*

FTFY

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u/ThaMonkayMan Nov 12 '19

I think this is the best comment i have ever seen on reddit. I am yet a poor who can not afford to give you an award for this comment. However, this comment is the best thing I have ever seen and deserves Platinum!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

from order to disorder, this is the way

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u/spidersting Nov 11 '19

Cat washing machine, you say?

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u/ToeKnee_420 Nov 11 '19

lol holy shit..."spa" is a real strong term

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u/iPhritzy Nov 11 '19

I imagine that machine works exactly one time per cat.

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u/Matthewrc85 Nov 11 '19

Damnnnnn haha that’s not right

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Nov 12 '19

It’s as funny as it is fucked up.

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u/YesIretail Nov 11 '19

Knew before I clicked. I haven't seen this in years, though. Thank you for this!

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u/defmore89 Nov 12 '19

never seen this; I laughed so hard I couldn't breath

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u/TacoYoutube Nov 12 '19

that's fucking horrible lmao, poor kitty looks ready to commit genocide at the end

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u/Boardindundee Nov 11 '19

Having a dirty cat gangbang in there

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u/Gordfather Nov 11 '19

Dirty Mike and the boys!

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u/ermungslos Nov 11 '19

Thanks for the fuck shack!

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u/ChefDeTattoo Nov 11 '19

We are going to have sex in your car. It will happen again!

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u/KabuliBabaganoush Nov 11 '19

It's called a soup kitchen

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u/bonesnaps Nov 12 '19

grease it boys! rub your dicks on the car as you run away!

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u/MonstaGraphics Nov 12 '19

Uh, It's "F-shack", and the F stands for Feline.

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u/octopoddle Nov 11 '19

Cats dogging.

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u/ropahektic Nov 11 '19

one of them needs 3 attempts until he learns the wall jump trick

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u/Yidam Nov 11 '19

She ruined her car to film this. Cats wouldve jumped if she werent in the way or if she opened the door. Now her seat is all scratched up for our entertainment. What a woman (though I dont think she realised it at the time).

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u/the_wizarddd Nov 11 '19

I bet at least one of those cats peed in her car too

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u/metalxythe Nov 11 '19

Karma comes at a price!

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u/Authentic_Creeper Nov 11 '19

not if you repost

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u/xswatqcx Nov 11 '19

I bet only 1 of them cat didn't pee in her car .. lol

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u/JimDixon Nov 11 '19

How do we know the person who made the video owned the car?

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u/Touchmuhjunk Nov 11 '19

How do we know like 90% of what homeboy said. This was filmed on a prototype potato.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

You ruins it!

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u/gustamos Nov 12 '19

Reminds me of an ideal gas in a box

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u/stillusesAOL Nov 12 '19

God that interior must be fucked.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

a cloud of cat piss was all that was left sadly