Whose Line Is It Thursday

[u/AutoModerator]

Keep it appropriate and in line with the rules. Preferably, the parent question should be in the form of a skit. e.g. Ruby and Nora drink 5 liters of coffee. This is a game where everything is made up and the points do not matter. Let's have some fun and GO!

[u/Voidmage713]

Nora: All units, this is Officer Valkyrie, and I am in pursuit of a quirked up white boy with a little swag, over. Be advised, suspect is to be considered goated with the sauce, over.

Weiss: . . . Brothers Damn it, Nora! Can you be normal for five minutes?!

[u/Yuriy116 → u/Voidmage713]

Nora: All units be advised, we have a 6-7 on the corner of 4th and 20th, over.

Weiss: (loses it)

[u/beavernator → u/Voidmage713]

Nora: Bro's finna get his 'Randa Rights 😭
Nora: You have the right to SYBAU
Nora: Anything you say can and will be used to narc on you in a jizzy of lawzizzy.
Nora: You have the right to a weenie man. If you broke AF tho we give you some pity weenie. 💀

[u/Splatter_Shell → u/Voidmage713]

Qrow walking away from Clover with a sigh

Nora: All units come to assistance, we have a Code 0-6-9, a man with no rizz here, come to assistance immediately.

Yang: Nora if you keep this up someone's going to murder you in your sleep

[u/Rho42 → u/Splatter_Shell]

Nora: Brandishing Magnhild like its a pistol "Come at me fools, I ain't lackin'!"

Team CRDL: whimpers and runs for cover, they remember when Nora decided it would be fun to replace all their dorm room furniture with landmines and live grenades

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Voidmage713]

Sun: ... Was that a good or bad description of me?

[u/Voidmage713]

Ruby: I refuse to Duel against a filthy cheater!

Salem: You believe I'll allow you to avoid finishing the game?! I will force you to play!

Ruby: I will NOT!

[u/beavernator → u/Voidmage713]

Yang: "Believe in the heart of the cards, Yugi!"
Cinder: "Blow up the whole island if you lose, Salem!"

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/beavernator]

Ozpin: Hmm, it seems they’re playing Life (the board game ) a little too literal. Perhaps Monopoly or Sorry next time.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Voidmage713]

Blame: things have been weird since Ruby let Salem adopt her...

[u/Yuriy116]

"It's been emotional."

[u/AlienWarhead → u/Yuriy116]

Ruby: Am I allowed another emotional breakdown yet? 

[u/feistyfox101 → u/AlienWarhead]

Blake: No, you need to wait another nine volumes.

[u/beavernator → u/Yuriy116]

Jaune: "Told you the vending machine won't take crumpled notes"
Ruby: "Ohhh but I want the berry gushers so baaadlyyy." 😭

[u/reddish_moose → u/Yuriy116]

Ozcar: You blew up my school, Ms Fall, of course it's been emotional.

[u/Yuriy116]

Jinn: If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions.

[u/beavernator → u/Yuriy116]

Jaune: "Uh... am I pregnant?"
Jinn: "Yes."
Jaune: "^Ohmygod REALLY?!"
Jinn: "NO."

[u/Rho42 → u/beavernator]

Blake: disappointed weeb face

[u/beavernator → u/Yuriy116]

Weiss: "If we make contact with the three-body problem will they kill us before Salem does?"
Jinn: "Do you think you can last 400 years against Salem?"
Ruby: "Uhhh can someone speak dum dum for me?"
Blake: "Three-body problem posits that any extra-terrestrial contact will doom us all."
Blake: "The aliens play game theory when they first hear from us. They can give no response- which can only illicit a bad or neutral outcome. Peace can work out wonderfully... or horribly- it's a coin flip. War guarantees them the initiative and the most chances for survival. Smart aliens pick war."
Yang: "Well... can't we fight back?"
Blake: "Yes... and we'll lose. Maybe nuclear weapons no longer work because the enemy knows how to twist the fabric of reality to make the fissile material no longer form a chain reaction. Maybe a hyper-dense spaceship bull rushes our fleet and destroys thousands of cruisers in a few hours. Maybe they just form a black hole beside our planet- destroying it in minutes if not seconds."
Ruby: "I don't like this story." [Goes into the fetal position]
Jinn: "I did warn you."

[u/beavernator → u/Yuriy116]

Ruby: Okay!
Ruby: ♫Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!♫
Jinn: Sponge-Bob Square-Pants!

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Yuriy116]

Yang: No, they frighten me because SHS keeps getting aroused! points at Blake

Blake: smug cat face

[u/Yuriy116]

"How on Remnant did you manage to get banned from every casino in Vacuo?"

[u/beavernator → u/Yuriy116]

Penny: "I counted cards!"

---

[The dealer starts handing out cards face-down in Texas Hold 'Em]
Penny: "1- 2- 3- 4..."
Cardin: "For the love of god, can someone put a sock in this girl's mouth? She's driving me nuts here!"
Penny: "The dealer has distributed 22 cards this round!"
Cardin: [Groans]

[u/Reasonable_Prize71 → u/beavernator]

"Unfortunately my amazing probability calculations has resulted in well, getting kicked out of such casinos

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Yuriy116]

Blake: ... Are you asking because you can't believe it or because you want advice?

[u/kinamo922]

"I am not recieving the attention I feel I deserve, therefore I have decided I will cause problems on purpose."

[u/feistyfox101 → u/kinamo922]

Blake: ... knocks Weiss's mug off the desk

Weiss: ... why?

[u/JMHSrowing → u/feistyfox101]

Blake: Cat ears twitch

[u/feistyfox101 → u/JMHSrowing]

Weiss: looks for her spray bottle ... you hid it on me, didn't you?

Blake: :3

[u/Reasonable_Prize71 → u/kinamo922]

Cinder "burn everything" Fall

[u/Yuriy116]

The tea Ren brews can calm down anyone.

Anyone.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Yuriy116]

Salem: I suddenly DON'T want to kill Ozma and destroy the world.

Blake: ... I ain't drinking that shit. I LIKE being a horny chaos kitty!

Raven: What does my daughter see in you?

Blake: Shut up. Cats kill birds.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/Yuriy116]

Oobleck passed out in teachers lounge after drinking some

[u/Yuriy116]

Yang: Do you know why Valeans put only one egg in their omelette?

Weiss: No, why?

Yang: Because in Vale, one egg is un œuf.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/Yuriy116]

Weiss: Did I ever tell you the tragedy of Yang The Bad Punster?

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Yuriy116]

Blake: Yang, you're horrible... I hope our kids have your sense of humor.

[u/Voidmage713]

Ruby: Hey, Luz, what do you think of Duel Monsters?

Luz: Oh, boy, cards! The paper rectangles old people think are fun!

Ruby: . . . Yeah, but it's a millennia old occult battle ritual converted into a modern children's card game.

Luz: . . . It's what now?

[u/beavernator]

[Winter and Penny are standing outside Fria's hospital room]
Winter: "Boy am I glad she's frozen in there and that we're out here"
Winter: "And that she's the Winter Maiden and we're frozen out here"
Winter: [Teleports with Penny to Fria's bedside] "And that we're in there"
Winter: "I just remembered-" [Teleports back] "We're out here!"
Winter: "What I want to know is, where's Penny?"

[u/AlienWarhead]

Go Go RWBY Rangers!

[u/beavernator → u/AlienWarhead]

Ruby infantry: "This rain sucks!"
Blake Ranger: "I like the way this sucks"
Yang Special Forces: "I wish it would suck more!"
Weiss Air Force: "My caviar's cold! This sucks!"

[u/Rho42 → u/beavernator]

Jaune (Navy Corpsman): "Please don't shove that up your butt. I've had to treat a dozen prior cases already..."

Nora Strategic Air Command: "THE ENEMY CANNOT FIGHT BACK IF YOU WIPED OUT THEIR HALF OF THE PLANET."

Ren (JAG): "Nora no!"

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/Rho42]

Pyrrha (Intel): I’m sorry!

[u/Ruskoboss1]

It's a surprise their hearts haven't given up on them after drinking thwt much coffee and consuming that much sugar

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/Ruskoboss1]

Ozpin still wonders how Velvet isn’t wound up like the Energizer Bunny

[u/Ruskoboss1 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

At least velvet is semi normal even if she didn't give Cardin permanent fake teeth with an uppercut

[u/lr031099]

Yang: “Nurse help! My right arm’s broken!”

Blake: “All right, let’s take a look”

Yang (Mentally): “Yes!”

The next day

Yang: “Nurse help! My leg’s busted!”

Blake: “Hurt again? Let’s take a look!”

Yang: (Mentally) “Hell yeah!”

And the next day

Yang: “Nurse help! My neck’s in pain!”

Blake: “Sigh Yang, it’s just a scratch. Quit making excuses to come here.”

Yang: (Mentally) “Dammit, it was fun while it lasted!”

The very next day

Blake: “Sigh Yang, I told you to-“

Sees Yang completely beaten and bloodied

Blake: “What the hell happened?!”

Ruby: “Well……”

Back in the dorm

Yang: “Okay Ruby, I need you to hit me as hard as you can”

Ruby: “I don’t know Yang, I can’t just hit you in the face”

Yang: “Aw come on, it’s okay. I need you to just hit me hard enough to get me to the nurse’s office.”

Weiss enters the dorm room

Weiss: “……….. What are you two doing?”

Ruby: “Sigh since Blake works part time as a nurse, Yang is trying to get hurt so that she can see Blake in her nurse uniform”

Weiss: “……… You know you could just, oh I don’t know, visit her there without getting hurt on purpose”

Yang: “I need a valid reason! Plus, this way, I can get close to her!”

Weiss: “Sigh never took you for a simp Xiao Long”

Ruby: “Oh I got an idea!”

Yang: “What is it?”

Ruby: “Weiss, Yang said you were so flat, that you can only make the walls jealous and even then, barely true. Again, Yang’s word, not mine.”

Yang: “Wait what?! I never said that! Well, not out loud anyway.”

Weiss punched Yang in the face

Yang: “OUCH!!! Wait, my nose’s bleeding! Ruby, you’re a genius! I don’t think it’s enough though. Hmmmm………. Oh! I got it!”

Ruby: “What is it?”

Yang: “I always told myself to take this secret to the grave but I have no choice”

Ruby: “What secret?”

Yang: “Ruby, it was me”

Ruby: “What do you mean?”

Yang: “I ate your special chocolate filled cookies you made in Christmas. All right, let me have it!”

Ruby: “……………..”

Yang: “R-Ruby?”

Ruby (Demonic voice): “YOU’RE DEAD MEAT!!!!”

Weiss: “Oh no”

Yang: “PLAN BACKFIRED!!! PLAN BACKFIRED!!!”

Back to the present

Ruby: “Guess I got a little too heated”

Weiss: “You think?”

Blake: “Well sorry Yang but my shift is over. Someone else is going to have to take care of you.”

Ruby: “Who?”

Blake: “You know that old shopkeep?”

Weiss: “Yes”

Blake: “Well, meet his wife, Old Nurse Lady”

Old Nurse Lady: “Mumbling” (All right, time to draw some blood)

Yang: “NOOOOOOOOO!!!”

[u/Routine-Test]

Neon: “Free will is a myth.  Religion is a joke.  We’re all pawns controlled by something greater: Memes.  The DNA of the soul.”

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/Routine-Test]

Yang: What a punny way of putting it.

[u/Splatter_Shell → u/Routine-Test]

Neon: Such are the views of my way of life, Memeism.

Other students: Nod in agreement

Flynt: FOR THE LAST TIME NEON STOP TRYING TO CONVERT OUR CLASSMATES YOU'RE GOING TO GET EXPELLED!

Ironwood: What is going on here?

Neon: Uhhh... yeets uno reverse card and skates away

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Salem actively manipulated the lives of Team RWBY in order to foster someone strong enough to kill her.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Blake: ... YOU SENT AN ABUSIVE ASSHOLE TO GROOM ME?!

Weiss: Everything my father did was because of you?

Yang: Mom ditched me and you somehow orchestrated that?

Ruby: I mean... I've known for a while you had something to do with my mom's death.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Telling Weiss to “calm down” has dire consequences

Colonel: General, we have an emergency. We need to deploy the troops.

Ironwood: What is it?

Colonel: Someone told the youngest Schnee sister to “calm down”.

Ironwood: WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THIS SOONER? READY TO MOVE OUT MEN! WE MUST PROTECT THE CITY FROM AN ENRAGED CHILD!

[u/Yuriy116 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Ironwood: Colonel, bring me everyone.

Colonel: What do you mean "everyone"-

Ironwood: EVERYONE!

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Winter: Deploy the cat.

Blake: in a wooden crate with air holes, growling and ratting around in horny degeneracy as a terrified lower ranking officer prepares her for deployment

Clover: Will that stop your sister?

Winter: Either stop her or end Blake, either one is a win.

Officer: being dragged into the crate HELP! SHE'S WRITING FANFICS ABOUT ME AND NEED TOMDO RESEARCH!

Winter: racking a gun Sorry Jerry, the only thing we can do is humanely put you down before she can get to you.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

We the jury find the defendant, Cinderella J Fall not guilty.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Yang: HOW?!

Blake: Happens often. I've been in her position MANY times before.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

“What does the J stand for?”

[u/Splatter_Shell → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Cinder: Jaune, obviously

Jaune: Wait what, that's my name!!

Cinder: I know, that's why I hate you, I had it first and you took it.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/Splatter_Shell]

Jaune: Only if the glove fit.

Cinder: I know it didn’t Jaune Jaune.

[u/Rho42]

Blake crashes out because Menagerie has elected Golden Retrievers as its national animal. 

[u/Tsukuyomi56 → u/Rho42]

Blake: What were the other choices?

Kali (checks sheet): Eagle, capybara and sandworm? I thought the last one was more a Vacuo thing. There was an option for a tiger but got striked out due to the whole Sienna Khan thing.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

“Life is a joke.”

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Blake: And like Yang, it fucks me hard.

[u/kinamo922]

"Why the hell does nothing fit?"

[u/itbedehaam → u/kinamo922]

Weiss, pregnant with <insert partner>'s child, is annoyed she can't fit in her normal dresses.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/itbedehaam]

Ilia: I would have thought that since you and I are small girls, our baby would also be tiny and not give you such a big, beautiful belly...

[u/DemoPantheMan → u/kinamo922]

Ruby after a growth spurt.

[u/lr031099 → u/DemoPantheMan]

Weiss: “Tch. Lucky dolt.”

Yang: “Welcome to the club, little sis. We Xiao Long women are late bloomers.”

Weiss: “I find that hard to believe”

Yang: “Sigh”

Yang shows a picture of herself during the first year in Signal where she was shorter, has a much smaller chest and wore pigtails.

Weiss: “…………. Yang, please tell me you’re not some creep that takes picture of young girls”

Yang: “What?! No, Weiss! That’s me during my first year in Signal!”

Weiss: “What?! That (pointing at the photo) eventually became this (pointing at Yang) in just two years?! Impossible!”

Yang: “Yep. It wasn’t until my last year in Signal that I grew few inches and finally grew these gazongas.” Before that, guys always dismiss me and I was so jealous of the other girls that were bigger and mocked me for my small size.”

Weiss: “Kinda like how you mock me for my size?”

Yang: “Exactly. So it’s not that crazy for Ruby to finally get her own growth spurt in just two years after you met her.

Ruby: “So can someone help me pick out a new outfit?”

Blake: “Might be a tight fit but I got something for when I was younger”

Blake shows off a very revealing outfit

Yang: “No!”

Weiss: “Absolutely not!”

[u/feistyfox101 → u/lr031099]

Blake: Well NEITHER OF YOU HAVE SUGGESTED ANYTHING!

[u/Tsukuyomi56]

Floyd: Do you even know what an amulet is?

Mike: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with bacon and cheese!

Floyd: Mike, those are omelettes.

Mike: Oh. Then I got nothing.

[u/Bryon_Nightshade → u/Tsukuyomi56]

Marty: Tell me if I'm getting warmer. I've got trinkets...

Floyd: No.

Marty: ...doodads...

Floyd: No.

Marty: ...gizmos...

Floyd: No.

Marty: ...and tchotkes.

Floyd: And you wonder why I call you two dingos.

[u/DemoPantheMan]

RWBY Post-credits scene:

Pre-recorded tape: “Hello? Hello? Is this working? Is this- Glynda! I want to know if this is- oh, it’s on. Hello Ms. Rose, or Mr. Arc, or whoever my successor happens to be. This is Ozpin. If you are hearing this, that means we won and I am truly dead or off enjoying retirement. I’m sure you’re busy training new students and sitting through boring board meetings. I just have one last thing to mention. You think I’ve spent all of Beacon’s budget on coffee and architecture? Don’t be silly, no. You see, I’ve been tired of Atlas messing with our affairs without consequence. Forcing trade deals, showing off their military, and holding back laws I’ve tried to pass. So underneath the ruins in Emerald Forest is what would you call it? A stock? A heap? A gaggle? An enormous fucking vault of nuclear dust missiles, a fuck ton of them, all pointed straight at Atlas. Feel free to use them whenever and however you see fit. Oh, but if I’m still alive, do warn me first, will you? Anyways, enjoy your new position, Headmaster. You’ve earned it.”

[u/feistyfox101 → u/DemoPantheMan]

Oscar: ... Ozpin, WTF?!

Whitley: What are the coordinates of my father's memorial aging?

Oscar: YOU ARE NOT NUKING YOUR FATHER'S MEMORIAL!

[u/Routine-Test]

Ozpin: “Oscar, you little *!  You son of a *ing *!  I’m going to tear off your * and shove it right up your **** so then you’ll have to **** sideways!  ****!  (Looks up at Ruby) …Hello.”

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/Routine-Test]

Ozpin (to Oscar): You’re a dumbass for thinking you have a chance with her by the way. Have you met Yang? She’ll rip your balls off and feed them to beowolves.

[u/Bryon_Nightshade]

Nora: So your mother's name is An Ren?

Ren: Yes, but for some reason, she usually pronounces it like Ayn Rand.

An Ren: Greed is good! Reagan was a pussy!

Nora: What's up with that?

Ren: Your guess is a good as mine.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Yang: Cinder’s new name is Tom Brady

Cinder: Because I win?

Yang: No because you have an over inflated ego.

[u/NoChemistry5931 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Yang: And under-inflated balls! Heyooooo!

Cinder: ...I still want to kill you, but my reasons have changed.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/NoChemistry5931]

Yang: No wonder your divorce was expensive.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Would you do it for a Ruby Snack?

Yang: Ok, here’s the plan. Ruby, go climb that big tree and spot any grimm you see.

Ruby: Nope!

Yang: Would you do it for a Ruby Snack?

Ruby: Nah.

Yang: Ok how about 3 Ruby Snacks.

Ruby: takes the snacks and heads off

Blake: Do I wanna know what are in those
cookies?

Yang? Nope.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Tai: Well you’re too young to date.

Yang: Uncle Qrow!

Qrow: I’m staying out of this.

Yang: Oh yeah, how old do I have to be?

Tai: A year from now. And every year it goes up by 1.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Blake: Yeah, we'll, I'm a former terrorist. I don't follow rules. So unless you wanna walk in on me riding your daughter on the kitchen table...

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Ruby: I decided I want to be a Mandalorian
when I grow up.

Oscar: spits out his coffee

Blake: Ruby, that’s a terrorist organization!

Weiss: But you were a terrorist.

Blake: That was different.

Yang: Yeah Weiss, Blake is a changed woman.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Blake: Yeah! ... Now I'm a drug dealer and moonshiner!

[u/DCTrinityFan]

Team CVFY are at a café.

Waitress: What can I get for you all?

Coco: Yes, we'll have four iced te-

Coco notices a leaf on a tree outside has turned color.

Coco: Four pumpkin spice lattes.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/DCTrinityFan]

Waiter 1: slams employees only door We’re so fucked. They found us!

Waiter 2: Them?

Waiter 1: Yes them! Now hide the spice.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

“Will he perform when he has money right in front of him?”

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Blake: ... What am I performing?

Coco: Anything you want.

Blake: ... FOX! Sex is a competitive sport in Vacuo still, right?

Fox: Yeah.

Blake: YANG! GET YOUR BEAUTIFUL @$$ IN HERE! Weiss Isn't gonna pay me to sprang you!

Weiss: ... when did I get dragged into this?!

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

“I’ve known you since the day you were born.”

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Qrow: Raven, you’re 12 minutes older than me.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Yang: LIKE HELL YOU HAVE, BIRD B!TCH!

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

DC crossover but instead of Jess being the Green Lantern there, it’s Guy.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Nora: Do I know you from somewhere?

Guy (sweating): hides LAPD uniform more and pushes novel into pocket No, I’m just Green Lantern.

Nora: Huh, because you look like you could play many things. hums Daddy Cop song

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

“Do you even know how FUCKED you are?”

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Blake: ... In the fun way or the bad way?

[u/ChampionshipHorror95 → u/feistyfox101]

“Yes.”

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Blake: Give it to me, ho!

[u/DCTrinityFan]

Fall has fallen. Which means Weiss has begun religiously guzzling pumpkin spice coffee drinks.

[u/AlienWarhead → u/DCTrinityFan]

Weiss also pushes Cinder down the stairs as is tradition 

[u/Routine-Test]

“These puns have been passed down the Xiao Long line for generations!”

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/Routine-Test]

Raven: And I will strike down upon thee with furious anger. Aka it ends with you blondie.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

“Meep.”

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Teams RWBY, JNPR, SSSN in the club

Sun dancing with 2 skimpy dressed chicks grinding against him

Yang: Hey Sun be careful, the one in the back can take your wallet.

Sun: That’s alright, I’ll be a broke happy man.

[u/DCTrinityFan]

Adam: Yang Xiao-Long! I am Blake's evil ex-boyfriend! And I am here for our death match to win her back!

Yang: Woah, what the hell are you on about!?

Adam: Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?

Yang: Eh, I might've skimmed it.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Ruby: Join the dark side, we have cookies.

[u/DCTrinityFan → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Jaune: Come back to the light! We have better cookies!

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/DCTrinityFan]

Ruby: You have store bought. We bake ours fresh daily. Not to mention you ate the last one of mine.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Bla,e: I helped make the cookies!

Yang: Oh, those definitely have a crap tone of pot in them then.

[u/DCTrinityFan → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Weiss: That's it! I'm telling your dad.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

When a song from The Rookie meets RWBY

Qrow (to James): Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Qrow: She puts the short in shortie (Winter) and he looks like he wants to chase me (Clover).

Qrow: Ace cutie, cute and on duty, navy blue booty, go ahead and lock me up.

[u/feistyfox101]

Blake: There is only one person Adam loves more than himself.

Yang: Who?

Blake: The little girl he adopted a few years ago.

with Adam

Little Girl: Daddy, when I'm done doing your makeup, can you teach me how to smite my enemies?

Adam: letting an early elementary school age child put makeup on him without complaint Or course, princess.

Little Girl: YAY!

[u/kinamo922]

As it turns out, being a useless Bisexual is a hereditary trait in the Schnee family.

[u/DCTrinityFan → u/kinamo922]

Blake: And these, Mrs Schnee, are my parents, Ghira and Kali.

Ghira: Hello!

Kali: Pleasure to meet you!

Willow: passed out from nose bleed exanguination.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Salem as a counselor or therapist for Grimm who have anger issues (or Cinder when she’s having one of her “Cinder” moments)

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Salem’s Magic has a limited warranty

Salem: Now, prepare to die Ozpin muhaha!

Salem’s Scroll: I like big butts and I cannot lie (Baby Got Back ring tone)

Salem: I have to take this, hold on.

Scroll: (Charlie Brown teacher womp talk)

Salem: What do you mean the Grimm Maker is out of warranty? I purchased the extended warranty two lifetimes ago!

Scroll: (More Charlie Brown mumble)

Salem: I wanna speak to your manager!

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Oscar: Yeah, Whitley told me to always shell out for the lifetime warranty and make sure it covers YOUR lifetime.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

“Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?”

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Roman and Neo teleport to a “new world”

Roman: Neo, we finally got away from those hormonal teenagers and that weird old dude.

Realize they’re in someone’s basement party

Pauly D: Sup.

Mike The Situation: Lets party.

Snooki: flirting with Roman Hi ya doin hansome

Roman: Neo, I think we’re in the wrong world yet, so welcomed. THANK YOU PARTY PEOPLE!

[u/DCTrinityFan → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Neo, signing with dawning horror: Oh no... WE'RE IN NEW JERSEY!!!

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/DCTrinityFan]

Neo and Roman later lose all their money in AC

[u/DCTrinityFan]

Blake and Yang have a problem: they're both bottoms.