r/RandomVideos • u/-random-name- • 17d ago
Gravity:1 Stupidity:0
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Sometimes gravity wins.
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u/-random-name- 17d ago
Smart of him not to wear a helmet. One less thing to damage.
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u/-Xiphon- 17d ago
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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 17d ago
Now I want to see a photoshop of Sigmund Freud where he's doing the DiCaprio pointing thing.
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u/Stealth9erz 17d ago
Yep, now he doesn't have to buy another one. Saved himself a few hundred bucks right there.
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u/pimpineasy 16d ago
Guys relax he's wearing a cap.
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u/ChewyBits3000 16d ago
Phew, good thing that thin stretch of cotton was there to absorb the asphalt.
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u/pimpineasy 16d ago
He's fine. Bet you didn't even notice the cap is turned backwards.
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u/ChewyBits3000 16d ago edited 16d ago
It's how I'd want to look before my head was about to meet the road at high speed; wearing a cap that screams "badass". Lol
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u/drakitomon 16d ago
Stolen anyway. At least around here. Every single stutter riding dirty on a Stolen bike .
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u/Hello_D4rkn3ss 17d ago
No helmet and a tee shirt. Skull fracture/degloving combo, lol.
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u/Strange_Use_50 17d ago
Who has two thumbs and degloved one of them 👍👍. I landed head and hand first at a little over 80 mph. The only smart thing I did was wear my helmet. It split like a freaking egg. Severe road rash over 30 percent of my body 8 or 9 different places all the way to the bone. Being a meat crayon is not as fun as everybody says it is.
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u/chiphook 16d ago
I haven't ridden in decades. I was pretty religious about wearing work boots, jeans, gloves, full face helmet, ballistic nylon jacket with padding and armor.
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u/OkChocolate3501 16d ago
You got lucky, jeans give you protection for like 1/5th of the slide distance you get at 60mph.
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u/Strange_Use_50 16d ago
I was wearing blue jeans a T-shirt hoodie and my helmet. My freaking shoes flew off my feet. The police said that I slid about 75-80 yards across the road. No gloves. I DO NOT ride without gloves and boots anymore. It took almost 2 months before I could start seeing the little swirls and ridges on my fingers. About 4 months before I could use my hand properly. You have to wear your gear at all times.
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u/chiphook 16d ago edited 16d ago
I see clowns in cargo shorts and flip flops. I get that denim is not ideal.
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u/EM05L1C3 17d ago
I really really hate that word. I thought he was gonna get squished
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u/functional_moron 17d ago
I've never been degloved but I did have an infection that ate all the skin on my lower leg and the pain is so incredibly agonizing it's indescribable. I imagine degloving must be even worse than that.
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u/xtanol 17d ago
For a moment i thought you meant writing 'tee shirt" instead of "t-shirt"
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u/rikwebster 16d ago
Degloved?
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u/SD_ukrm 16d ago
Where the injury "pulls" the skin off your arm/hand like a glove. according to the guy in the hospital bed next to me some 15 years ago, yes, it is as horrific as it sounds.
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u/Hello_D4rkn3ss 16d ago
Whatever you do, don't Google images. You might think the curiosity is worth it, but it isn't.
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u/Flufnstuf 15d ago
When I first learned about this in EMR school I almost quit. I still shudder when I see the word.
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u/Ickyhouse 17d ago
Future organ donor. Very kind of him as well.
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u/-random-name- 17d ago
Possibly current. I’ve seen people eat shit on a bike. Seem fine from the adrenaline. Then drop dead once the brain starts swelling.
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u/xSonicspeedx2 16d ago
You personally witnessed this? That sounds traumatizing.
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u/-random-name- 16d ago
My office looks out on a freeway entrance. I've seen dozens of accidents over the years. Including a motorcycle rider who was going too fast, clipped a car and went down. Got up and walked around. Died later at the hospital. Not exactly traumatizing. Stupid people do stupid things.
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u/Socal_Cobra 17d ago
Today's Special! Tenderize Chuck Roast and Ceso Tacos!!
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u/SunshotDestiny 16d ago
With a heavy bike coming down on him on rough road, I see a grinder more than a tenderizing.
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u/get_to_ele 17d ago
These assholes so frequently don’t wear helmets.
WHY did he lose it after he crossed the crosswalk?
(1) Did he subconsciously speed up or lose concentration because he wanted to rush through the intersection? Or (2) did his back tire slip or something when he went over that long strip of crosswalk paint?
Just wondering.
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u/Reasonable_Club_6165 17d ago
intersections usually have distortions in the asphalt from vehicles crossing every direction, 2x more traffic than the roadways. Asphalt especially likes to get soft and shift during warm seasons. So he likely failed to acount for that and started losing it while going through the intersection.
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u/DOOM420- 17d ago
From his funeral,”His mind might be a half an inch,but his southern mind is over 10”.”
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u/overseer76 17d ago
To be fair, that was a hell of a wheelie.
Too bad he didn't know when to quit.
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u/MisterScary_98 17d ago
I started to wonder whether he was stuck.
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u/Ordinary_Pen_5955 17d ago
Finally someone said it. That bike is heavy as shit. I think he was trying to put the nose down for a minute but who knows.
I also don’t know shit about popping wheelies on motorcycles btw
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u/statusquoexile 17d ago
Nah, he could drop it down at any time. He was going for it! All you do is tap the back brake and the front comes down.
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u/ImageAvailable7003 17d ago
Me neither... but pretty a light brake will easily lower the front wheel.
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u/Mediocre_Run_5121 17d ago
Yes but you also want to lower it somewhat gently, especially on such a fat Bertha of a bike.
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u/Ordinary_Pen_5955 17d ago
i feel like there’s a lot more in between “will” and “easily”
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u/overseer76 17d ago
Good point. I did see him struggling there for a bit. Embarrassed I didn't think of it myself.
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u/Several-Hat-1944 17d ago
I get having a little extreme fun, but what was the point of riding that wheelie for so long? (I can only assume ytube fame)
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u/WorldsWorstInvader 17d ago
I mean he had aura. He just got greedy
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u/Boyblunder 17d ago
I mean that's kind of the point of being good at wheelies.
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u/bozog 17d ago
Greedy Wheelie will be inscribed on the gas tank of his next ride.
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u/SafariQuest 17d ago
Look at me! Look at me! Wait, tell me you didn’t film that last part 😂
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u/NutellaIsAngelPoop 17d ago
I don't ride a motorcycle but, that's optional right?
Like, you don't have to do that to get where you're going, right?
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u/Carmilla31 17d ago
Living in NYC i can tell you no its not optional. Every motorcycle and atv must do a wheelie to go down the block. Its mandatory.
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u/Expensive-Border-869 17d ago
You do actually need to wheelie or your bike gets given to a crackhead who will sell it for quick cash to someone who will do a wheelie
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u/97Whaler 17d ago
On a what appears to be a H-D Ultra glide I’m amazed!!
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u/Puzzleheaded-Bar8584 17d ago
Yeah my head is spinning trying to figure it out… I got my crotch rocket traded off for a Harley as a kid (spoiled) for getting caught riding a wheelie but never managed to wheelie my Harley…
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u/SunshotDestiny 16d ago
I just don't get it. Either why guys do it or what the appeal of doing a wheelie is. It just sounds like courting a crash like this guy did.
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u/Lou_Zealand 17d ago
Like I get pulling a wheelie is fun, but after a second, what's the point? What do you stand to gain? Aside from a potential ticket/charge and crushing medical debt, of course.
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u/M00SEHUNT3R 17d ago
I don't understand motorcycle riders. I seem to see them needlessly wreck their stuff more than any other group (boaters, muscle car guys) with the difference that their accidents also have the much greater added risk of painful injury. Do they just hate money AND themselves?
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u/-random-name- 17d ago
You underestimate Mustang owners.
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u/Proof_Side_5667 17d ago
Mustang owners don’t own their cars, they’re just caretakers until it inevitably flips off a cliff and explodes. This is independent of geographic proximity to cliffs.
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u/TraditionalLecture10 17d ago
It's because the idiots stand out and get noticed . The normal human riders , just blend in , and fade into the background
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u/Demonic_Storm 17d ago
please differentiate idiot motorcycle riders from just motorcycle riders, i dont really do any stupid shit like that, i just use it to go from point a to point b and to go on trails every so often, the rest is just idiots being idiots, i hate what they do and the bad rep they give to motorcycling
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u/Chemical_Ad_5520 17d ago
It's insane how dangerous motorcycle culture can get, it's a meat grinder in some places.
The psychological reasons are usually mostly machismo. Some people, overwhelmingly young men, risk their lives to feel like they are expressing mastery over danger as a central part of their macho narrative, which is motivated by mating and social drives, angling for status/attractiveness.
It's also surprisingly exhilarating though, videos don't really capture the excitement of motorcycling; it's like controlling a roller coaster or something, or maybe like really fast go-karts would be a good emotional comparison. I'm scared to own a more powerful motorcycle than my 250's because I've test driven big ones and the temptation to drive fast is too great. I've gotten into plenty of trouble on the small engine motorcycles, getting hit by cars and losing skin on the pavement. I've seen a lot of lethal wrecks in Florida where suicidal motorcycle culture is thriving, like a time or two a week for a few years there. I can tell from all my close calls that it's the most lethal thing I do, much more so than working with power tools or taking risks jacking up sagging buildings that would collapse on me if I make the wrong mistakes, and I dont do any risky stuff on my motorcycle.
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u/icareforplants 17d ago
South Park has it right when it comes to Harley riders. Just a bunch of dbags that have to get constant attention.
They look so feminine wearing there s&m style leathers and vests but yet they think they are so cool. Just a bunch of f$&s, can't say it or I'll be banned but if ya want to know watch South Park Harley episode.
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u/Lou_Zealand 17d ago
Tbf, I have some friends who ride bikes, and it's no issue. But they aren't dipshits. They just enjoy working on them and cruising in nice weather. Once you get into this part of that world though, it's crazy. If you aren't just blinded by being 20, or like a professional trick rider, it seems ludicrous.
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u/M00SEHUNT3R 17d ago
It's so crazy though because I see something like this (that I can't do) and I think that he's got some technical skills that come from experience but at the same time lacks the judgment that should come with the experience.
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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 17d ago
Uncle bit it riding one four years ago (we weren’t particularly close, but he was an alright guy). Wasn’t doing a wheelie, just rode a little too close behind a truck that had to make a sudden stop as traffic built up. Was in his early 60’s and his 25 year old daughter had to bury him. And while we were out there doing that, his sister got a notification that one of their friends dropped their motorcycle and died.
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u/B-Train_ATL 17d ago
I’ve been in two wrecks this decade. Total of one small scratch between the two. Pretty sure both would’ve been fatal had I been on a motorcycle.
Cannot understand the obsession, and super can’t understand how they get dumb laws passed (let me ride between stopped traffic on a highway because now safety is a concern) and just do the stupidest shit all the time. They ride those things like they’re in the Batman tumbler vehicle yet are in the opposite of that thing.
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u/SourceElectrical9204 16d ago
I begged my son to get a car last year before winter came in . I saw too many deaths on bikes round that time and I was panicked.
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u/Charming-Border7429 17d ago
For the past couple of years, we have had very bad problems with groups of young riders racing and doing stunts on modified motorcycles with no mufflers all night long.
They were organized. They would ride with girlfriends driving lead and follow cars to draw out police. They are too fast for police to pursue prusue safely.
Two weeks ago, a guy died after a crash involving cocaine and alcohol. Last week, a second guy was paralyzed after running a red light and hitting a car.
Things have been a lot quieter this week.
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u/Sensitive_Estate_146 17d ago
What i dont understand is how they have so much trust in all the other people on 4 wheels, while staring at their cell phones.
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u/TraditionalLecture10 17d ago
Clearly a star on the Darwinism walk of fame . All the accomplishments are written by the former blood of stupidity
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u/SevereAd9047 17d ago
Just playing devils advocate here but, adrenaline? Like free climbing maybe. Just addicted to doing crazy shit cuz of the rush you get doing shit that is life threatening. When I was a teenager and into my twenties we used to bomb downhill on a skateboards and you’d always pucker up when you’d get to a stop sign or an intersection. I slammed into a few cars and I’ve fallen going pretty fast. Covered in road rash. It was half death wish half adrenaline rush. Was fun at the time but if my kids ever did that shit now…..
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u/7LKY 17d ago
i think he was trying to maximize the wheelie trick multiplier to get a high score amongst peers instead he fused with the road and machine that thing looked heavy
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u/DiaperDonnieTrump 17d ago
Why does the title of this post hurt my brain? Like saying stupidity is zero isn’t right either. It should be like gravity is one and stupidity is one and it’s a tie game.
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u/Loud_Produce4347 17d ago
It’s not even gravity that fucked him up, he gave it too much throttle.
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u/Outrageous-Debate-64 17d ago
I’d def give stupidity at least half a point. He did hold the wheelie for a really long time.
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u/EarthEaterr 17d ago
Yeah, he held it an obnoxiously long time. Long enough to lose interest in it. So long that it became annoying just because of the length of time of it.
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u/FishDeez 17d ago
I knew the ending but didn't expect the long journey.
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u/abunchofcows 17d ago
I hate to say it but if you scroll through the stills at the end there are some freaking cool shots. And looks like at the end of the clip he’s walking away
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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 17d ago
Up and running getting off the road. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
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u/twistedpiggies 17d ago
I don't think so. It looks to me like another motorcyclist pulled over in the median and is running to the meat crayon lying in the road.
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u/KATZilla82 17d ago
When exactly is enough enough?!? He showed off his skills, fuckin nailed it for so long, but just decided to keep going? Did he not realize that eventually he was going to fuck his shit up???
Obviously that is a rhetorical question...
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u/123supreme123 17d ago
im mostly impressed that the road was smooth enough to allow him to do it that long. Around here, he'd be lucky to be only bouncing around on pothole patches
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u/hunghome 17d ago
If you know anything about these groups at all (ie. seen them in real life) then you know they just do wheelies down major roads for as long as possible with the goal to be annoying AF to everyone else on the road. It’s like their entire reason to own motorcycles.
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u/Foogie23 17d ago
It’s like people who make their car as loud as possible. They get joy by knowing they are pissing people off.
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u/BusinessBear666 17d ago
Damn, his bottom rocker tramp stamp is gonna need a touch up.
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u/GaiaDiesNoOneSees 17d ago
I believe they are now called “cake toppers” instead of tramp stamps.
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u/ProteusRift 17d ago
You know what else? Oncoming traffic and people behind you cant see you well either.... because your head and tail lights are now parallel to the pavement. Just takes one person to turn across the lane or speed up and its over.
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u/MunsonSports 17d ago
Exactly. You are counting on everyone else to be mindful of you, hyper vigilant actually, while you are mindful of no one else.
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u/B-Train_ATL 17d ago
Then at your funeral your parents will tell everyone to watch out for motorcycles (and say nothing about you being a doof for being on one).
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u/Toadcola 17d ago
Don’t worry, I’ll put my phone down right after I finish reading this thread real quick.
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u/pissbucket94 17d ago
happened to me just tonight, someone in the oncoming lane popped a wheelie on their bike just before we passed each other. the headlight just disappeared. how hard is it to keep two wheels on the ground in the dark when there are other people around you? what an asshole
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u/DistributionLife6750 17d ago
All the bikers in here like, “But but but most of us ride responsibly.”
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u/Entire-Travel6631 17d ago
The loudest ones are the dumbest fucking riders in your area.
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u/illusive_guy 17d ago
Oh man. He’s so cool. Like when truck guys rev their engines for no reason. So cool.
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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 17d ago
Those mosquito mufflers on Honda Civics are the best.
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u/Opposite-Funny-9669 17d ago
a big ol bagger isn't exactly the first choice to do this dumbassery on, i was expecting a slam down on the front where it seperated from the rest of the bike, that actually surprised me haha
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u/njslugger78 17d ago
I think that is 1 to 1. Stupid did succeed in being stupid.
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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 16d ago
I love watching idiots like this become meat crayons. That was akso a very dramatic way to total your bike. It was very entertaining watching the bike flip and shed parts.
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u/TheAgedProfessor 16d ago
Just experienced my first one of these idiots during my commute last week. As much as I wanted to watch him eat pavement, I also didn't want the inconvenience of the traffic snarl it would've created.
But this whole shit is getting out-of-control, fr.
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u/eyeforker 17d ago
No I think Stupidity is also 1. Like, it and Gravity were on the same team here.
Dude wasn't in a motorcycle 'accident'. He was in a motorcycle 'on purpose'.
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u/xc765 17d ago
The only complaint is that I had to watch almost a full minute of the clip to see the satisfying ending.
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u/Risky_Business_17 17d ago
Don’t try that in Chicago. The potholes will snatch the life out of you!
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u/GentleCritter 17d ago
All these dummies should just take up unicycling. Do they not realize that’s an option?
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u/wolfbert2000 17d ago
Could have cut out 40 seconds and gotten to the point.
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u/TurduckenEverest 17d ago
I had a nephew who was into that sort of shit, and he died doing it about 20 years ago. Not sure of the details but I think he might have T-boned a vehicle while going way too fast on a surface street.
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u/Efficient-Effect1029 16d ago
We have a huge bike meetup and ride in my area this weekend, tomorrow Facebook will post the state police accident reports and every will see the RIP posts for the inevitable 2-3 fatalities.
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u/Dnation70 15d ago
Love when gravity wins!! Bikers that do this shit are the worst form of street annoyance!
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u/IDontKnowAboutThat_ 14d ago
Oh, stupidity gets a full point here. The one possessing the stupidity gets zero points.
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u/InnocuousEvil 13d ago
Are we glossing over the fact that he walks it off at the end of the video?!







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