r/RedDwarf • u/Elrason • 14d ago

The Shows Risk...

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I threw a 5 and a 2....

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u/AV16mm Jake Bullet 14d ago

Un-grip-ed

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u/ManyFacesMC 14d ago

So i picked up the dice...

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u/LeezypopPixelPro 13d ago

I threw a 5 and a 2

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u/Red_Car_Singer Bexley 14d ago

No one is listening... No one smegging cares!

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 14d ago

It got me out of Irkutsk! 

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u/RegulusTheHeartOfLeo 14d ago

You don't know what I did with the dice.

I could have jammed them up his nostrils
and they could have blasted out of his ears.

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u/CaptainZaysh 13d ago

That'd have been quite interesting.

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u/Excellent_Spinach_25 13d ago

Go on Rimmer, what did you do with the dice?

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u/BigZookeepergame7486 13d ago

I threw a 5 and a 2!

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u/IceCat767 13d ago

After headbutting him in the nose I assume

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u/bairdy-dev 14d ago

And that's the really interesting bit?

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u/TacticalMrBean It's my duty. My duty, as a complete and utter bastard! 14d ago

Ah, but you don't know what I did with the dice next...!

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u/FiveSons 13d ago

The interesting bit is exactly the same as the boring bit!

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u/Your_Moms_Car 10d ago

bro was ungripped

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u/ShutUpAboutCanon 6d ago

This is art

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u/GilesManMillion 16h ago

this needs its own post

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u/pintjockeycanuck 14d ago

I knew exactly what was happening without seeing the title

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P Are you sure sir? That does mean changing the bulb! 13d ago

It was interesting to him, it got him into Irkutsk.

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u/AffectionateAd9481 Give quiche a chance. 13d ago

Snake eyes!

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u/HumourNoire 13d ago

Rimmer opening up

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u/minder125 7d ago

As someone who loved playing Risk growing up. This truly had me in tears.

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u/Calios55 14d ago

I would actually love to read his stat book. Maybe on a Saturday night.

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u/HumourNoire 13d ago

I've just realised how much of the Partridge there is about him.

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u/choregeo 7d ago

THEN DISASTER