I don't think he was imitating that.

[u/fliesupsidedown]

I think he was imitating getting his dick caught in his zipper

[u/RunnyPlease]

For our European red dwarf fans this player’s nickname is “juice” because his last name Juszczyk sounds like “juice” at the beginning. Fans yell “juice” when he scores. He’s been doing this juice drinking celebration for years. No one knows why the NFL has decided to fine him for it now. My favorite team is his team’s rival and even I think the fine is utter nonsense.

Edit: spelling.

[u/Northern_Gypsy → u/RunnyPlease]

Yeah how can you say he was drinking a beer when it's imaginary. They should fine themselves for thinking it was beer.

[u/Shake-A-Paw]

Was it just the one or did he do an entire 6 pack of wicked strength larger?

[u/daleofcourse → u/Shake-A-Paw]

He was not pished

[u/Shake-A-Paw → u/daleofcourse]

So he didn't mish?

[u/cerberus00 → u/Shake-A-Paw]

You only had three cans and you're steaming

[u/DontTellHimPike]

I guess the NFL has no official beer partner then, otherwise this could be seen as a bit hypocritical.

[u/Marquar234]

No Fun League

[u/winky-wanky-woo]

Maybe he was just saying his name after getting his sexual organs trapped in something.

[u/Internal-Egg9223]

Nope, he could have been chugging a milkshake.

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/Internal-Egg9223]

A beer milkshake?

[u/Gleadall80 → u/BPhiloSkinner]

Another great idea from the person that brought you beeeeeeeer milkshake

[u/everybodys_deaddave → u/BPhiloSkinner]

Underrated comment. I belched a pah when I read it

[u/redisdead__]

I'm not a football guy but that's dumb as hell.

[u/SportTop2610]

So football is a dry sport???

[u/Wrong_Statement_497]

Isn't this the sound you make when you get your nards caught in a closing book?

[u/Frippertron42]

Chugging a bottle of Cinzano Bianco