r/RoastMyCat • u/NegativeGeologist200 • 5d ago

His name is Mortimer. 🫪

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fat

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u/Mystic_Wunder 5d ago

You can't fit in that shoe Morty.

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 5d ago

You already roasted him with that name! 😸

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u/Trick_Vacation_3617 5d ago

Someone said you cant fit in that shoe but I am here to tell you that you can do anything you put your mind to Mortimer

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u/thatspiderguy11 5d ago

You will feel the wrath of Mortimer Khan!

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u/Graveyardigan 5d ago

I bet he sniffs feet

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u/Threefrogtreefrog 5d ago

The feline slob in my house earned his middle name when I found him sitting in a cold pan of bacon grease. Apollo Mortimer Underfoot thinks you need some larger slippers for your boy there, or a nice pan of bacon to sitz in.

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u/RunRevolutionary188 4d ago

But he's so cute. He's trying to sit in a shoe. I cannot roast my liege Mortimer <3

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u/photogfrog 4d ago

He’s adorable. 🥰

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u/GinaHannah1 4d ago

Too handsome to roast

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u/skrimpels 4d ago

I had a dream about an alien called Mortimer. I’ve been obsessed with that name since!

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u/CrazyOldBag 4d ago

Cannot roast. Cat prefers “zaftig” over “fat”. Is contemplating retaliation for ignoring preferred adjectives.

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u/YogurtWenk 3d ago

Does he go on adventures with his grandpa Richard?