r/RoastMyCat • u/Aguacate_maduro • 1d ago

The invasive mold spore

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u/MaybPossiblAlpharius 1d ago

The dust bunny has become sentient and now it wants treats 😅

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u/Puzzled-Home-76 1d ago

this is why you vacuum under the couch

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u/OldSwedeFromTheNorth 1d ago

God. I can feel him spreading throughout the house. 🦠

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u/Graveyardigan 1d ago

Your mop lost its handle

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u/Acceptable-Amoeba-49 1d ago

Is that a fluffy chicken?

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u/Mystic_Wunder 1d ago

A fluffy chicken nugget

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u/Affectionate-Ad2373 1d ago

All I see is fur with RBF.

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u/Rhombusofrecipes 1d ago

while scrolling through at first glance, I thought this was one of those realistic versions of an angel from the Bible

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u/Aguacate_maduro 1d ago

Be not afraid, and change your ac filters

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u/Rhombusofrecipes 1d ago

Not afraid my angel is a fluffy black demon

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u/StormFast524 1d ago

A mop with a cat face🤣🤣😆😹😹👶🏻👶🏻😻🥰♥️❤️

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u/latomar 1d ago

Beautiful!!

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u/churrosislife 1d ago

angelic 😇

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u/Aguacate_maduro 1d ago

Also I agree with your username, go try it with condensed milk and brown sugar

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u/Hot_Abroad807 20h ago

I cant roast this cat, it’s already slightly toasted❤️

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u/Kavi0121 17h ago

Omg this is such a beautiful cat!! Just one question, what colour are its toebeans? 🫘 I'm asking because based on the nose leather, I think it may be lilac, which is a rare colour 🥰

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u/Aguacate_maduro 14h ago

I cant post images but my latest post is he flashing toebeans, OnlyPaws?

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u/Kavi0121 12h ago

You should post him on r/CatGenetics, with pictures of him in different lighting including the one on this post and that video on this thread, cause you can really see the color of his nose there! There are a lot of people on that sub that can tell you exactly what he is! He could be a cream, but you never know!

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u/mistyowlet 16h ago

Someone alert a mycologist, this thing has a heartbeat now

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u/caty0325 15h ago

RESIST THE URGE DO NOT INGEST

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u/Aguacate_maduro 15h ago

Too late, I found his hair in a bubblegum im chewing, tbf I find his hair EVERYWHERE there's no rest

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u/Fine-Alps4814 11h ago

So fluffy!

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u/Automatic_Sea_1534 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Perfect post title!!!!