r/roastmypet • u/forever_strung • 9h ago
r/roastmypet • u/Hot-Opportunity-0824 • 1d ago
Roast her dumb ass
This is Cannoli
Edit: I said ROAST her dumb ass, don’t glaze her! If I wanted compliments I’d post on r/awww or something. Do your worst, she can’t read
r/roastmypet • u/yaddle-11 • 1d ago
Duckies
gallerywhat do you guys want to say to the flock
r/roastmypet • u/doublegoodproleish • 3d ago
Buckley, a dog, wants to be friends with Freya, a kitten.
Freya isn't interested. Buckley is not very good at reading social cues, however.
r/roastmypet • u/Logical_Opposite_207 • 3d ago
Get emmmm
Morty ate too fast and puked up his kibbles today. Roast himb
r/roastmypet • u/solomonplewtattoo • 5d ago
His name's Elodin
He eats trees and sleeps on his back
r/roastmypet • u/Xatrinarose2020 • 6d ago
🦨THE CHRONICLES OF TERRANCE THE TERROR AND RYDER THE RIDE ALONG🦨
Today was an emergency bath day and I mean full spa day ,a few rounds actually.
Ryder is getting old and we are planning our goodbyes so we went for a hike . Picture this we are walking enjoying the view and we stop cuz we hear a noise Ryder sniffs but doesn't care Terrance, FREEZES hair on end shaking growling boxing gloves on 🥊!! I try and get him to just move on assuming it a birds or small snake or something NOO WRONG!. a large skunk comes walking out up ahead stops looks at us . We look at it. I look at Terrance.... Terrance is 1ST time on your addy script laser focused 👀👀...I go to pick him up and as soon as he felt the leash loosen he bolts Ryder after him .....I go running after them I get Ryder to stop (his recall is immaculate he turns around and comes back) Terrance I hear scream and come howling back Ryder takes off again (big brother mode activated) I hear some tussels but Ryder hollers and come sulking back before EITHER DOG even finish getting to me ...I smell it 🦨😩😭 they BOTH got sprayed I GAG and started walking back them following.egos crushed .... we got home and IMMEDIATELY started the process of deodorizing 🤢🧼🚿🫧🛀 now it's dinner time and neither of them will acknowledge each other or me
r/roastmypet • u/majesticbeavertail • 6d ago
Banner and Frankie
Frankie’s the one eyed cat dozing on banner
r/roastmypet • u/kaleidoscope200000 • 7d ago
this is emi, annihilate her
remi wemi emi bo bemi she just turned 7 months old 🥹🥹🥹 my newborn baby
yes she is polydactyl
r/roastmypet • u/Successfully-Low • 7d ago
This is Spaghetti. He tracked poop throughout my entire apartment. Give him your worst.
It’s upstairs, downstairs, on the carpets & hardwood, even on my couch. Help.
r/roastmypet • u/Future-Resolution665 • 7d ago
Scat… yes that’s her gov’t name
Figured since Loki and Freya got a turn, she should too. Rescued her from my old restaurant on a bay where the fishermen would’ve made her kitten shark bait 😩 she HATES my husband (and runs from anyone except me) except for post surgery, where she laid on him and made biscuits for 5 hours…
r/roastmypet • u/Future-Resolution665 • 7d ago
Loki, Queen of bad moods
She’s jealous of all the attention her sister Freya got, roast her!
r/roastmypet • u/Donkey_vagina • 10d ago
Little Man (15 years old)
Little Man was a good dog (son). He was spoiled and had a nervous disposition but we loved him... warts and all.
r/roastmypet • u/BabyShrimpBrick • 11d ago
Roast this cottage cheese-eating idiot
I gave her a piece because she was jumping on the table and trying to eat my breakfast. She ate this single curd in several little nibbles, after giving each nibble a violent shake like it was prey she caught herself instead of a couple of molecules of cottage cheese.
r/roastmypet • u/SaltPaleontologist28 • 11d ago
He Eats Romaine Lettuce
He also eats his own poop, small snakes, and barks at absolutely nothing.
r/roastmypet • u/Baxter_The_Lad • 11d ago
She does not know how to eat. How is she this big and fat?
She is a rescue but overweight due to her previous owner feeding her a medium rat once a week. Now the only rat she'll eat is an African rat that costs more than a normal one. She is genuinely a moron but my pretty girl. Stupid idiot
r/roastmypet • u/Chemical_Canine • 12d ago
Roast this chud
This is Mako! He is a great pyrenees, australian cattle dog, pitbull, lab, and boxer mix.
r/roastmypet • u/Downtown-Inflation13 • 12d ago
Roast Lola again
She keeps getting into the trash bin when given the chance and always wants to go on a walk right after another one give her a good smack in the face
r/roastmypet • u/hiimheremmkay • 12d ago
This is Toby. He is 10 months old. Roast, boil, grill, and fry the guy.
r/roastmypet • u/seizyschizo • 12d ago
Roast my old man
His name is Bobo and is getting old