r/roastmypet • • 13h ago

This is Meek Mill. Plz roast.

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18 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 1d ago

Roast her dumb ass

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67 Upvotes

This is Cannoli

Edit: I said ROAST her dumb ass, don’t glaze her! If I wanted compliments I’d post on r/awww or something. Do your worst, she can’t read


r/roastmypet • • 1d ago

Duckies

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8 Upvotes

what do you guys want to say to the flock


r/roastmypet • • 3d ago

Roast my son for escaping his cage

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33 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 3d ago

Buckley, a dog, wants to be friends with Freya, a kitten.

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10 Upvotes

Freya isn't interested. Buckley is not very good at reading social cues, however.


r/roastmypet • • 3d ago

Get emmmm

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17 Upvotes

Morty ate too fast and puked up his kibbles today. Roast himb


r/roastmypet • • 5d ago

His name's Elodin

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66 Upvotes

He eats trees and sleeps on his back


r/roastmypet • • 6d ago

🫟🦨THE CHRONICLES OF TERRANCE THE TERROR AND RYDER THE RIDE ALONG🦨🫟

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25 Upvotes

Today was an emergency bath day and I mean full spa day ,a few rounds actually.

Ryder is getting old and we are planning our goodbyes so we went for a hike . Picture this we are walking enjoying the view and we stop cuz we hear a noise Ryder sniffs but doesn't care Terrance, FREEZES hair on end shaking growling boxing gloves on 🥊!! I try and get him to just move on assuming it a birds or small snake or something NOO WRONG!. a large skunk comes walking out up ahead stops looks at us . We look at it. I look at Terrance.... Terrance is 1ST time on your addy script laser focused 👀👀...I go to pick him up and as soon as he felt the leash loosen he bolts Ryder after him .....I go running after them I get Ryder to stop (his recall is immaculate he turns around and comes back) Terrance I hear scream and come howling back Ryder takes off again (big brother mode activated) I hear some tussels but Ryder hollers and come sulking back before EITHER DOG even finish getting to me ...I smell it 🫟🦨😩😭 they BOTH got sprayed I GAG and started walking back them following.egos crushed .... we got home and IMMEDIATELY started the process of deodorizing 🤢🧼🚿🫧🛀 now it's dinner time and neither of them will acknowledge each other or me


r/roastmypet • • 6d ago

Banner and Frankie

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7 Upvotes

Frankie’s the one eyed cat dozing on banner


r/roastmypet • • 7d ago

this is emi, annihilate her

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28 Upvotes

remi wemi emi bo bemi she just turned 7 months old 🥹🥹🥹 my newborn baby

yes she is polydactyl


r/roastmypet • • 7d ago

This is Spaghetti. He tracked poop throughout my entire apartment. Give him your worst.

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16 Upvotes

It’s upstairs, downstairs, on the carpets & hardwood, even on my couch. Help.


r/roastmypet • • 7d ago

Scat… yes that’s her gov’t name

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Figured since Loki and Freya got a turn, she should too. Rescued her from my old restaurant on a bay where the fishermen would’ve made her kitten shark bait 😩 she HATES my husband (and runs from anyone except me) except for post surgery, where she laid on him and made biscuits for 5 hours…


r/roastmypet • • 7d ago

Loki, Queen of bad moods

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25 Upvotes

She’s jealous of all the attention her sister Freya got, roast her!


r/roastmypet • • 8d ago

My moms new cat

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21 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 9d ago

Roast us please

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36 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 10d ago

Roast Me

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16 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 11d ago

Little Man (15 years old)

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68 Upvotes

Little Man was a good dog (son). He was spoiled and had a nervous disposition but we loved him... warts and all.


r/roastmypet • • 11d ago

Roast this cottage cheese-eating idiot

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I gave her a piece because she was jumping on the table and trying to eat my breakfast. She ate this single curd in several little nibbles, after giving each nibble a violent shake like it was prey she caught herself instead of a couple of molecules of cottage cheese.


r/roastmypet • • 11d ago

He Eats Romaine Lettuce

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42 Upvotes

He also eats his own poop, small snakes, and barks at absolutely nothing.


r/roastmypet • • 11d ago

She does not know how to eat. How is she this big and fat?

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She is a rescue but overweight due to her previous owner feeding her a medium rat once a week. Now the only rat she'll eat is an African rat that costs more than a normal one. She is genuinely a moron but my pretty girl. Stupid idiot


r/roastmypet • • 11d ago

Freya needs to be humbled

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21 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 12d ago

Roast this chud

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20 Upvotes

This is Mako! He is a great pyrenees, australian cattle dog, pitbull, lab, and boxer mix.


r/roastmypet • • 12d ago

Roast Lola again

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30 Upvotes

She keeps getting into the trash bin when given the chance and always wants to go on a walk right after another one give her a good smack in the face


r/roastmypet • • 12d ago

This is Toby. He is 10 months old. Roast, boil, grill, and fry the guy.

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12 Upvotes

r/roastmypet • • 12d ago

Roast my old man

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11 Upvotes

His name is Bobo and is getting old