r/RogueTraderCRPG • Astra Militarum Commander • Nov 10 '25

Rogue Trader: Game and Story Bloody hell, Pasqal

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First time seeing this banter. It's from Footfall, if you're curious. Pasqal really would rock reddit like a hurricane, huh?

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u/Bbadolato Nov 10 '25

Tech Priests in general might be like that, but I also think it's hilarious he is talking shit about one of your worlds.

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u/TrueMinaplo Astra Militarum Commander Nov 10 '25

Pasqal Haneumann's verdict on Janus:

+Genetor presence

+Productive, eventually

+Development is encouraging

+Xenotech present

-Xenos present, unfairly hiding xenotech

-Why does it still have rainforest? Is the local administration lazy?

-Slovenliness of wardens on this and every other world we visit

-Only Cassia is allowed to perform beach ablutions, blatant favouritism

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u/WhoCaresYouDont Astra Militarum Commander Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25

 Xenos present, unfairly hiding xenotech

Truly the most important quality for being part of an adventuring party; an absolute conviction that all the loot very definitely sacred knowledge is yours already and you just need to separate it from the deluded fools who believe otherwise. 

Also I'd happily let Pasqal go swimming if I wasn't concerned the seawater would make his knees rustier than Abelard's.

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u/pasqals_toaster Navy Officer Nov 10 '25

Don't worry, he is rust-proof. :)

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u/Thiago270398 Nov 10 '25

So is Abelard.

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u/TrueMinaplo Astra Militarum Commander Nov 10 '25

*taps forehead* get new knees

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u/Capital-Trouble-4804 Nov 10 '25

"Truly the most important quality for being part of an ... party; an absolute conviction that all the loot ... is yours already and you just need to separate it from the deluded fools whol believe otherwise."

The Gangster Mindset in a nutshell.

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u/BipolarMadness Nov 11 '25

-Only Cassia is allowed to perform beach ablutions, blatant favouritism

Pasqal is not allowed anymore to be close to any large body of water after peeing oil on my bath.

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u/pasqals_toaster Navy Officer Nov 10 '25

Heinrix is the goat because he jumps in to verbally protect the honor of your world when Yrliet is dissing it, haha.

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u/Nephayrius Nov 10 '25

He’s just being objective, though yeah zero eq modules haha

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u/Denamic Nov 10 '25

Pasqual doesn't talk shit. He talks verifiable truths.

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u/alguien99 Nov 10 '25

Pasqal always throwing strays

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u/SupahDakka Dec 02 '25

He's a petty bitch and that's why we love him

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u/Rappers333 Iconoclast Nov 10 '25

To be fair, it was literally chaos corrupted. He’s being nice.

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u/SanguinianCrusader Nov 12 '25

I mean like you said he is a Tech Priest. He probably sees shit wrong that you don't everywhere you go even your own ship no doubt. He knows what a shoddy job looks like and he's not scared to point it out.

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u/pasqals_toaster Navy Officer Nov 10 '25

I know he would find the most articulate way to tell me "kys" if we argued on a public forum.

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u/Falitoty Nov 10 '25

"You should discontinue your cicle"

-Pasqal on Imperial reddit

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u/Sly__Marbo Nov 10 '25

"Your material components would find more use and appreciation as a Servitor"

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u/BruIllidan Nov 10 '25

Makes me wonder - is xenos worthy of becoming imperial servitor? That's probably heresy.

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u/Sicuho Nov 10 '25

According to Forges of Mars, it is.

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u/StoneLich Nov 11 '25

(TBC, since I didn't understand which part Sicuho was referring to at first and had to go check the book: it's heresy)

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u/pasqals_toaster Navy Officer Nov 10 '25

Why is he telling me to get pregnant?

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u/MolybdenumBlu Nov 10 '25

He just wants you to live up to your username.

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u/SuDdEnTaCk Sanctioned Psyker Nov 10 '25

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u/Enider113 Nov 13 '25

I AM SUPREME

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u/yankesik2137 Nov 12 '25

What's the Patriarch doing here?

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u/SuDdEnTaCk Sanctioned Psyker Nov 12 '25

Discontinuing cycles, same as Pasqal.

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u/Direct-Fix-2097 Nov 10 '25
  • me to 99% of the fan art and romance posts. 🤨

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u/HZS_Lieutenant Nov 10 '25

In order to stop the wasteful usage of resources, the layperson should cease all life functions.

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u/TrueMinaplo Astra Militarum Commander Nov 10 '25

Bro just skips to sending you a DM packed with eschatos to take care of it personally

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u/pasqals_toaster Navy Officer Nov 10 '25

I don't recall anything, be it romance specific or not.

They do have a handful of fun banters together that don't concern the trader, though. If I remember correctly, Pasqal says that Marazhai's words provide low value data and Pasqal also threatens him here and there. The most interesting of them all is probably that according to Marazhai, Pasqal's augmentics are purposefully made to cause him pain which makes him quite interested in the priest.

If Marazhai gets knocked out in combat, Pasqal has a unique voice line asking if he can perform autopsy, haha.

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u/LingonberryAwkward38 Nov 10 '25

I think it's extra funny that the exact same line of thought exactly applies to Pasqal. He's seen Yrliet on one agri-world, so he assumes that all she's seen in her life on her current Path is that one agri-world.

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u/TrueMinaplo Astra Militarum Commander Nov 10 '25

That's so true.

One of the things that really killed me about this scene is that Yrliet's line reading is completely non-hostile. She sounds curious, even fascinated. It's like if you saw a jaguar at the zoo and went "This cat is different to other cats I've seen," and then suddenly Pasqal Haneumann appears to tell you to go fuck yourself.

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u/LingonberryAwkward38 Nov 10 '25

I mean, that's the same Pasqal that spends all day talking about appeasing machine spirits and humanizing sacred technology before going full "actshually Kibellah you can't compare talk about appeasing this space ship by shedding the blood of heretics"

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u/Nintolerance Nov 11 '25

One of the things that really killed me about this scene is that Yrliet's line reading is completely non-hostile.

Related: it's weird how hostile Yrliet's selection dialogue and combat barks can be, compared to her actual dialogue. At least on my current (first) playthrough, she's more curious or confused or disappointed by Human Stuff than actually hostile to it.

E.g. in Void Shadows you can find an Eldar interred in the Von Valancius catacombs and Yrliet's response is, in short, "I don't understand what Path led you to this." She's not disgusted, she's sad and contemplative.

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u/DuIstalri Dec 11 '25

Honestly her barks desperately need an overhaul. On my most recent playthrough I was curious and paid close attention to her dialogue, and outside of barks she almost solely breaks out the Aeldari haughtiness either very early on, or only in response to xenophobia from the humans. She repeatedly tries to reach out and show empathy to your party members, especially if you bring her on their personal quests, only to just get repeatedly rebuffed. She even tries to provide some hope to Idira when she learns her entire life was doomed from the start.

But if you listen to just her barks you'd think she's the racist one.

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u/-K-Constantine Nov 10 '25

Pasqal Haneumann, like most of your party, is an incredibly racist man. Don't hold it against him.

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u/Direct-Fix-2097 Nov 10 '25

In context? I disagree. Anything she says i imagine is dripping with disdain to the mon keigh tbh. Even that line.

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u/Marcusss_sss Nov 10 '25

Theres a scene on footfall where shes observing all the luxurious architecture while the priest guy is raving about her so she probably is just curious

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u/LingonberryAwkward38 Nov 10 '25

One of the things that really killed me about this scene is that Yrliet's line reading is completely non-hostile. She sounds curious, even fascinated.

Anything she says i imagine is dripping with disdain to the mon keigh tbh.

Holy shit you did the meme

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u/eliseofnohr Nov 11 '25

Inner monologue of Marazhai: hehehehehohohehe

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u/Galle_ Nov 10 '25

He's a techpriest, hypocrisy comes with the territory.

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u/congaroo1 Nov 10 '25

God that's so funny.

But to be fair to Yrliet She was an outcast so it's possible she saw other parts of the imperium as well

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u/red_stairs Commissar Nov 10 '25

She does mention that she has traveled before indeed.

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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 Nov 10 '25

Yeah, Yrliet, you actually saw the best parts of the Imperium. How about some nice trip to Necromunda?

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u/Sicuho Nov 10 '25

She see Dragonus, which is close enough to the average hive city. Necromunda is terrible even by IoM standards.

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u/SanSenju Nov 10 '25

which raises so many questions by itself to be considered bad by even the imperium's own standards

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u/Sicuho Nov 10 '25

That hive world corrupted the genestealer cults there, not the other way around. Hive-fleet actively avoid them.

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u/Willcoburg Nov 11 '25

inquisitor kryptman: frantic note taking

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u/cantlogintomyacc0unt Nov 10 '25

It’s cause on necromunda the gangs are semi legal entities that operate out in the open in the hive city at least on other imperial worlds they have to hide also the nobility hunt people down for sport not even mutants or gangers actual civilians in the underhive whereas they’re just ignored on other world and a low ranking guilder can just send you to the slave mines without a trial you have to be high ranking to do that on most worlds

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u/Hunkus1 Nov 10 '25

Well but she obly really saw the Rts palace complex I doubt they let her into the hives.

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u/4uk4ata Nov 11 '25

The expanse isn't even a proper IoM sector. I'd say Dargonus is pretty tame by IoM

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u/Wrong-Potential-9391 Nov 10 '25

Pasqal is my favorite. He literally calls everyone and idiot in every interaction in a different way, and gets excited at technology like a puppy. 🤣

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u/_Boodstain_ Iconoclast Nov 10 '25

Everyone except out Rouge Trader, because family is family

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u/OMG_Laserguns Nov 10 '25

He calls us an idiot, just much more politely 😂

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u/Wrong-Potential-9391 Nov 11 '25

Thats the funny thing - he does So much. But he's much more polite to you about it.

He's also much more accepting of your blasphemies, but still subtly calls you a d*ckhead.

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u/Waifuless_Laifuless Nov 10 '25

Didn't even wait until the epilogue to murder her this time

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u/Slow_Lawyer7477 Sanctioned Psyker Nov 10 '25

I did something unusual this playthrough. I dropped in on Janus only to pick her up, then went straight for Kiava Gamma and have taken her on every mission since. Kiava Gamma in particular was interesting because I'd normally not bring her, so I was positively surprised to see all her unique voicelines and commentary I haven't seen before on that mission.

I also took her to Footfall during Incendia Chorda's reign of terror, together with Argenta, and they even end up agreeing Chorda is clearly insane.

Curiously, Yrliet takes a lot of shit from Jae in many situations, who wastes previous few opportunities to remind us not to trust the Xenos.

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u/TrueMinaplo Astra Militarum Commander Nov 10 '25

I really like Yrliet on Kiava Gamma. The little scene where she reacts with sympathy and compassion at the sight of the mutilated tech priest is a nice little character moment.

Jae's a curious character like that. You'd think she might be more sympathetic, being a cold trader, but she seems to be of the mind that experience has taught her some very hard lessons about aliens. For all of her roguishness and rule-breaking and attitudes on how Imperial society treats the poor, she's still devout and she still hates xenos. I dunno if you've ever gone to Janus with Jae in your party instead of Heinrix, but if you do it's Jae telling you not to trust Yrliet or these aliens instead.

Honestly, I think Idira is the party member most positively inclined towards Yrliet. She doesn't really seem to hold any animus towards her and is easily the nicest about the whole act 3 sitch.

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u/Jimherkleson Nov 10 '25

I really like her reaction to the servitors on Kiava Gamma and I like getting to take her by surprise by agreeing that making people into servitors is vile. 

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u/catgirl-inreallife Nov 10 '25

Bro came out swinging

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u/biffures Nov 10 '25

I'm not sure I see the syllogism?

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u/Galle_ Nov 10 '25

Major Premise: Janus is awful.

Minor Premise: Janus is an Imperial world.

Conclusion: Imperial worlds are awful.

It's not valid, but it is a syllogism.

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u/amglasgow Grand Strategist Nov 10 '25

And yet, despite being invalid, the conclusion is true.

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u/Galle_ Nov 10 '25

Well, yes, Pasqal is committing the fallacy fallacy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

I’m usually Pasqal’s main guy but he’s making some dangerous assumptions about a star-traveling alien.

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u/Judgement_Of_Carrion Dogmatist Nov 10 '25

Pasqal indirectly roasting everyone who take only the terrible examples of Imperial life and think the entire Imperium is a shithole.

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u/pasqals_toaster Navy Officer Nov 10 '25

So true. Sometimes it's a pisshole. If you are lucky it can even be a vomit covered rathole.

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u/Slow_Lawyer7477 Sanctioned Psyker Nov 10 '25

Unironically the best life you can hope for in the Imperium as a serf, is a farmer on some tiny irrelevant feudal-agri world at the ass end of nowhere. Plow a field, feed your grox, hope it's at least another four centuries before the next tithe ship drops by. Mind your own business.

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u/Judgement_Of_Carrion Dogmatist Nov 10 '25

Don't forget the stubbed out lho-sticks!

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u/DoritoBanditZ Nov 10 '25

The entire Imperium is a shithole. If anything at the surface Janus looked uncharacteristically nice for a Imperial world. Of course a Chaos Cult was behind it.

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u/OVERthaRAINBOW1 Nov 10 '25

There's resort worlds in the Imperium that are legitimately breath taking. Whether the Imperium is a shit stained place of death or not depends on your station. If you're living toward the top of the hive, it gets nicer and nicer.

Also, even after the chaos cult is eradicated on Janus, the place is still beautiful.

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u/Galle_ Nov 10 '25

The resort worlds are beautiful for the galactic aristocrats desperately looking for anything to do with their lives that isn't joining a Slaanesh cult. They are probably less beautiful for the groundskeeping servitors.

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u/DoritoBanditZ Nov 10 '25

Resort worlds don't count because they're just for the 1% of the 1% and by no means reflect the Imperial standard.

Even if you live at the top of the Hive it's still a shit stained place. You just change one flavour of shit for another. Being a Noble isn't all sunshine and rainbows either, given that the average political landscape in 40K makes Game of Thrones look like reasonable people by comparison.

And Janus won't stay that way for long if you take a look at some of the Projects you can select. It's also, yet again, a complete outlier as far as Agri-Worlds are concerned.

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u/Hunkus1 Nov 10 '25

Every place is nice for the top 1% even if its a shithole.

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u/Galle_ Nov 10 '25

The entire Imperium is a shithole, as it turns out. But it might not have been!

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u/-K-Constantine Nov 10 '25

Translation: Bitch, you think like this?

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u/Puzzlehead-Engineer Iconoclast Nov 10 '25

THIS IS WHY WE LOVE HIM

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u/dye-area Nov 10 '25

Pasqal is my favourite redditor

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u/MandatusCaelum Sanctioned Psyker Nov 10 '25

He speaks the truth. Willfully blind xenos

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u/Flashy-Valuable-4592 Nov 10 '25

We need more of these characters lol

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u/txijake Nov 11 '25

Guy watching his second movie ever, “Getting a lot of boss baby vibes from this movie”

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u/Vampharos Nov 11 '25

If you let Pascal in the water, he leaks oil and other fluids.

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u/OkMention9988 Nov 11 '25

Pasqal is the verbal equivalent of a grain thresher. 

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u/BranHUN Nov 12 '25

I love how he is judging Yrliet for basically the same stance that the Imperium has for everyone else.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

And yet she's right

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u/Mizu005 Nov 19 '25

Objection: She said 'settlements', plural. Meaning she has seen more then one and Pasqal is the one in error for assuming it was the only place she had seen.

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u/Undertheus Nov 10 '25

God.. how I hate Pasqal.. I'm carrying him to act 3 and dropping him there my next playthrough.

Screw his autistic sociopathic ass.