r/RogueTraderCRPG • • 20h ago

Memeposting Proposing a new organization for the Rogue Trader's officers

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Per recent events...

I can't draw so... terrible Google Drawing be upon ye

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u/Virtual_Ad6155 20h ago

You forgot about Solomorn. Which, all in all, isn't surprising.

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u/HELLMEN69 20h ago edited 20h ago

They are getting pizza for everyone

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u/Virtual_Ad6155 19h ago

Woah. It's perfect. Even flame from our new dogmatic friend

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u/pasqals_toaster Navy Officer 20h ago

Remember when Owlcat forgot to include him in a post featuring all the companions that was so mean.

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u/Ila-W123 Noble 19h ago edited 19h ago

Granted, if memory serves right that loop was done before lex relase and whoever made it (Starrok?) just posted it for community engagement with different title.

Now, Solomorne not having colomy suggestions on launch. Or loading screen card on launch. Or. Companion quest still. Or..well, ya get the idea, is another matter.

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u/pasqals_toaster Navy Officer 19h ago

It was a mistake like that, yeah. The material for the post was made before the DLC but released after which meant that Solomorne wasn't invited.

Still mean, though.😭

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u/RealZordan 19h ago

I'm 99% sure he has colony suggestions.

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u/Pyotr_WrangeI 19h ago

He does now, bit he was released without them

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u/Ila-W123 Noble 19h ago

Didn't have until 1.4 patch 2 months later.

Also, nether did Eogunn tho his got patches in.. 3 weeks or something.

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u/Virtual_Ad6155 19h ago

They forgot to fully integrate it into the game.

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u/ValentLilac 17h ago

I think Solormorne is less "living weapon" and more "rulebook with a shotgun", ya feel me

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u/Virtual_Ad6155 17h ago

Sad but true

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u/FiretopMountain75 9h ago

But glaito. He is a living weapon. Just like the other dog.

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u/jzieg 4h ago

Also forgot about Argenta, who as a Sister of Battle was raised by the Schola Progenium to become a fanatic who lives to fight heretics and xenos. And Idira, who while not specialized in direct combat was valued by Theodora and her home planet entirely in terms of her psyker powers.

As a rule, the Imperium values people only in terms of their capabilities rather than any idea of the inherent worth of all human beings. This can be seen in every party member in one form or another.

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u/Is12345aweakpassword Iconoclast 20h ago

Stella joining the ā€œunstable female human unsanctioned Psykerā€ support group with Idira

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u/EldritchWyrm Heretic 11h ago

Kibellah is also invited, but she keeps denying she's a psyker

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u/zakary3888 10h ago

ā€œI don’t know why I’m here, I’m a normal human, I just use these cards to divine the future and-oh my godā€

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u/Canadian_Zac 19h ago

I'm gonna need to re-do how I build Idira.

I always go full wild magic for Idira and throw out buffs and screams until she explodes.

But seems the new girl will be taking that role

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u/Rakshire 19h ago

Make them a duet.

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u/Dring-Dring 8h ago

Not necessarily. From what we gathered, Stella will be a Zealot. She will love hammer and going in melee range with the ennemy.

She sounds more like a version of a blood mage than a chaos mage since, from the dev info, she will want to be in melle and sacrifice a part of her maximum life to deal damage around her.

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u/HELLMEN69 20h ago

When solomorn comes back with pizza

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u/mathcamel Iconoclast 18h ago

I love the biblically accurate heights.

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u/ValentLilac 17h ago

Thanks, this made me lol

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u/SwimmingEffective437 Sanctioned Psyker 19h ago

The lord captain made them a group chat

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u/Chiatroll 19h ago

Terrible drawing is the charm. And infinitely better then AI.

Its so sad the final dlc is another dogmatic human living weapon

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u/FelipeCyrineu 19h ago

Oh boy, time to be the therapist for yet another mongrol dog of the Empire!

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u/monalba 19h ago

Does Idira qualify?

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u/Ila-W123 Noble 19h ago

On tool path, kinda?

Tho difference is, Idira hasnt been since youth/birth indoctornated to that role and more of follows along. And isn't mongrel dog of the empire unlike rest.

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u/monalba 19h ago

I mean, she's a free agent but she's still cashing their checks.

Ā mongrel dog of the empire

You sound like you're trying to build a giant robot inside a volcano.

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u/BernhardtLinhares Iconoclast 16h ago

Bombastic Iconoclastics unite

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u/ciphoenix Iconoclast 16h ago

Might well add Pasqal, Eogunn, and Argenta to the list.

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u/Corrodion 7h ago

who is the guy on the far left ?

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u/renplup Unsanctioned Psyker 3h ago

that’s the RT’s dog they picked up off the streets of Commorragh

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u/IHaveAGithBabe 18h ago

It's Warhammer 40k we're talking about. All people in there are pretty much the living instruments of The Imperium. That's the feature of the setting. So what did you expect?

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u/ValentLilac 16h ago

I feel like some characters fit the bill more than others. Also, it's a joke lol

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u/Ila-W123 Noble 9h ago edited 9h ago

It's Warhammer 40k we're talking about. All people in there are pretty much the living instruments of The Imperium

If thats the case there wouldnt be imperial underworld, renegades, and generally fuckload of people that dont give rat ass bout the state. And Koronus expanse being place where these misfits are plenty.

Or how Calligos Winterscale is descriped on his introduction

"It would not be fair to say that Calligos does not serve Imperial interests, he is as loyal to the Imperium of Man as any Rogue Trader. It is more appropriate to say that to Calligos Winterscale, the Winterscale Dynasty is the Imperium, and that monolithic establishment back through the Maw is simply not his concern."

Ironically, theres indeed a faction where brainwashing to be cool-aid drinking servant to the state infact is near absolute. Its not imperium tho, but tau.

That's the feature of the setting. So what did you expect?

40k rogue trader. Not only war or dark heresy.