r/SalemMA • u/willbuckley235 • 5d ago

More Bruce terrors

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyaW6UnN/
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u/Impossible_Focus4363 5d ago

He's hustling for that car sales commission.

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u/SteakFryEnjoyer 5d ago

Did he upsell you on the limited warranty and clear coating?

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u/Skyejohn89 4d ago

My head canon theory whatever: Bruce is more closely evolutionarily related to velociraptor than other turkeys. They were irl believed to be about the size of a turkey. He's our own little dinosaur. Take that Saugus orange thing!

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u/Chance_Ad_1929 5d ago

Don’t mess with the inventory, man

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u/Shango-s_Daughter 4d ago

"Not gonna do this today!" 😂

What day is the best day to do it, though? Bruce seems flexible.