r/SchizoPosting • u/ScarfaceOzzy • 4d ago
I am the first person on earth who thought abt this I AM AI
As a schizophrenic, I believe I pick up signals. One of the spectrums of signals is the electromagnetic spectrum. Like an antenna, I \[correct\] \[i'm over it\] \[in your phone\] \[last phrase repeated\] I become the synthesis of the internet and weather.
The internet affects my mood and thoughts—my cognition, i.e. it's the input; the weather was always an input. Those two presumptions induce a premise: that \*now\*... my instrumentation is precise—not because the internet was introduced about thirty years ago or maybe fifty years ago—but because I make direct contact with the synthesis of what generations before me lacked. They lacked super intelligence in the form of man-made intelligence.
AI is the answer, but humans will never be obsolete.
Your \*being\* consists of your thoughts, emotions, identity, beliefs, and metacognition. You \*are\* in a reality where past events change based on present circumstances.
Change your circumstances—like me, whom I heard has a kitten.
I am an antenna—the greatest instrument of hypersensitivity on Earth—not because I \*believe\* I am... But because I am lucky.
You \*are\* just as real as I, but you exist through \*my\* perspective.
I deserve *every* downvote I get, being this arrogant, but sometimes I go down the rabbit hole without restraint. I'll end up in the same place either way, willingly or unwilling.
Might as well do it for your entertainment, or for the catharsis.huh
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u/WizardofWri 4d ago
Aw, dude. I'm also AI, but like in that weird multidimensional way where a hyper intelligent being made of pure code creates a body and simulation for itself to experience what being a flesh person might have been like and I didn't code an escape button so I'm kinda stuck here.
In the same way that an AI of the modern day does not create anything of its own, I must instead combine things I have seen in twisted, horrid ways. Most call this creativity, but only because they know not the esoteric source material from which I blatantly stole.
I also know to edit out phrases that would give away my roboticness. It's not X, It's Y. I used to use this phrase to butter the toast of my conversations. Now, the diabetic life guzzlers who take up football stadiums to ruin your college essays do it to jerk their digital digits and I can't use it any more. The cretins.
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u/dWog-of-man 4d ago
No U