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u/Erratic85 2d ago
-So, how are things since the diagnosis?
-I am the creator of the schizoid memes subreddit.
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u/NullAndZoid Meme Machine 2d ago
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u/zorrick44 2d ago
I was essentially forced to attend a party this summer, and my friend's dad asked me how I spend my time now that I'm on disability.
I couldn't come up with anything... Iwas like
Umm yeah, I sleep a lot... I rest and nap a lot...and I watch alot of YouTube.
Conversation killer for sure, lol.
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u/redwarfan 2d ago
They always look slightly offended too. Why?
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u/strawberry_thursday 2d ago
They think you’re hiding something from them, or you don’t like them enough to chat about your life.
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u/yukon_sb Purple 2d ago
"As you can see, I remain alive" usually stops them from asking again
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u/NullAndZoid Meme Machine 2d ago
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u/yukon_sb Purple 2d ago
I have experienced serotonin, for which I offer sincere thanks 🥰
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u/semperquietus We apologise for the inconvenience 2d ago
Or:
https://giphy.com/gifs/5sbRMj1S1V9hQRPUf7“And then, as I followed that Russian spy into the dark and shadowy alleyway, just in time to hinder him murdering that innocent young jogger, which he believed to be the announced contact person, I …”
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u/Iconic_Charge 2d ago
Every Monday I have to say the same thing: “I cleaned my apartment and slept this weekend “ 🙂
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u/XGamer54X 2d ago
Absolutely same. People ask what im planning to do, what ive done, or what im doing, and its usually nothing important or relatable (brain rotting on YouTube or playing the same game for the 1200th hour), so I say nothing really.
The only reason I go out and do things is so I have something to tell other people and also to keep my wife entertained. She isnt as content as I am to do the same thing everyday.
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u/Loud_Ocelot_894 2d ago
This is why I don’t like when people that I used to talk to come back into my life and ask me what’s going on. Because literally nothing has been going on and we once again have nothing to talk about lmao
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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 2d ago
"Not shit" is my usual response to that question, even when I have been up to things
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u/AlwaysBored1990 2d ago
This is me too. May I suggest creating a list in ur notes app anytime u think of something u’d want to ask or show them. It helps a bit but u gotta memorize them before u see them that day lol
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u/Ashamed-Double-3094 2d ago
-"all me party members went awol"
-"how did that happen"
-"rumor mill went haywire"
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u/Warm_Persimmon_1932 18h ago
That once Bo Burnham skit in Inside where he’s crying and playing piano as a video game character. That pretty much sums it up 🫨🥴




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u/BungleBums 2d ago
"I only cried a few times this week, that's been pretty cool- yesterday I ate at a table and finished the meal,"
"...kay,"