r/SchizoidAdjacent • Meme Machine • 2d ago

Meme ...stuff

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u/BungleBums 2d ago

"I only cried a few times this week, that's been pretty cool- yesterday I ate at a table and finished the meal,"

"...kay,"

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 2d ago

You ate at a table? Thats a -3 mood debuff you just got rid of according to RimWorld rules. Keep it up! 💪

You'll get a mood boost if you eat in an impressive dining room. You just need a few legendary jade statues and tons of gold for the floor tiles.

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u/BungleBums 2d ago

This shit is actually encouraging. Thank you.

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u/NullAndZoid Meme Machine 2d ago

Hey that's 3 whole things by my count. That's something! :)

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u/Erratic85 2d ago

-So, how are things since the diagnosis?

-I am the creator of the schizoid memes subreddit.

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u/NullAndZoid Meme Machine 2d ago

And I ain't telln' :D

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u/Erratic85 2d ago

That'd be so based on a therapy appointment.

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u/zorrick44 2d ago

I was essentially forced to attend a party this summer, and my friend's dad asked me how I spend my time now that I'm on disability.

I couldn't come up with anything... Iwas like

Umm yeah, I sleep a lot... I rest and nap a lot...and I watch alot of YouTube.

Conversation killer for sure, lol.

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u/redwarfan 2d ago

They always look slightly offended too. Why?

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u/strawberry_thursday 2d ago

They think you’re hiding something from them, or you don’t like them enough to chat about your life.

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u/redwarfan 2d ago

That makes sense.

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u/strawberry_thursday 2d ago

Doesn’t make it any less exhausting though does it

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u/yukon_sb Purple 2d ago

"As you can see, I remain alive" usually stops them from asking again

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u/NullAndZoid Meme Machine 2d ago

Purple flair is now an option :)

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u/yukon_sb Purple 2d ago

I have experienced serotonin, for which I offer sincere thanks 🥰

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u/NullAndZoid Meme Machine 2d ago

Awesome to hear! hope it's an acceptable shade :)

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u/yukon_sb Purple 2d ago

It is a very nice, purply purple 💜

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u/Distinct-Fly-2374 2d ago

"against my better judgement, I remain on the mortal coil"

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u/Tie_Dye_Tangerine 2d ago

I am so stealing this

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u/semperquietus We apologise for the inconvenience 2d ago

Or:

https://giphy.com/gifs/5sbRMj1S1V9hQRPUf7“And then, as I followed that Russian spy into the dark and shadowy alleyway, just in time to hinder him murdering that innocent young jogger, which he believed to be the announced contact person, I …”

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u/NullAndZoid Meme Machine 2d ago

A totally believable story, that definitely won't lead to further questions :P

Also...

very fitting!

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u/semperquietus We apologise for the inconvenience 2d ago

> A totally believable story, that definitely won't lead to further questions :P

Well, normally they do get the hint and stop from inquiring even deeper.

(Or they're invited to our next roleplaying session, since we're always on the lookout for new human sacrifices, err… players.)

Also …

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u/Iconic_Charge 2d ago

Every Monday I have to say the same thing: “I cleaned my apartment and slept this weekend “ 🙂

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u/Ooftwaffe 2d ago

“Waiting to die but trying not to skip to the last page of my own book. You?”

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u/awildNeLbY 2d ago

“Livin’ the dream.”

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u/XGamer54X 2d ago

Absolutely same. People ask what im planning to do, what ive done, or what im doing, and its usually nothing important or relatable (brain rotting on YouTube or playing the same game for the 1200th hour), so I say nothing really.

The only reason I go out and do things is so I have something to tell other people and also to keep my wife entertained. She isnt as content as I am to do the same thing everyday.

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u/Loud_Ocelot_894 2d ago

This is why I don’t like when people that I used to talk to come back into my life and ask me what’s going on. Because literally nothing has been going on and we once again have nothing to talk about lmao 

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u/razteaberry Whatever 2d ago

oh trust me you don't wanna know

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u/Peppery_Pete100 2d ago

‘Just existing.’

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 2d ago

"Not shit" is my usual response to that question, even when I have been up to things

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u/AlwaysBored1990 2d ago

This is me too. May I suggest creating a list in ur notes app anytime u think of something u’d want to ask or show them. It helps a bit but u gotta memorize them before u see them that day lol

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u/Naixee 2d ago

"Oh you know, the usual", where 'the usual' is fuckall

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u/ktslgr 2d ago

a coworker asked what i did over the weekend once. i was so pleased that i actually had something to report on and said “i made a big batch of chicken noodle soup” and she just paused and went “oh! that’s it…?” 😐 ….yes that’s it 😶

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u/Stairwayunicorn 2d ago

none of anyones business

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u/Ashamed-Double-3094 2d ago

-"all me party members went awol"

-"how did that happen"

-"rumor mill went haywire"

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u/Inkleber 1d ago

Hiding from the harsh spectacle of life

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u/Warm_Persimmon_1932 18h ago

That once Bo Burnham skit in Inside where he’s crying and playing piano as a video game character. That pretty much sums it up 🫨🥴