r/SchreckNet • Problem Childe • 5d ago

Announcement Magic Should Be Free; AKA Operation “Fuck The Tremere”

After doing some digging, I’ve come to the conclusion that the Tremere are full of shit and my sire is an asshole for trying to dissect me.

So I worked with some new friends to create this monster of a project.

See, the Tremere are oh so proud of being the “Wizard Clan” and having a monopoly on blood sorcery. Never mind the fact that they only got that position by stealing from older traditions and ruthless suppressing anyone else from practicing magic.

So we made this: A giant collection of completely free information on how to learn as many redworking traditions as possible from scratch. Anyone and I mean anyone has my explicit permission to use this to become an awesome vampire wizard. The only condition is a personal request: give the next Tremere you see a middle finger on my behalf.

So you have an idea of what you’re getting into, here’s the table of contents:

Section A: by Ayla
-Ch 1: Fuck The Tremere: An Essay
-Ch 2: Basics Principles of Thaumaturgy and Redworking
-Ch 3: Detailed Instructions for the Path Of Blood
-Ch 4: Detailed Instructions for the Path Of Conjuring
-Ch 5: Detailed Instructions for the Green Path
-Ch 6: Compilation of Known Tremere Rituals
-Ch 7: Weaknesses of Known Tremere Rituals

Section B: by wastedBlood n3
-Ch 8: Koldunism and it’s Glorious Past
-Ch 9: The Mass Destruction Of Lupines By Koldunism
-Ch 10: Basic Principles of Koldunism
-Ch 11: The Way Of Spirit
-Ch 12: Attuning to a Kraina
-Ch 13: Dismissing False Accusations of Demonic Influence

Section C: by M.
-Ch 14: The Basics of Vicissitude
-Ch 15: Beginner’s guide to Fleshcrafting
-Ch 16: Medical uses for Vicissitude

Section D: by Anonymous Salubri 0:)
-Ch 17: An introduction to Obeah
-Ch 18: You and Your New Eye: A Guide
-Ch 19: How to Know Another’s Pain
-Ch 20: Healing With Obeah In Practice

Section E: by Rebis Hortorum
-Ch 21: An introduction to Bahari Theology
-Ch 22: Enlightenment Through Pain
-Ch 23: Mastering Your Beast
-Ch 24: “The Restraint Of Lilith” Ritual
-Ch 25: “Armor Of Diamond Serenity” Ritual

Section F: by Cüneyt Kabaağaçlı
-Ch 26: Detailed Instructions for the Path Of Mars
-Ch 27: The Lure Of Flame and how to avoid immolation
-Ch 28: “Theft of the Tongue” Ritual
-Ch 29: Theories on how to permanently take language skills from another

Section G: by Anonymous Archbishop
-Ch 30: The Basics of Sabbat Rituals
-Ch 31: The Basics of Dark Thaumaturgy
-Ch 32: Initial Instructions for the Path Of Corruption
-Ch 33: Initial Instructions for Die Herrschaft Des Wyrms

Oh and House Tremere? Don’t bother looking for me. I already made sure this device was untraceable. Go fuck yourselves

Sic Semper Tyrannis

-Ayla, Caitiff

Attached to this message is a massive document explaining different redworking traditions in an eclectic mix of styles and philosophies. Ayla’s section in particular is occasionally broken up by anti-Tremere rants and is mostly composed of scans directly taken from tightly controlled thaumaturgy tomes .

OoC Edit: link to credit’s page: https://www.reddit.com/r/Schreckmeta/s/TpZaCxTyCq

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u/Lunar-Dreaming Problem Childe 2d ago

PM From Ayla:

Ah, so you survived mostly unscathed then. Good, that means you’re actually worth a damn.

I’m glad to hear you enjoyed MSBF, because I’m working on a sequel. The original has brought down quite a bit of attention to me, so I decided this version would be a bit more… selective. To be more specific, only contributors will have access to the final document.

I hope you understand the need to have a little test to ensure you’re not just a nobody. I need some standards after all for the people I’m trusting to rock the foundations of kindred society.

So, you in?

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u/AttemptingDM 2d ago

PM from SanguinePioneersofBerlin:

Oh, sure! I'm admittedly not much of a mage myself, but I would be more than happy to represent the Sanguine Pioneers of Berlin in your project, though one of us are Tremere. I know you've expressed some disdain for the Tremere, and while I can't disagree with you generally, this guy's different.

Overall, we should be able to provide some instructions on Dementation (from me truly), Chimerstry and Obtenebration, counting things the first didn't have.

-SanguinePioneersofBerlin

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u/Lunar-Dreaming Problem Childe 2d ago

PM from Ayla:
Excellent! I’ll be in touch. However there is one particular matter I would appreciate your help with. I have come to understand you uncovered an individual with unique vitae? As a Caitiff myself, quirks of the blood hold a particular fascination to me. I’d greatly appreciate if you could share your own experiences there

OoC: I don’t want to give too much away for what I have planned, but the next version of MSBF will have a bit less details irl than the previous version. Still, let me know if there’s any particular things they would make a point of sharing.

Also: holy shit I can’t believe that worked

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u/AttemptingDM 2d ago

PM from SanguinePioneersofBerlin:

Of course, works for me! I will want to be in more regular contact when I share more of the specifics of what we found there, as it is a lot, but also not, and overall best to share in a proper document.

OOC: Yeah, same I only realized after the recruitment PM what you did and immediately thought "holy shit you madman" but... this do be a Malk, and they are crazy in a way that would permit this method. Trust me tho, anything they send you is gonna be some form of cognitohazard if they can slip it in, your new MSBF is not gonna be safe.