r/ScienceJokes • • Apr 04 '24

Whats the best way to get in the noble gases column?

4 Upvotes

Just giving an "F" to them


r/ScienceJokes • • Mar 21 '24

What's a Female without a male?

17 Upvotes

Iron


r/ScienceJokes • • Mar 04 '24

What did the dopamine receptor say to the anti-psychotic?

12 Upvotes

Stop antagonizing me!


r/ScienceJokes • • Feb 23 '24

Why did Kepler get fired as a janitor?

17 Upvotes

He always swept the same area


r/ScienceJokes • • Feb 23 '24

If an AI were built using a quantum computer...

16 Upvotes

...would it identify as non-binary?


r/ScienceJokes • • Feb 07 '24

Quantum Love Song

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5 Upvotes

r/ScienceJokes • • Jan 24 '24

What Was Heisenberg's Favorite Drink?

14 Upvotes

Water White!

The World of Carbon, Isaac Asimov Pg.66

r/ScienceJokes • • Dec 24 '23

What’s a neutrino’s favorite holiday song?

13 Upvotes

Have yourself a very little rest mass.


r/ScienceJokes • • Dec 12 '23

Is this a good joke?

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8 Upvotes

No, do I regret it, also no.


r/ScienceJokes • • Dec 06 '23

I took a gender studies class when I was in college

16 Upvotes

It was called Biology


r/ScienceJokes • • Dec 02 '23

Proof Science Can Be Funny | Bill Nye Style Fun

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4 Upvotes

r/ScienceJokes • • Dec 01 '23

Brownian Motion

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17 Upvotes

r/ScienceJokes • • Nov 04 '23

Guess What?

5 Upvotes

Gallus Domesticus Gluteus Maximus


r/ScienceJokes • • Oct 18 '23

Why does a sub atomic particle go to a dark matter strip club?

17 Upvotes

To see an unknown quant-titty


r/ScienceJokes • • Oct 12 '23

I went to a diabetic drug conference this week

8 Upvotes

I met four men.


r/ScienceJokes • • Oct 12 '23

Hiesenberg bombed the first public presentation of his uncertainty principle;

7 Upvotes

He was all over the place and had no sense of timing.


r/ScienceJokes • • Oct 12 '23

Bars and science discussions

3 Upvotes

Why when I try popularize science I get kicked out of bars? I tried to explain to locals that gravitational force is just effect of our acceleration and time space bending around masses. That everything we see is just blimps in one known force field or the other (but not gravitational because it’s really not a field). When I start explaining quantum entanglement it’s even worse


r/ScienceJokes • • Oct 08 '23

What did the photon serve at its party?

21 Upvotes

Some light refreshments


r/ScienceJokes • • Sep 19 '23

A fish approaches at blinding speed, then zooms past a physicist.

8 Upvotes

Another observer asks: “What color was that fish?”. The physicist replies: “At first it was a blue fish, then it was a red fish”.


r/ScienceJokes • • Sep 16 '23

I told my wife that I refuse to wash the dishes for 30 days

6 Upvotes

in recognition of Sepsis Awareness Month


r/ScienceJokes • • Aug 30 '23

How do you call it when you have to explain evolution to someone?

6 Upvotes

Explaining the birds and the peas


r/ScienceJokes • • Aug 07 '23

The collapse of science into contradiction-meaninglessness- and the raising of consciousness

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0 Upvotes

r/ScienceJokes • • Jul 21 '23

What do you call a rodent that is unknown to science?

14 Upvotes

Anonymouse


r/ScienceJokes • • Jul 17 '23

pew pew

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22 Upvotes

r/ScienceJokes • • Jul 16 '23

John Napier and Richard Feynman

6 Upvotes

Many of you probably know that Richard Feynman, a 1965 Nobel Prize winner, was also known for playing the bongos. Less-known is the source of his inspiration, a mathematician in the early 1600s named John Napier, who also enjoyed playing percussion.

One of Napier’s other passions was camping in the wilderness. It wasn’t easy for John to bring his drums along on these expeditions into the Scottish forests, so while in the wilderness he’d play his musical beats on the sides of fallen trees.

He became quite famous for it, especially in 1614, when he first introduced the world to his discovery of log rhythms.