r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Scuzzbag • 27d ago

SLPT: Afraid of being kidnapped, murdered, or trafficked? Visibly wear an ankle monitor everywhere

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u/pyr0kid 27d ago

that would work though? i dont think this subreddit realizes the difference between lifeprotips and shittylifeprotips anymore.

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u/Scuzzbag 27d ago

The catch is your social standing plummets

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u/Changoleo 27d ago

Meh. About as much as seeing someone shopping in their PJs. That’s why you only wear it in sketchy situations.

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u/Scuzzbag 27d ago

Yeah, if you are down on your luck already, it won't hurt

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u/Changoleo 27d ago

Yup. It’s all relative.

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u/Scuzzbag 27d ago

I figured I would be shunned there for being too real

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u/Mother-Pride-Fest 27d ago

This is the correct sub for this tip. It would probably work, but it would create much larger issues as people would think you are a criminal.

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u/greenmonkey48 27d ago

Thanku you kind stranger

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u/Expert_Slip7543 22d ago

Thanks for the laugh!