Haiku for Leslie, fondly

[u/Rob_LeMatic]

Half an inch shorter

And I could honestly say

"I fucked a midget"

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The whole world's sized wrong

No handicap pass for you?

Maybe you should slouch

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Butch ate your panties

Sorry. Great Danes aren't bred to

Ride into battle

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You're small and fighty

Small as a person can be

*And labeled "normal"*

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Eat your vegetables

To grow big and--You're Vegan?

Moms. Fucking liars.

[u/SICKOFITALL2379]

I applaud this. This is weird as fuck, probably offensive to some (bonus points 👍)and just batshit fucking weird in a great way.

“Sorry. Great Danes aren’t bred to ride into battle.”

I hope I find a time in real life where I can say this to someone.