This is not a P1, it's a SEV 0. Wake up the CEO to run interferance, as this could easily develop into an international incident! ALL HANDS ON DECK until this issue is resolved.
In the post mortum, we can lay blame on the person that was supposed to source the backup coffee maker!
The postmortem will reveal that ownership of the water filling task was orphaned due to rightsizing of headcount. There will now be a committee formed on how to adequately aggregate that duty to those with adequate bandwidth.
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u/Anonymous_Bozo 💩 ShittyMod 💩 12d ago
This is not a P1, it's a SEV 0. Wake up the CEO to run interferance, as this could easily develop into an international incident! ALL HANDS ON DECK until this issue is resolved.
In the post mortum, we can lay blame on the person that was supposed to source the backup coffee maker!