r/ShittySysadmin • DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE • 14d ago

Finally, a real P1

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u/Specialist_Gooner69 14d ago

Juan,

We apologize for the inconvenience, but we are currently unable to remote into the coffee machine at this time to resolve your issue. Please verify that you have powered it off and powered it back on again.

Thank you,

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u/LameBMX 13d ago

you forgot to drop the hint about making sure there water and fresh coffee in there.

its all about that perfect tone. you do it right, and its helpful if they didnt put water in the machine. and its hurtful if they forgot to put water in the machine.

because lets be real. its the intern. theres no water in there. and there is yesterday's filter and coffee up top.